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Darryl lost his shoes.

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Detective
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If you've seen darryl's shoes lately please return them cuz he lost them and lost himself. You should all ask him what the fuck happened. Actually no he wont remember, ask dave.
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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed

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Apr 20 2002 3:27AM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
HAHAHHAHAHA. This is a good fuckjing story....I'll let dave tell it thouhg becauese I'm drunk and too fucing lazy. hehhah. And darryl you're a tool..haha ;). jk dude...you kick ass.
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Apr 20 2002 3:35AM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
AHAAHAHAHA. matty drunk as a fox.



I like palm trees.
I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
Apr 20 2002 8:42AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
yah, hehe, Maty drunk, now that's not something you see everyday, HAHAHAHA!!!!!! hehe, I love you Matty, hehe, you my hero buddy, take it easy mate, and I'm callin' u next week, see you in november!!!!!!!!!!!! and werd to the dancing penguins!!!!! BOOMSHANKA!!!!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Apr 20 2002 9:12AM
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MART-IZZLE
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HAHAHAHA. (BBBEEEEEEEP.....Matt is drunk at the moment please leave a message and he'll get back to you as soon as he can, when he's not drunk BEEEEEEPPP.

AHAHAHA yea Matt you're cool cat. keep up the coolness brutha!


I like palm trees.
I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
Apr 20 2002 10:07AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Matt, were you consuming alcohol. That's wrong. You shouldn't do that. Alcohol is evil. You're better than that!
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Apr 20 2002 10:52AM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
HAHAHA!! Hey Jay! We all know you love every type of alcohol that you get your hands on. haha


I like palm trees.
I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
Apr 20 2002 11:19AM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
same with matty


I like palm trees.
I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
Apr 20 2002 11:59AM
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Pipe_Munky
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darryl is just a lost little boy i guess
'Now Bart, beer is for daddies and kids with fake id's...' - Homer Simpson
Apr 20 2002 12:36PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
haha


I like palm trees.
I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
Apr 20 2002 12:41PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
hahah darryl.... what can I say ... It's Darryl.

And if martin_snaps says
'you could say hahahahaha' then I'm gonna steal his shoes and send them to Darryl.

'They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays' -Ben harper.
Apr 20 2002 1:19PM
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EaStCoaSt11
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 118
ha ha i cant wait to hear this story!

grrr. i wish i was in whis.



your mamma's a mountain (and sometimes you get spanked) K2skies

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
Apr 20 2002 6:33PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
HAHA


I like palm trees.
I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
Apr 20 2002 6:51PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
MArtin PREPARE TO GET SHOE ROBBED!

'They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays' -Ben harper.
Apr 20 2002 9:04PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
AHHHHHHH NOOOOO! (martin takes his bran new airwalks and throws them in the corner behind his bed) Nowwwwwwww you can't find them Mike!! hahaha


I like palm trees.
I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
Apr 20 2002 11:09PM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
I'm not talking to darryl and more.. He slept with me mom!
Me and my freinds are talking....
Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,
Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,
Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.
Us: Um.... What???
Apr 20 2002 11:13PM
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MART-IZZLE
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HAHA EWWWWW! is that true!!! nasty man. unless shes atractive like super hot.


I like palm trees.
I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
Apr 20 2002 11:32PM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
Um lets NOT say anything about my mom and being hot, I think I'm gonna be sick Now.......
Me and my freinds are talking....
Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,
Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,
Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.
Us: Um.... What???
Apr 20 2002 11:40PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
HAHA! I'm sorry man. I'm so very sorry. This is the part when you shoot me in the head.


I like palm trees.
I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
Apr 20 2002 11:47PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
wow. i really wish i was in on this. or had any idea what your talking about. martin how old r u ?
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'I'm not a deadbeat, low life kid that's going to be a high school dropout.' - Tanner Hall...
...Well said, Tanner.
Apr 20 2002 11:54PM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
Hopfully He is Like 11 so I can kick his ass Because He said my mom was hot... Lol JK
Me and my freinds are talking....
Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,
Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,
Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.
Us: Um.... What???
Apr 20 2002 11:55PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
HAHAHA!! not 11. 14
I said I was sorry! what more do you want!! huh?! ahaha


I like palm trees.
I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
Apr 20 2002 11:59PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
yeah seriously man..... get some riddlen.

'They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays' -Ben harper.
Apr 21 2002 12:00AM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
huh? what are you talking about Mike? Did I do something?


I like palm trees.
I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
Apr 21 2002 12:01AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
you seriously need some downers man. you're on speed I tell ya. You must have gotten like 200 posts today.

'They say time will make all this go away. But it's time that has taken my tomorrows and turned them into yesterdays' -Ben harper.
Apr 21 2002 12:05AM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
haha I don't even No what riddlen is and I still think its funny.. Hopfully your not talking about me.
Me and my freinds are talking....
Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,
Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,
Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.
Us: Um.... What???
Apr 21 2002 12:07AM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
haha Mike, Mike is counting Martins Poast haha, wait thats not funny, am I stoned??
Me and my freinds are talking....
Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,
Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,
Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.
Us: Um.... What???
Apr 21 2002 12:09AM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
haha martin it worked, YES!! lol
Me and my freinds are talking....
Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,
Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,
Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.
Us: Um.... What???
Apr 21 2002 12:22AM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
Damit it unworked:(
Me and my freinds are talking....
Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,
Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,
Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.
Us: Um.... What???
Apr 21 2002 12:22AM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
haha I've posted 4 times in a row... Wait now its 5... Ok I'll stop
Me and my freinds are talking....
Darren.W: Kaylas a slut, her favort saying is, lets play army u lay down and I'l blow u away,
Darren2(ME):Ya,she hot,
Cody(Dspin540): I got one.. Lifes like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.
Us: Um.... What???
Apr 21 2002 12:23AM
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Drail
Posts: 14013 - Karma: 10,010
man... my shoes are still missing... they are somewhere in the vacinity of whistler village - but other than that - my guess is as good as yours. Hell, when I relized that I was lost I was north of the village on 99 trying to hitch hike to Pemberton - so who know's where else I ended up.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing H.J.S. forever

'I don't do drugs... only drug I'll try is E - and it would be at a rave' Johan after me asking him if he wants to hotbox the Tremblant gondola with me.
Apr 21 2002 1:55AM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
hey, i found them, and they are on my feet. how did they get there.


'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
Apr 21 2002 9:12AM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
Ritalin isn't a downer... lol it is closer to speed than anything else you can get on the market.... it only works for those weird freaks with ADD. freaks.
Um yea. and Darryl is a tool. how the hell do you loose your shoes? that takes some special drinking skills..... oh man darryl.
'do you know who I am?' pro skier Andy Mahre
Apr 21 2002 10:17AM
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