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Brothers Ex Wants Me

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canudoa9
Posts: 382 - Karma: 99

What the fuck am i supposed to do if my brothers ex, whose pretty hot wants me? K first my brother and her are two years younger than me. Im a senior and she is a sophmore. My brother is at a different school now, and im friends with her. If shes bangin but went out with my brother under a year ago and is two years younger than me is it still legit? o yea its not illegal yet or anything im not 18. but really, i thought id ask NS.

Jan 15 2009 11:40PM
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Kitzrow
Posts: 574 - Karma: 94
but the good kind of asian
Jan 19 2009 7:46PM
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
pics or it didn't happen
Jan 19 2009 7:48PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16

lol we so did.

btw I got to claim first on that skank of a thread.

big ol' titties

Jan 19 2009 7:49PM
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I_AM_ITALIAN
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
man puts up a valid arguement
Jan 19 2009 7:50PM
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SteezyThug
Posts: 66 - Karma: 11
My bro did this to me about 6 months ago. I hated the girl but it still was like what the fuck. Dont do it. Its a dick move for sure
Jan 19 2009 8:05PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
this.
Jan 19 2009 8:44PM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Wow, can't believe there's only been one of these.
Jan 19 2009 8:44PM
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canudoa9
Posts: 382 - Karma: 99
he knows what hes talking about..........believe me
Jan 20 2009 1:09PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
wow if they only kissed once are you kidding me? Bang her out low key, don't make a relationship out of it and tell her not to tell your brother.
Jan 20 2009 1:19PM
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skituner
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 127
PICS OF SAID GIRL or it didn't happen
Jan 20 2009 1:24PM
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DutchhGutss
Posts: 896 - Karma: 124

pee in her butt?

fuck her in your brothers bed and leave the condom in his sheets?

ahaha wow!

tough one- you and your bro would never be the same! she prolly wouldnt care lol she's not gunna have your back 30 years down the road! your brother will! (hopefully)

Jan 20 2009 1:36PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Alright man, I've got the solution to all of your problems. Before you guys go dropping my Karma to the floor, hear me out on this one.

Here's what you do....

Get this chick to invite you over some time so you can bang her. Strap on condom number one. Fill condom number two with tabasco sauce and slide it on over condom number one. Now just go to town on this chick until condom number two breaks and BAM...fire crotch...literally! Tell her that's what she gets for fuckin' with your bro and then get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible. Watch for flying objects.












jk




but seriously...
Jan 20 2009 2:35PM
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canudoa9
Posts: 382 - Karma: 99

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Jan 20 2009 9:22PM
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canudoa9
Posts: 382 - Karma: 99
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Jan 20 2009 9:23PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
don't even go there. she sounds like a bitch not to mention its gross that you'd stick yo dick in the same hole as your brother. waay too much trouble.
Jan 20 2009 9:29PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
who is her stepmom on Curb Your Enthusiasm
Jan 20 2009 9:30PM
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canudoa9
Posts: 382 - Karma: 99

once again im not even sure if they kissed, and shes not a bitch or a whore.

Jan 20 2009 9:34PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3826 - Karma: 3,509
three some will solve all of your problems
Jan 20 2009 9:35PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
my bad, missed that part.

still don't go there though. it can cause enough tensions between mates if one goes out with the others ex (even if they never really did anything) I wouldn't do that to my brother
Jan 20 2009 9:46PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
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Im still responding in pictures

Jan 20 2009 9:55PM
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Kitzrow
Posts: 574 - Karma: 94
Candyman, are you illiterate or just a poshwhore..mmmm
Jan 20 2009 9:57PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

if you read the story it kinda fits my picture because his situation is one that is awkward and isnt really common plus i think it is dumb for him to try and get with his brothers ex, sorry for one out of line post btw

