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Getting high with my dog.

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ForestryIs8nice
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so ive been up on a knee surgery chillin on pcs n spliffs and always like to have my dog around while im high cause playing with my dog while high is the greatest thing ever.  so i wanna get him high, whats the  method of choice?
Jan 17 2009 12:56AM
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doritos
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Hahahahahahahha, amazing...

It depends on the dog. Don't force him. Blow it in his ear and if he doesn't like it, don't do it any more. Weed is natural, it was put on this Earth for a reason and it really can't harm them. Their lungs may be weaker but they're not inhaling hot smoke, they're absorbing cooled THC through the membranes in their ears. That being said, it's mean if they don't like it. My friend's dog hated it and we've left her alone ever since. His cats, on the other hand, adore it. One naps happily for hours on end, the other explores like she's getting paid for it, and the other will sit on your lap and beg for you to pet him and when you do he gets SOOOO happy haha. He just purrs loudly and incessantly with this big cat grin, he gets so into it, it's like his favorite thing in the world. Now whenever we smoke with them around they all just sit nearby and lick their lips and sometimes they'll even run into the smoke we exhale. Again, depends entirely on the animal.
Jan 18 2009 3:49PM
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Elijah.
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I have mixed feelings about getting animals high.

But I've done it to my dog one time and he just laid next to me and watched a movie. It was cool until he kept bugging me for my pizza.

Jan 18 2009 4:10PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I don't smoke my dog out because he doesn't really like it.  Some dogs really do though, and if its your dog you should be able to tell.  I had a friend once with a beagle and she had a water bottle with the bottom cut off so you could slide it over the dog's nose and then breath the hit in through the top.  If you started smoking in the house the dog would go find the bottle and bring it to you.  I swear it held it's hits in a little too.
Jan 18 2009 4:15PM
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hellomynameisjef
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doggie munchies?
Jan 18 2009 4:16PM
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macvid
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go see Marley and Me and i bet u ll think twice
Jan 18 2009 7:25PM
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Nakas
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while reading this thread all i think about is scooby doo
Jan 18 2009 10:53PM
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Elijah.
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I ended up giving him a slice of pizza, but he ate it and kept scratching at the plate I put it on for him.

Jan 18 2009 11:14PM
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line_haze
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My buddy has a bunch of those plastic storage bins in his garage, and a smaller dog that fits pretty perfectly under it. We just flip it over on him and blow smoke under than close it. After a few hits, he gets mad chill (he's normally real crazy). The first time we did it, he barked and shit because I guess he was scared, but now he just lets it happen.
Jan 18 2009 11:30PM
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Slinger1x1
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thats funny and all and i dont have a problem with getting your dog high, but you shouldnt foce them to get high
Jan 18 2009 11:38PM
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DutchhGutss
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bahahahahahahahahaha!

where did you inject it! jkjk

Jan 20 2009 1:53PM
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inactive
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dude, this is failed logic, but what if you were just walking along and you got like thrown into a van. and than like loudspeaker was like YOU'RE GONNA GET SAFE AND YOU'LL LIKE IT. At first i would be shitting bricks, and than i would be allright with it
Jan 20 2009 1:58PM
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An10a_Eng
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just cuz you are a worthless piece of shit doesnt mean you need to bring your dog down with you
Jan 20 2009 2:01PM
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doritos
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Someone's taking the DARE propaganda a little too close to heart.
Jan 20 2009 5:27PM
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Skavengers303
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my friends cat ate like 12 hit of acid one time when they wern't paying attention. that cat was flipping out for along time then sorta chilled out. the cat is now the funnist cat you will ever meet. it pretty much acts like it thinks it human.
Jan 20 2009 5:31PM
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Luckyscs
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Don't let your dog smoke. Once that happens, they go crazy for it and will sniff for it and eat it. I seen it happen.
Jan 20 2009 5:51PM
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inactive
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dude i knew someone who ate 4 pots and died. you never know man
Jan 20 2009 5:59PM
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SFBv420.0
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 My dog said

Lighter ???

 Volcano biatch

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Jan 20 2009 6:08PM
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East.
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hahaha we got my friends kitten high. funniest shit ever. he ran around the room for like an hour straight. I felt kinda bad tho. Now the cat is a fuckin dick.
Jan 20 2009 6:21PM
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PhilboydStudge
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hahahaha so many good comments in this thread
Jan 20 2009 6:53PM
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scott-skis
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well first of all i wouldnt do it because its fucking dumb, but if you do do that^
Jan 20 2009 7:01PM
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p_n
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no they are mans best friend and the best thing you can do for your dog is to get him high, its what friends do
Jan 21 2009 9:47AM
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ORski21
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I have a friend whos dog always eats his weed. One time the dog had more then usual then just started flipping out
Jan 21 2009 11:20AM
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