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Funny Things You Said As A Kid

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EastScratchSkier
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im sure people have a lot of good ones.

on a flight home (nh) from tennessee, i asked if we were back in america yet
i used to call piglett friglett
i used to call a fire truck a fire fuck

my little bro:
during a funeral in the chapel while its silent- "IS THIS HEAVEN?"
"thats the biggest building i never saw"
used to call SWAT team the squat team

what do you guys got?
Jan 19 2009 9:25PM
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DaewonS
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i used to say rendezvous as REN-DEZ-VOUS
Jan 19 2009 9:27PM
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j.saaaarela
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this thread could go somewhere...

My sister used to say "bideo" in stead of "video", along those lines. but wats fucked up is that she still kinda does it. she is 10.

Jan 19 2009 9:28PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
bamama

and in all of my 1st through 6th grade papers i thought "haft" was a word (haft=have to)
Jan 19 2009 9:31PM
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Hank
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i meant to say "i broke grandpa's clock" and said "i broke grandpa's cock" haha
Jan 19 2009 9:31PM
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Billek
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I was at day care, and they would always make shitty food. There was this one kid though, that was alergic to fish or something, and he got peanutbutter and jelly instead!

I took 'I'm alergic' for 'I don't like this' and I then said I was allergic to everything I didn't like.
Jan 19 2009 9:32PM
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EastScratchSkier
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hahaha

i just remembered when i first saw the word hors d'oeuvres, i asked my mom what "whores di vores" were haha
Jan 19 2009 9:33PM
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spliff.Life
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babaloon instead balloon
Jan 19 2009 9:35PM
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EastScratchSkier
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haha i actually lol'ed when i read that
Jan 19 2009 9:35PM
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dguay13
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my little brother used to say poon instead of spoon that was always funny at large family gatherings
Jan 19 2009 9:59PM
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Malcolm
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i used to say lemenopee instead of L M N O P in the alphabet.

Jan 19 2009 10:00PM
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Malcolm
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oh and i didnt call coins quarters or whatever. they were called reindeer, beaver, boat, leaf, duck or bear moneys
Jan 19 2009 10:05PM
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Alex_G
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my twin brother nico used to call me nico
Jan 19 2009 10:05PM
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ONTerriible
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the is a little kid i know who sounded like he said bitch when he said fish. so his cousin would get him to say all my fishes and it sounded like the little two year old would say all my bitches. pretty funny when you hear it coming from a two year old.
Jan 19 2009 10:06PM
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TheButterHashira
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I used to think when people get married they automatically get a baby so I asked my grandma if she got married twice and confused she asked why and I explained my theory to her. She said "thats not how its done". One weekend I constantly repeated the phrase "I got my ass kicked on the jerry springer show" because I was 6 and read it on a sticker in a ski shop. I didn't really know it was a bad word.
Jan 19 2009 10:12PM
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TheButterHashira
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I used to think when people get married they automatically get a baby so I asked my grandma if she got married twice and confused she asked why and I explained my theory to her. She said "thats not how its done". One weekend I constantly repeated the phrase "I got my ass kicked on the jerry springer show" because I was 6 and read it on a sticker in a ski shop. I didn't really know it was a bad word.
Jan 19 2009 10:13PM
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+[wall.e]+
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Banana = Blananas

I thought a donkey went haw hee instead of hee haw.

I called holstein cows steam holes.
Jan 19 2009 10:15PM
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wnab21
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i lol'ed on that one
Jan 19 2009 10:21PM
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hellomynameisjef
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i used to say bitch when i ment to say bench. that was fun
Jan 19 2009 10:23PM
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sklermang
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chevrolet= sheverleet
Jan 19 2009 10:29PM
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fupaface
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i was saying just words one day in the car when i was like 4 and then i said fuck it, my mom told me to never say that word again, but then minutes later we were in a bank and i started yelling fuck it a bunch
Jan 19 2009 10:30PM
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Slinger1x1
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I was playing duck duck goose at camp, and i was young, and i thought it would be funny to trick kids and not say goose, but say something that rhymes with duck. so i went duck, duck, duck, fuck. I SAID FUCK

so i felt terrible the rest of the day and cried to my parents, i was like 7

My brother loved fire trucks. So everything he would say was like fire truck works, always had to say fire truck.
Jan 19 2009 10:36PM
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leckett1
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i called trains tanes

i called my penis a freddy

Jan 19 2009 10:41PM
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assface
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my brother got muggles mixed up with moguls and
he pronounced chaos as CHA-OAS
Jan 19 2009 10:42PM
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Tanner-D
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I used to pronounce my tr like f so whenever I said firetruck I sounded like firefuck
Jan 19 2009 10:44PM
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assface
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i called terrian parks
train parks
Jan 19 2009 10:47PM
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DaveM
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i used to call condos, condoms.. i got a few funny stories from it too.
Jan 19 2009 11:04PM
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3mileanin
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Haha yeah same.  I guess one time an old man was bent over my stroller talking to me and he was wearing a hat with a truck on it. I pointed at him and yelled "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"

