Replying to New years resolutions

have any new years resolutions? mine is that i want to eat healthier. Today ive already had 4-5 doughnuts and all this other crap
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'how vain is it to sit down and write, when you have not stood up to live'
-Andrew P

I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.