Replying to Beer vs. P***y

I loved this, hopefully you enjoy it too.  I would have put in the pictures too, but I would be banned.    I give you another version of Beer vs. Pussy.

-Beer is always wet.  Pussy needs a little work.

BEER 1
PUSSY 0

-Warm beer tastes awful

BEER 1
PUSSY 1

-A really cold beer is satisfying.

BEER 2
PUSSY 1

-If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.

BEER 2
PUSSY 2

-Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.  Ten pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.

BEER 2
PUSSY 3

-If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.  If you eat any pussy in public, you become a legend.

BEER 2
PUSSY 4

-If a cop stops you and you smell of beer, you may get arrested.  If you smell of pussy he may buy you a beer.

BEER 2
PUSSY 5

-You normally don't find old beer.

BEER 3
PUSSY 5

-Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.  Too much pussy and you'll think you've seen God.

BEER 3
PUSSY 6

-In most countries there's a tax on beer.

BEER 3
PUSSY 7

-If you have another beer, the first one never gets pissed off.

BEER 4
PUSSY 7

-You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can.

BEER 5
PUSSY 7

-If you shake beer it'll get all agitated, but it eventually settles down.

BEER 6
PUSSY 7

-You always know how much beer is going to cost.

BEER 7
PUSSY 7

-Beer doesn't have a mother.

BEER 8
PUSSY 7

-Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it.

BEER 9
PUSSY 7

That's it!  The clear winner is......BEER!

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded of discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.

An extra point for beer.