I also associated "no hitch hiking" signs with The Fonz from Happy Days, so whenever I saw one of those signs I would say "No doing dudes!"
Jan 19 2009 11:15PM
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Malcolm
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haha i also used to think these signs were cars with duck feet


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Jan 19 2009 11:18PM
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Thenowhereman42
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When I was a kid before I knew what jacking off was I went through a phase where I called people jack off's because I knew I wasn't allowed to say jack ass.
Jan 19 2009 11:20PM
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3mileanin
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^^ haha they do look like duck feet
Jan 19 2009 11:22PM
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skibum2292
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my sis used to assie instead of lassie (the dog). I used to say renenber instead of remember.
Jan 19 2009 11:26PM
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TheButterHashira
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I thought that was a picture of inspector gadgets car.
Jan 19 2009 11:30PM
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Jordan_P
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i used to say worser and brung, both of which aren't words

i also used to add "ed" to words that already had "ed" on the end of them...'look at this picture mommy, i painteded at skool'
Jan 19 2009 11:32PM
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Pippin
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Us canuks, we think alike...but seriously i just realized it was
Play it by EAR....NOT.. Play it by YEAR
Jan 19 2009 11:33PM
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doublexl
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how the fuck would i know?
Jan 19 2009 11:46PM
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sick-as-aids
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-i used to think a chimney was a chimley up until a year ago, i still say chimley now but i know im rong.
-i used to call my dick a tollywaffle, dont know why
-when i was 10 i told my teacher she had nice big tits, i got detention for awhile
Jan 19 2009 11:48PM
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sarahskis
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i cried when my brother called me a homo sapien...
Jan 19 2009 11:49PM
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Malcolm
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haha i wonder what you guys did in detention
Jan 19 2009 11:50PM
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g.muelheims
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when my mom used to go shopping i would hide inside of the circular clothing racks and scare people.  whenever she needed to find me she would just yell Deeto and i would say it back cuz i liked how it sounded.  Also whenever my legos would break or i would spill something i would say damage instead of damnit. 
Jan 20 2009 12:41AM
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Elijah.
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I used to not be able to pronounce my S's and Z's. They would come out as, "nyuh" and "myuh".
Jan 20 2009 12:43AM
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sick-as-aids
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picked up rubbish lol
Jan 20 2009 12:47AM
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Shpadoinkle
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When I was two I said to my Nana... "Nana, you're a bitch." LOUD AND CLEAR. My mom said, "Silly, Aspen, Nana isn't a witch" without hesitation.
Jan 20 2009 12:47AM
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Jamestown
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when i was about 4 one of my parents friends brought his dog over and he put his paw through our screen door

then a year later, i was talkin to my dad about the whole and apparently i said
"remember the hole rowdy made in the screen door?"
"yes. why?"
"it was in the shape of africa"

Jan 20 2009 12:47AM
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doritos
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Not really something I said, but one day in preschool I jammed my middle finger real hard on the jungle gym and I was holding it in pain, so some kid asked me what was wrong and I held up my middle finger and told him I hurt it and couldn't move it very well. He tweaked the fuck out, I had no idea what was going on, but he ran to the teacher and told her I gave him the middle finger. I didn't know what the hell that was, but the teacher reamed me out and told me I couldn't do that and I was just sitting there confused as fuck nodding my head stupidly. It sucked. I asked my mom what it was and she wouldn't tell me either, I forget when I eventually figured it out but it was awhile.

Jan 20 2009 12:52AM
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Funnel
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To the poster:

Jan 20 2009 12:54AM
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kko
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haha i used to say beer instead of R in the alphabet because my dad owned a rainier beer warehouse/distributorship (?)  and i would see the R logo and automatically think of beer. i got in trouble for it in preschool.
Jan 20 2009 1:12AM
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Shpadoinkle
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I always thought they were springs.
Jan 20 2009 1:16AM
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BigJew
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Sparkling Wigglers
Jan 20 2009 1:19AM
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mr_shifty
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i said i was allergic to milk but i wasn't allergic to chocolate milk just so i could always get chocolate
Jan 20 2009 1:38AM
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Sean...M
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m-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-p-p-i

thats how i would spell it out haha. so many p's

my brother used to call milk Bunk ahah for some reason.
Jan 20 2009 2:06AM
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