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Prove to my girlfriend that Cedric Tremblay-Fournier is a pirate

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RRhighrider
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i told my girlfriend about a skiing pirate with the name of Cedric Tremblay-Fournier and she does not believe me prove her wrong.
Jan 14 2009 11:49AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
scream at her: does his name not sound fearsome enough wench?!
Jan 14 2009 11:53AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
i heard him and jack sparrow are homies
Jan 14 2009 12:32PM
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TheBeardedOne
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i heard his ship is jib-tastical, ramps and rails everywhere, he is so hardcore he grinds cannons as they go off in battle
Jan 14 2009 12:48PM
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OAK_TREE
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my friend told me he was a peaceful pirate then i blinked and he was dead with a slit throat. laying beside him was a empty bottle of rum and a note that said CTF was here. he's a real pirate.
Jan 14 2009 1:39PM
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Pippin
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PLANK SOON
Jan 14 2009 2:00PM
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hellomynameisjef
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the only solution^ good call my friend
Jan 14 2009 6:24PM
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C.Wood
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make up some story or ship like

"hes the meanest of them all he slays ski hills"

somehting like that
i think this post was a fail
Jan 14 2009 7:06PM
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Mooserz
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theres gotta be some version of Tanner pirate in the photoshop thread....
Jan 14 2009 8:37PM
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Moonlight
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He was one of the fiercest that ever lived

pee in her butt for her stupidity

Jan 14 2009 8:39PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,145
Uhhhhhhh....

INTRODUCE her to Ced and then see what she says

He's clearly a pirate. That's like asking me to prove to you that squares have 4 sides.
Jan 14 2009 8:54PM
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k-rob
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jack sparrow is friends with pretty well everyone he meets.
Jan 14 2009 8:55PM
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CFD
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woah woah slow down egghead
Jan 15 2009 11:17PM
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anxju
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gotcha covered bro

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Jan 15 2009 11:43PM
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anxju
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found him skiing again

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Jan 15 2009 11:54PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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bahaha
Jan 15 2009 11:59PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 1,142
i showed her this thread and she now believes me that he is a pirate.  thank you

she also asked me not to pee in her butt
Jan 22 2009 2:19PM
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Alex_G
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at least you suggested it...just the thought of it may have even solved the problem for you.
Jan 22 2009 3:27PM
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VT_FLO
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yep.

i have to keep my post short because i'm in his ship's hull as a prisoner
Jan 22 2009 4:12PM
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Moonlight
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Give her a couple weeks and when she randomnly says "m ready" you know its gametime
Jan 22 2009 4:25PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21672 - Karma: 4,165
you fail


he rides moment.....
Jan 22 2009 4:37PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
but have you banged her like a hammer
Jan 22 2009 4:38PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 1,142
yes i most defiantly have banged her like a hammer.
i just finished when i showed her this thread.
maybe i should bang her like a hammer while i am on newschoolers
Jan 22 2009 4:52PM
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Ben.
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pics or it didnt happen
Jan 22 2009 5:06PM
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