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Osama Pro Model

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CHARLES.BRONSON
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Whats the deal with the Osama pro model? Is it just a photo shop joke? or is it a real one off type ski? Cause I've heard it called the 'Oakley Osama pro model' with some relation to Tanner Hall
Dec 31 2003 1:03AM
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gambino500014
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shhhhh, how did you hear?!?....... mods take care of this quickly
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Dec 31 2003 1:04AM
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WIfreeskier
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what you have heard is top secret information... i'm surprised that whoever told you that hasn't klled you yet

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Dec 31 2003 1:05AM
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NoTeefa
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ya man i heard one kid started sayin shyt about the osamas specs and they dropped a mustard bomb on his house, dat shyts ruff yo


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Dec 31 2003 1:09AM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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Bin Laden told me
Dec 31 2003 1:10AM
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J.D.
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Ah, the Osama Pro... the only ski truly worthy of being called bombproof. Sorry, though, you can't find them anywhere.
Dec 31 2003 1:18AM
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pcfreeride
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what the fuck is wronge whit you people. what are u talking about





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Dec 31 2003 1:28AM
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Matty.
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i heard that they have a super base, for shredding the Jihad Dunes, but it may have been a rumor

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Dec 31 2003 1:33AM
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terrapin421
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I heard the bases aren't even made for snow, but they are made for sand.
Dec 31 2003 1:41AM
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thejackamo
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and they collapse for easy storage in crampt caves, too!


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Dec 31 2003 2:00AM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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Sounds great, are they as easy to find as Bin Laden himself?
Dec 31 2003 2:09AM
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rodeo7
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Email greg strokes, and he'll give you some top secret info

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Dec 31 2003 3:22AM
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huckasaurus
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Those skis are so sweet, I saw a prototype and they are the coolest thing ever!
Dec 31 2003 10:41AM
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LineBoarder
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yeah man they are off the hook.. very wide ski........ ohh osama... u've done it again.... :-P





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Dec 31 2003 3:06PM
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JackieChan
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I heard the Taliban and Mullah Omar are coming out with their own model in '05. The bases are made out of C4.
Dec 31 2003 3:16PM
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freeskiing04
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ahahaha c4, think about how eaasy it would be to pop with those
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Dec 31 2003 3:50PM
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Vtsnowski
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shut being gay





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Dec 31 2003 4:30PM
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dr.awkward
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ya osama is so core. he started it all and never sold out. he is the true soul of skiing
Dec 31 2003 4:43PM
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canonrider
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they've got a phat sidecut to.... getboards has a bunch coming in for 04/05
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Dec 31 2003 5:32PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
Posts: 3123 - Karma: 230
Are they actual skis? or just a graphic joke?

Dec 31 2003 8:57PM
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rhcp
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if we told you we'd have to kill you.
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Dec 31 2003 9:00PM
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J.D.
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Really, Oakley should make more skis... the Arafats, or maybe the Idi Amins.
Dec 31 2003 9:04PM
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canonrider
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of course there a real ski... idiot
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Jan 1 2004 2:36AM
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gambino500014
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jah getboards are the only shop carrying them, they have all the details, they dont just give them out tho, just email and ask nice, stuff looks good
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Jan 1 2004 3:33AM
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lineskier10
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my shop just got them in, bitches, now you wish you were in CT
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Jan 1 2004 4:59AM
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schlonginator
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yeah they r the new oakley pro model ski for Tanner ...... dont know how u found out cause it was real hush hush, but i suppose everyone knows know

it comes in a 172cm and 182cm 115/85/105 - totally sick - heard it may have a funky flex pattern similar to the fujatives (but prolly better being tanner's ski and everything)




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Jan 1 2004 6:53AM
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Dynadave
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is there a link where they can been seen?
Jan 1 2004 10:45AM
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west
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Yes, but you can't have it.




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Jan 1 2004 11:13AM
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MidwestJibba
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now i get it tanner hall is really osama bin laden
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Jan 1 2004 11:15AM
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ReggaeConcept1
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where's sam? i seem to remember a great ebay fuck up concerning these



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Jan 1 2004 12:32PM
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west
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Yah, they seemed to be a bit pricy didn't they.




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Jan 1 2004 12:33PM
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ECfreeski3
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that was so funny
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Jan 1 2004 1:10PM
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schlonginator
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Got our bidder by some money-bag chump but not to worry my new THOPs are arriving any day now......




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Jan 1 2004 4:57PM
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Irotate360
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ive ridden em, there a lil stiff so its not too good of a park ski, but def a nice ski at that. 45 degree inclined walls makes for like a whoa experience





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Jan 1 2004 5:01PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Yeah man the Osama's are sick, you can rip up the park JIHAD style, it's awesome. But what's even better are the Stalin Commie's...... so ill.





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Jan 1 2004 5:02PM
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five0
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but theres only 2 pairs..someone has one and the other is hidden in a cave...or is it a hole?
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Jan 1 2004 6:20PM
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schlonginator
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No no, they were the original prototype that was released for Tanner. Somehow Sam got his fat little hands on a pair and sold them on ebay for mega bucks!!! Oakley have now released them to the public, but they are produced in VERY limited numbers and only a select few know how to get a hold of a pair........






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Jan 1 2004 6:31PM
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permanente1600
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lets see a pic of the osama's!


originally posted by chris_64_impala : why do u need a fat ski? huh fatty? yeah thats right u like the chocoalte
Jan 1 2004 6:36PM
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freeskiing04
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werd
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Jan 1 2004 7:16PM
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skimack
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They've got diamond edges so they never break, and kevlar bases which makes the skis impossible to scratch (Street/cement jibbing) and they become literally bullet proof. Also they have a crazy technology that allows the user to ajust the flex instantly allowing for the ski to dominate in both park and big mountain situations. I think Tanner was riding them in 1242, they just put armada topsheets on them.

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Jan 2 2004 11:53PM
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3ski6guy0
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the osama pros were one ebay a while ago...but i lost the auction
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Jan 3 2004 12:05AM
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real9999
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I ride them. I'm not saying anything about them though.
Jan 3 2004 3:05AM
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kjfreerider
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this needs to stop



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Jan 3 2004 3:20AM
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KillerMonkey
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theres a picture somewhere in the archives. Just search for osama pro

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Apr 22 2004 9:26PM
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gambino500014
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holy shit, where is eveyone getting this information, i emailed getbards all they gave me was the graphics, dimensions and a short little paragraph about them, www.getboards.com, if you email them they will fill you in on the info......
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Apr 22 2004 9:38PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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I heard the pentagon got wind of them and are hunting you all for classified reasons.



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Apr 22 2004 10:30PM
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k2yeags
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word on the street is their edges are made out of old swich blades, really sharp and really good for all the tight turns you have to make when skiing in caves. i hear they also have built in head lights on the tips, cause it gets really dark in those caves



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Apr 22 2004 10:58PM
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schlonginator
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nah no headlights - just glow in the dark topsheet.




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Apr 22 2004 11:43PM
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Danger.
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I can't believe this is still going on, my god.


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Apr 22 2004 11:50PM
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i worry when i see these kinds of posts brought back. i always worry that i might have contributed to their stupidity... and now i have.
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