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The Top 10 Chug Life 2 Quotes

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steezerampage
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 214

Number 10

I didn't get home until boxing day, the 26 for you stupid Americans.

9. Be sure you get my head just breaking off its neck... Heeeeader bang

8. Come on lets punch each other in our dicks

7. We just decided that were so dam rich we'd buy a brand new car, Dog we got this 86 GL silver.

6. Mom, are you and Dan getting a divorce?

5. Why won't you look at me when were having sex?

4. If your ever in a dirty situation... kick in the groin, and then you run.

3. I got the shot, Yeeeeah, thats the shot of the night, boyakasha.

2. I'm not gonna cry... I'm a thug

1. Hey Must be the Stoney, would you wanna come and take a ride with stoney, gotta get all stoney and get stoney with stoney Bill, Stoney, so Stoney, Hey must be the Stoney

16 years ago
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
I can't get it to play :'(
16 years ago
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
please stop
16 years ago
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
nvm got it

it's sick /thread
16 years ago
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dave...
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 126
#4 copied this:



danga da danga da dang
16 years ago
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*208*shill
Posts: 742 - Karma: 149
wowi think that guy and his enthusiasum (if thats how you spell it) is gonna keep me lol for the next month!!!!!
16 years ago
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mait
Posts: 96 - Karma: 10

-Ohwww Myyyy Gawwwddd-

Chug to fine fine fine Katie,

perfect teeth btw Katie

16 years ago
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*208*shill
Posts: 742 - Karma: 149

chug didnt say that to katie he was sitting on the couch by her...

im pretty sure it was marg who said the ohhhh myyy gawwwwd to katie

and ya her teeth are fucken perfect

16 years ago
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chugLIFE
Posts: 4714 - Karma: 1,050
SHE is perfect boys haha
16 years ago
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asian_andy
Posts: 830 - Karma: 61
you cant 4 get BOOYAKASHA!!
16 years ago
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ONTerriible
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 126

you forgot,

"wow Joe, you might want to slow down"

16 years ago
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9933 - Karma: 9,433
#2 is the best
16 years ago
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Mrvic.
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 154
"headbang"
16 years ago
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Balto
Posts: 25987 - Karma: 4,454
im sure we would all like to see more of her........... preferably with less cloths........
16 years ago
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ECgoggletan
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
" and im eating a blueberry muffin...cuz it has purple in it..."
16 years ago
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,889
because the only thing funnier than ian cosco is quoting ian cosco?
16 years ago
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
nicknaming Walker "Stoney Bill" is one of the single funniest things Chug has ever done.
16 years ago
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HeartBeatFaster
Posts: 723 - Karma: 26
Rastafariiiiiiii! (followed by a classic Cosco afterbang)

16 years ago
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,500
nah # 1 is when the car doesnt start and he just says "whatever". hahahaha that was great
16 years ago
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mammothrider01
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10

NEW LIST:

#1-10: Anything that was said while Katie was being filmed.

16 years ago
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
anyone know how to download the episode? i want it on my zune...
16 years ago
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
nevermind got it
16 years ago
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073

Chug Life 3: should be just footage of katie. nothin dirty. just stuff....eating, talking, walking,

i'm a creep. fuck

16 years ago
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
"cuttin em niggas" - while running at the camera and air stabbing with a huge knife

racist i know, but the shock humor was just too good
16 years ago
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
my bad thats from ep 1
16 years ago
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
chug life 2 had some of the best quotes EVER!!
16 years ago
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Blandct
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 37
fav chug life 1 quote

"popping my colla and gettin all..."

dont member the rest
16 years ago
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pho[tog]rapher
Posts: 2618 - Karma: 496
yea and "livin' that G2 lifestyle"

plus my favorite that i think i've said upwards of 20 times a day since CL2s release..


"it's not gay if you're friends"
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mwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 4
"blueberries cuz they got purple in them"
"over the pond or some shit"
"9 hour drive, nothing for the chug"
"SINCE WERE SO DAMN RICH we went and bought this brand new Subaru 86 Silver"
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
" RASTAFARIIIIIIIIIII"
"IM NOT GONNA CRY, IM A THUG"
" Living that G2 lifestlye, only drinking that Purple DRANK"
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MoistAbode
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 37
"HEEEEY MUST BE THE STONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!"
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easy_cam_steezy
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 126
"oooaaah FUCK talkin about the Dew Tour..."
-Joe Schuster

"Stoney Bill, Joe"
-Joe Schuster
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
yeah.... were on the highway. doing a SOLID 40 miles an hour!
16 years ago
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LoLo913
Posts: 600 - Karma: 29
hahhha i love them they are amazingly funny, they make my day
16 years ago
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34

HAHAHAH no "hahah stoney bill just backed into us like an idot would ahahaah''   thanks joe ahahhaa that is the best and"look how stupid maretts looks when hes on his computer" ahahhaah

LOVE

16 years ago
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bpalmer
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 93
damn that is some creeper shit.
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