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Water in my fucking ear

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DSpin_9
Posts: 664 - Karma: 11
I've had water in my ear for 2 days now and it won't come out, it's pissing me off.. It puts me off balance and it echos whenever i talk, its the most anooying shitever, im pretty sure i would be off balane if i spin so i wont be able to ski.. Anyone know how i can get rid of it?
Dec 29 2003 6:04PM
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mikee
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wow it actually puts you off balance? thats cool, try hitting your ear sideways.

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Dec 29 2003 6:10PM
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Maximumsushi
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Put a Qtip in your ear and hit it with a hammer.

No really though, you might have an ear infection, go see a doctor.
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Dec 29 2003 6:38PM
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A_Custom
Posts: 212 - Karma: 10
^lol^ ...ya that shit always happens to me..it's a pain in the ass! if you used a Q-tip, that never helps either, cause the cotton comes apart and soaks up the water...which doesn't help at all
Dec 29 2003 6:43PM
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DSpin_9
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^thats what we were thinking, we called the doctors and he said that if there wasnt any pain then it's probably just water, he said it would come out, but it's been 2 days now, if its not gone by tomorrow ill probably go to the doctors
Dec 29 2003 6:44PM
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Sashac
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woooah it puts you off balance? it must be a shit load of water eh
thats never happened to me before...


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Dec 29 2003 7:02PM
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bigsky_gurl
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yeah fluid in the ear does screw up your balance. Just take some sudafed (however you spell it) to dry that shit up.
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Dec 29 2003 7:09PM
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A_Custom
Posts: 212 - Karma: 10
ya they have to flush out your ears with hot water if you've got something stuck in it...I've had it done twice already..it feels pretty cool..and it's always soo rewarding once you can hear again!
Dec 29 2003 7:10PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
get a long straw, stick 1 end in your ear and suck as hard as you can. by the laws of nature it must work




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Dec 29 2003 7:20PM
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Parkboy
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howd you get it in there?
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Dec 29 2003 11:56PM
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Adamskinick
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turn ur head to the ear its in, and bang lightly above ur temples near the rounder part of the head if its diff. then usualy just sleep on that ear and it comes out, or swing ur head up and down sideways and it works, be careful!
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Dec 29 2003 11:58PM
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cj
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i got punched in the ear 3 months ago and it still feels like theres water in there, i know i burst my eardrum or somthing. drunkass fighting in womens bathrooms that gets you lifetime bans from girls dorms at UVIC is not cool.

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Dec 29 2003 11:59PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Yeah just go to the DR he'll perscride these drops you do like twice a day and just let sit for 2 minutes, that happens to me every summer.





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Dec 30 2003 12:03AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
well thats the first step now you can put the fish in


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Dec 30 2003 12:05AM
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A_Custom
Posts: 212 - Karma: 10
^lol
Dec 30 2003 10:23AM
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A_Custom
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what's the status of the water now anyways? ...you walking straight yet?
Dec 30 2003 10:24AM
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rsd
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do what adamskinick said, sleep on the ear that has water in it. that always works for me. Cuz if you dont get it out, it will cause an ear infection which SUCKS SOOOOOOOOO BADLY
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Dec 30 2003 4:05PM
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homocidal-grandson2021
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well u can atleast be glad theres not a penis in your ear! :)
Dec 30 2003 5:35PM
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*i<3snow*
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sleep on that side of your head and maybe it will come out in your sleep. Why dont you put more water in it... and maybe the new water will pull the old stuff out. Just a thought.


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Jan 2 2004 12:07PM
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WIfreeskier
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sweet now you'll go corked instantly when you're spinning due to your fucked up balance, it just might work...

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Jan 2 2004 12:32PM
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line1260skier
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^haha i hate it when that happenes and when ever you hear things it sounds so screwed up
it never last more than a day for me though

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Jan 3 2004 12:41AM
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MistaSkier
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Just buy 'Swimmer's Ear,' it's these drops they sell at most stores, and they help a lot. It's like eyedrops, but it dries out your ear and makes it feel really nice.


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Jan 3 2004 1:17AM
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Skifree737
Posts: 484 - Karma: 13
first do some forward head bangs really hard, then tilt your head so the water side is down and start hitting the other ear and shaking your head at the same time. it will just ooze right out of there.
Jan 3 2004 1:21AM
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Freeskifro
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put some hydrogen peroxide in it then shake your head around. or just have somebody hoover it out.



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Jan 3 2004 1:23AM
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DrPepper
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finally people get it, this late in the thread... swimmers ear works, but the best is just some rubbing alcohol. just put a few drops of that in your ear and let it sit for a while... then turn your head over... now THAT works everytime.

ps. i have always enjoyed the feeling that you get when there is water in your ear. probably not for two days though.

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Jan 3 2004 1:47AM
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Freeskifro
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vodka also works



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Jan 3 2004 11:42AM
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skierdudeguy
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i put a penis in my ear... felt pretty good


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Jan 3 2004 11:52PM
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