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What would you do if someone dinged your car with you in it?

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PopsicleStand
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So this has happened to my brother twice in the last month. He has been sitting in his car (2000 maxima, super good condition) with it running, and someone parked next to him and opened their door into his. They then proceed to look at him in the eye, and walk away. Today it was some soccer mom bitch who opened her side door into his, looked at him in the eye, and then walked away.

This is obviously ridiculous, but barring violence, what the hell can he do?

The first time it happened, he spit all over the car. This time, he pissed on the car, shat in a bag and slung it on the windshield, and picked up random trash off the parking lot and pasted it to the shit and piss and spit. Of course, thats all illegal, and this is in a crowded parking lot. So i dont want him doing that anymore, however satisfying it could be.

What are his legal, good options for solving this? In all seriousness, we are stumped. and i dont want his ass getting arrested. NS help us out.
Jan 20 2009 9:23PM
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
violence, lots of it
Jan 20 2009 9:26PM
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BKlein
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 81
Ask the person to pay for the ding
Ask for the other persons insurance info
Sue?








Deflate their tires
Block their exhaust pipe
Jan 20 2009 9:27PM
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doublexl
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seriously? that doesnt leave you many options except hit em with the book. get their insurance card and shit and get dalalalalalalots o pypa....
Jan 20 2009 9:27PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
get out of the car, say excuse me i believe you dented my car, i think we should exchange insurance information. then get a quote and get it fixed for free.
Jan 20 2009 9:28PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
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Im a junior in highschool, so I park my chevy 1500 in the parking lot like everyone else, one day i go to school early to do some homework in my truck, i get to school and park in the front row(it dosent matter where you park, nothing is assigned), start doing some homework, ten minutes go by and lot begins to fill, all of a sudden my car jurks foward, look behind me and see some senior laughing in his gay little car, I get out of my truck and walk to the rear bumper, nothing has happened to my truck, but his car has a dent in his front bumper, the kid rolls down his window laughing

me: what the fuck was that?!!

d-bag:your in my spot

me: there are no fucking spots!!

d-bag:well your bumper is sticking into the spot behind me

me:your fucking lucky yyou didnt do anything to my truck

d-bag laughs and goes over and brags to his friends that he is badass

My day goes on, I am pissed off the entire day, and restrain myself fromm punching him when I see him. when I get home I tell my dad what happened

dad: who was he?

me: jordan stackpole

dad: no way, when you played baseball, his dad yeld from the bleachers to hit you with the ball when you were up to base, when I was standing right next to him

me: thats bullshit

dad: I wouldnt care if you kicked his ass

I never fought him, even when I was at a party and i saw him, I still never fought him, because I dont really give a fuck( no me importa)

Jan 20 2009 9:41PM
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newengland72
Posts: 227 - Karma: 29
Two words:

Game On.
Jan 20 2009 11:13PM
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dguay13
Posts: 372 - Karma: 14
this actually happened to me once. i was in the car when a drunk girl plowed into the side of my car tearing up my poor civic haha but the cops did absolutely nothing, and it wasnt covered under my deductible. I had her plate, gave the cops a description of the driver and everything, and no beans. So im gonna have to say fair game on her.
Jan 20 2009 11:37PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
considering how she looked directly at my brother and didnt flinch, i would assume she would not give up her insurance info. then what? call the cops? that seems a little stupid.

i guess violence/vandalism is the only solution?
Jan 21 2009 5:38PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
if there still there open your door and hit theres....unless there big
Jan 21 2009 5:45PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
If they refuse to exchange insurance then get hte plate and call the cops because they're being a huge bitch, if the cop doesnt do anything wait until he leaves and if the driver is still there fuck em up, its your only option
Jan 21 2009 5:50PM
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Paulage
Posts: 521 - Karma: 102

please correct me if im wrong, but is this not a minor case of hit and run?

if the person hits your car, knowing so or not,. and leaves the scene without even approaching you, i believe that is a case of fleeing the scene of an accident.

Jan 21 2009 7:48PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
smear poo under her door handle so when she opens it next time she stickers her fingers in poo. it be under her finger nails and everything. i call it the poo handle
Jan 21 2009 7:51PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
go ape shit. After you say

(in your nerd voice) excuse me you just dinked my vehicle)
Jan 21 2009 7:53PM
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MACAQUE
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He should key the other persons car after he gets out.
Jan 21 2009 8:13PM
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*Fujative*
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plugging the exhaust pipe is a really good idea...
Jan 21 2009 8:22PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Pop a cap
Jan 21 2009 8:24PM
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gordie.
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i love good grammer
Jan 21 2009 8:30PM
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kingcomet32
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I drive a jeep

its invincible and doesnt get dented. The entire rear differential mayyy fuck up though
Jan 21 2009 9:17PM
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Phill.
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so the family was in the car... mom in the passenger seat, dad in the drivers, me in back... we waiting for my little brother.... well he came running to the car and swung his door as hard as he could... BAM!!!! right against the car besides us.... and of course the people were standing right there....

dad got out and offered to pay him 300$ right there, luckily the guy was kool about it and said he was sending it to an auction soon...

the best part is my little bro. got in the car with a nervous laugh, i shook my head at him, and he was like "What it wasnt my fault..."
Jan 21 2009 9:37PM
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Moonlight
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haha that was one of the most dreadful sentences I've ever read.