Jan 20 2009 10:01PM
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canudoa9
Posts: 382 - Karma: 99
Susie Essman as Susie
Jan 20 2009 11:48PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
hahaha oh shit susie is my favorite you need to fuck this bitch just because that is her stepmom, Susie is the shit cause shes such a crazy jew bitch
Jan 20 2009 11:51PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
she's trying to get back at ur brother so just tell him that she's clearly trying to get him PO'ed and if u can slay her once and then never call her again. That way she'll be the sucker cause ur brother will be cool with it (if he agrees) and she has a sore puss. Don't go behind his back tho.
Jan 21 2009 12:37AM
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canudoa9
Posts: 382 - Karma: 99
lol this is gettin out of hand. I'm really good friends with her. like i hang out with her every weekend and like after school. i cant do shit like that.
Jan 21 2009 12:41AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
shit. you beat me to it
Jan 21 2009 12:43AM
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Howie07
Posts: 73 - Karma: 49
stay away, shes prolly got aids anyway
Jan 21 2009 12:43AM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
yes u can
Jan 21 2009 1:31AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
slay hte bitch, video tape it, put it under your brothers pillow, and record his reaction. OR put yourself in his shoes, and try to figure out how that would feel to him
Jan 21 2009 12:06PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
just talk to your bro if your serious. If he's cool with it go for it if not don't. He may not give a shit about this chick who knows.
Jan 21 2009 2:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
yeah man, don't even think about doing it anymore. that'd be epicly fucked up and wrong
Jan 21 2009 3:17PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
she got hot friends?  if she does, fuck THEM in front of HER....  and then tell her to go away.
Jan 21 2009 4:57PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
kinda sounds like Goldilocks haha
Jan 21 2009 5:09PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
you ski okemo...do I know you?
Jan 21 2009 5:12PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,215
better picture required
Jan 23 2009 11:22PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
sounds to me like you know what your answer is, just go for it, your bro didnt realy go out with her if they never even kissed! that dosnt count as going out! id tell him about it just out of respect. the only issue I think is if hes not over her and the relationship goes far... think about how the family dinners will go.... akward!
Jan 23 2009 11:50PM
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canudoa9
Posts: 382 - Karma: 99
yeah i should prolly talk to him sometime..
Jan 24 2009 9:36AM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
haha +karma dude
Jan 24 2009 9:37AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
i still say you fuck her friends.........
Jan 24 2009 5:40PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,751
claim thread.

Talk to your brother, not random dudes on the internet.
Jan 24 2009 6:29PM
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canudoa9
Posts: 382 - Karma: 99
yeah probly a good call
Jan 25 2009 12:05AM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
give her the chinese snow dragon...when shez giving u a bj right befor u cum whisper into her ear that u have herpes and hold her head there and it'll come out her nose... wooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jan 25 2009 12:08AM
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Wis_Skier_23
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 245
haha epic post...such a great movie
Jan 25 2009 1:08AM
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K2boarder149
Posts: 120 - Karma: 5
i was pretty tight with your bro last year and he deff said they hooked up mad but never did anything, i remember him hating her after they broke up so idk if theres mad tension between them just ask him i feel like he wouldnt care since he goes to doane
Feb 3 2009 3:07PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
you are very smart man. +K   my ex did this to me with my best friend because she was pissed that i would not get back together with her when she broke up with me in the first place. well he told me about it before it happened, and i was like eh fuck her i dont care, do some funny and weird shit while you do it... and so i turned around and slept with 4 of her best friends, all very very good looking girls that were jealous of her when he dated me. woop payyback was a big bitch.

 my buddy and i laugh about it every time we see each other. 
Feb 3 2009 3:37PM
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Static
Posts: 8581 - Karma: 4,053
you sound like a real piece of shit loser picking up your little brothers ex girlfriend
Feb 3 2009 3:43PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
personally, i fucking hate my brother. if the little nerd ever managed to get with a girl, and she wanted me, i would do it. in a second.
Feb 3 2009 4:12PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
bahaha you just called your brother a 'little nerd' and you'd take his sloppy seconds? god your low.
Feb 4 2009 2:17AM
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