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Speech in an hour

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McLeod
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I have to give a speech introducing myself in my college communications class in an hour. we can say whatever shit we want the prof just wants it to be something other than your name, age, major etc. any ideas?
Jan 20 2009 6:03PM
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andrew.
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Hi, my name is ____ ______, and I like to ski.  Let me use my remaining 59 minutes to explain complicated ski maneuvers that most of you will not understand.
Jan 20 2009 6:04PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Skiing?
Jan 20 2009 6:05PM
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EastScratchSkier
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watch the episode of the office "dwights speech" and just do that excactly
Jan 20 2009 6:05PM
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k-rob
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i don't think his speech is supposed to be an hour long, but this is a good idea.
Jan 20 2009 6:07PM
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mr_grom
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Is that episode in season 4 cuz i just got that for Christmas?

Jan 20 2009 6:08PM
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McLeod
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haha no my class is in an hour and the speech is supposed to be roughly 2 minutes, pretty short, i was thinking about just memorizing part of obamas inaugaration speech ha
Jan 20 2009 6:12PM
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andrew.
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^oh werd?  even easier.  pick one thing thats kind of hard to explain, then talk like youre stuck in slo-mo

hiiiiii, myyyyy naaammeeeeesss aaaaaannnnddddddrrrrreeeewwww, etc.
make sure you do rad slo-mo bullet-dodging stuff like in the matrix while you talk too.
Jan 20 2009 6:33PM
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McLeod
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we have a winner ^^^^^^^^^^ maybe obama matrixing a bullet or something?
Jan 20 2009 6:36PM
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