Jan 21 2009 11:17PM
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JacheOReally
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does your bro pack a glock?
Jan 21 2009 11:26PM
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JacheOReally
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i dun talked good at some times also
Jan 21 2009 11:27PM
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sick-as-aids
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i was waiting to pull out of a park lot, sitting there letting traffic go by, being patient, next thing i know my car gets slammed forward, i look behind me and its some dumb asian, i pull out and pull over, he pulls in behind me.
i say, dude wtf was that?
-he said, (in typical asian voice) 'i sorry, i pizza derivery, and i in hurry to deriver pizza.
-i say, well i was stopped and you just drove straight fucking in to me.
- he said he was sorry but had to go
- so i asked for his number
-he gave it to me (in nz our numbers are 10 digits, e.g mines 0210763316, get me?) his was like, 02142849232929, i called bullshit right away, but he drove off. i chased after him and got his plate details, called insurance and made a claim. he had to come through with the money, whilst my car was being repaired, i also got about 3 other dents fixed, a new battery, a paint touch up, and an electric issue solved, the panel beater quoted the insurance the cost, and the dumb asian had to cough up the moolaa. i thought it was better than beating the shit out of him
Jan 21 2009 11:33PM
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ski_DC
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did he drive a geo storm by chance? hahaha^
Jan 21 2009 11:36PM
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Jordan
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Slash dem tires.

No but really, If someone did that to my car this is how the first line of conversation would go:

Me: Are you fucking kidding me?

then you pull out the nine.
Jan 22 2009 12:59AM
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Alex_G
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call up your gang and follow them home duh
Jan 22 2009 1:15AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4724 - Karma: 718
"excuse me, could you be more careful when opening you door next time? thank you."
Jan 22 2009 1:36AM
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Runthered
Posts: 208 - Karma: 7
pour salt in the gas tank
it totals the engine by ceasing it up
so good bro
or just key it
or steal there rear view mirrors
all this would work to get back
put nails under tires
leave it on blocks
you know the usual
Jan 22 2009 1:47AM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
yeah my bro is not the type of kid most people would pick a fight with, 6'3" and 215, pretty jacked.

so next time it happens, nail under tha tire FTW
Jan 22 2009 5:42AM
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Static
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^nail under the tire will just get them a new set of tires, pretty much everyone gets road hazard warranty on their tires.

and to the kid from maine, you and your dad both sound like pussies
Jan 22 2009 8:03AM
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wh@t
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one time, this kid called a dad and his son pussies on the internet. they burned his house down.
Jan 22 2009 8:36AM
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Dumont92
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you have good control, if that was me i would of beaten the shit out of him whenever i saw him
Jan 22 2009 11:24AM
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Static
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then he got a nice big insurance check and spent it on hookers
Jan 22 2009 8:08PM
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NomenClature
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umm......call the cops

thats a felony.  They'll get raped in prison.
Jan 23 2009 12:06AM
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division.bell
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I love great spelling.

Read: Grammar
Jan 23 2009 12:19AM
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Ski4frnt4445
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there is nothing better than fucking thier shit up if they disrespect you like that man
Jan 23 2009 1:25AM
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3ski6guy0
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i would start off with fuck you. and then say give me your insurance you are giving me that 20 bucks to fix my car dirty slutfuck. then wipe your ass and smear it on their door handle after their gone
Jan 23 2009 1:29AM
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Ski311
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hire someone to ding their car back.....or have a little person jump out of the trunk of your car after you hit the latch like fonzie to open it.  either way, tanner hall is going to have a hell of a time winning x-games superpipe next year. i hate espn.
Jan 23 2009 1:30AM
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J-Wallz
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i think that with parking lots since it is private property cops have very little power there.... but  i may be wrong
Jan 23 2009 11:00AM
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NomenClature
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private property has nothing to do with it.

its a hit and run.

Its a FELONY.  you get jail time for it.  (in this case it might just be a HUGE fine, well over $1000)


Jan 23 2009 3:39PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
hahahahahah
Jan 23 2009 3:56PM
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An10a_Eng
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im guessing he hit your car and you slid down real low in the seat so he wouldnt see you and every time you saw him in the hall you dreamed of casting a spell on him. to be honest, you seem like a fag.
Jan 23 2009 4:51PM
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Runthered
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dude i dont know thats kind of harsh
i would not key a cadi that is just a low blow
Jan 25 2009 2:39AM
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highaltNM
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yep
Jan 25 2009 2:43AM
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J.D.
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You could also sue to obtain the use of the garage, if you wanted...
Jan 25 2009 12:25PM
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NESblowjob
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thats hilarious i would have gotten out and cussed them out
Jan 25 2009 1:57PM
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Jan 25 2009 2:05PM
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ISkiSwitch
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Get out, call them an idiot, mutter profanities, get insurance info/ license plate/ phone number, get insurance money, get car fixed + have left over $$ to get it fully repainted, or some new parts.
Jan 25 2009 4:50PM
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4frntfisherman
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potato in exhaust, nails under tires, salt+milk in gas tank, pour coke all over the car, place brick on driver seat through the hole in the windshield.

follow them home, shoot their dog, then stuff it next to the engine...
(that was just a joke. not cool)
Jan 25 2009 5:10PM
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