So we eventually got these 2 hot girls to get naked and start making out. Just about the coolest thing ever. Kissing, moaning, feeling, sucking, all kinds of good stuff. It was like a porno, but better, cause it was real. Ah yes spring is good.
Joe: 'Red, do something with your life'
Red: 'I do. I smoke weed all the time. And I took a shower earlier. What am I? A fucking superhero? That's plenty.'