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Funny Things You Said As A Kid

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EastScratchSkier
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im sure people have a lot of good ones.

on a flight home (nh) from tennessee, i asked if we were back in america yet
i used to call piglett friglett
i used to call a fire truck a fire fuck

my little bro:
during a funeral in the chapel while its silent- "IS THIS HEAVEN?"
"thats the biggest building i never saw"
used to call SWAT team the squat team

what do you guys got?
Jan 19 2009 9:25PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
i used to order happy MILKS instead of happy meals.

and my little sister couldnt pronounce her R's very well so she came in to my room one day and just real authoritatively said "pick up your shit!", as she pointed to one of my shiRts on the floor.
Jan 20 2009 5:59AM
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EastScratchSkier
Posts: 186 - Karma: 16
haha i would hide in those too, but i never had the guts to try to scare anyone
Jan 20 2009 10:32AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Helicoco instead of helicopter, thats all i got.
Jan 20 2009 10:49AM
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Treestman
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my gaper little cousin says turnpike instead of terrian park
Jan 20 2009 12:25PM
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nidecker78
Posts: 22 - Karma: 10
my friend called is dick bo-bo
Jan 20 2009 12:40PM
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word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
when i was like 7 my baby sitter asked me if i liked her or not and i said no your a big bitch then i got grounded for like a month

when i was 8 or 9 my brother dared me to pee on my friend so i just whipped it out and peed all over him
Jan 20 2009 12:41PM
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nickman
Posts: 804 - Karma: 10
I thought it was horse divorse
Jan 20 2009 1:03PM
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DaewonS
Posts: 717 - Karma: 104
i still like to call bananas "nanners"
Jan 20 2009 3:23PM
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k-rob
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i used to call the Calgary Tower "doggy tower"
and i used to say "nackin" instead of napkin.
Jan 20 2009 3:56PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
Out of balance (bounds)
Jan 20 2009 3:56PM
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CassieM
Posts: 147 - Karma: 11
i always used to say to my mom "mommy, my wanna be a bawawinna when i grown up, but first my hafta take bawawinna lessons". i finally took one ballet class when i was 4, hated it, and never went back.
Jan 20 2009 5:08PM
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Cuckoo
Posts: 637 - Karma: 9
I used to say: Hospital as HOP -IT AL

Ambulance - AM - BULL - ANCE


Jan 20 2009 5:14PM
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C0RN
Posts: 365 - Karma: 113
i went to camp for a month and once i asked my counselor what we were having for dinner and he told me horse cock(we had summer sausage). so when i went home my mom asked me how the food was and what we ate. i told her we had horse cock, and i said it in front of all her friends and their kids.
Jan 20 2009 5:16PM
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happypancakes
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
ya dude i did the same thing back when i was a just a wee lad lol
Jan 20 2009 5:46PM
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EastScratchSkier
Posts: 186 - Karma: 16
my bro still says that and he's 10
Jan 20 2009 6:07PM
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snowriderdj
Posts: 344 - Karma: 11

speghetti...pesketi

Jan 20 2009 6:15PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
i used to call Pinocchio -> monuma (maw-new-mah) dont ask why

also, id call my cousin uncle wagon
Jan 20 2009 8:05PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
my little sister used to call me boo-boo. and one time i was saying random words, and my dad got mad at me and he said never to say that again, i akse dhwta. he said you just said a swear in spanish..what are the odds
Jan 20 2009 9:18PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,364
the only thing i can think of off the top of my head is this...

one time at taco johns as people would walk in i was saying what they were and im pretty sure they could hear me

"that guy's tall, that guy's fat" and so on, but i called some guy fat and he could hear me, then i think i threw up all over the place later

again, thats all i could think of off the top of my head
Jan 20 2009 10:42PM
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