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"Michael Jackson has 6 months left!"

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cannabisshane
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 I heard on the radio that MJ has six months to live. I wonder what he going to do in those six months to live?
Jan 11 2009 1:48PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
this is crazy. part of me really hopes it turns into a tupac kinda thing, where a ton of peeps think he still is alive
Jun 26 2009 1:28AM
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TYRRELL
Posts: 188 - Karma: 22
Word man, I can definitely see where people are coming from if they believe this.
Jun 26 2009 1:34AM
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hartig
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my mind is fucked
Jun 26 2009 1:37AM
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A.0.spin
Posts: 472 - Karma: 186
epic bump

good call

my threads
Jun 26 2009 1:50AM
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J-Wallz
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54
coincidence or fate?
Jun 26 2009 2:57AM
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youRsmellA
Posts: 349 - Karma: 236
probably did way too many drugs and ruined his heart muscles. Docs can definitely tell when your tickers gonna kick the bucket.
Jun 26 2009 3:15AM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
this thread is a trip.
Jun 26 2009 4:46PM
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Peter.
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he's out hanging with tupac now
Jun 26 2009 4:48PM
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scottnj
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he didn't die of cardiac arrest.

he choked on 12 year old nuts.
Jun 26 2009 4:53PM
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TerraceSkier18
Posts: 120 - Karma: 11
The real thriller will come and Michael Jackson will become a zombie and dance around!
Jun 26 2009 4:54PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
this thread wins so hard
Jun 26 2009 4:57PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
i was listening to the radio today and there was a press conference they were talking about where michael had said that this last 'farewell tour' was going to be his curtain call

also weird. maybe it was a suicide and he knew it was going to happen all along
Jun 26 2009 5:03PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2802 - Karma: 429
I love that when this thread was made nobody cared.  Only 3 replies and they were all jokes.
Jun 26 2009 6:11PM
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Conniiie
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Freeaking genius!!
Jun 26 2009 6:25PM
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Moostafa
Posts: 232 - Karma: 15
you are freakin out............man.
Jun 26 2009 6:30PM
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Lemuel
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off by a month. This thread was made in January, It is June. Well idk when the doctors said but w/e. And they said he died from a drug overdose
Jun 26 2009 6:38PM
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thelizards
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like I said before, this shit is gonna turn into the new tupac. people are gonna say he planned it or its fake cuz now all of his stuff is sold out and top ranked, like all of amazon's top stuff is ALL Michael JAckson shit and all stores sold out of MJ stuff. buuuuut, I think hes dead.
Jun 26 2009 6:40PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
i think micheal jackson isnt actualy dead....

him tupac, biggie, and elvis are actualy on some island making the worlds ultimate album...
Jun 26 2009 6:41PM
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Sufferboy
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I also think kurt cobain, jerry garcia, sid vicious, heath ledger, and johnny ramone are there
Jun 26 2009 6:43PM
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The_Tim
Posts: 779 - Karma: 36

him and elvis are in cambodia right now ass fucking to see if the baby will come out black or white.

Jun 26 2009 6:44PM
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Moostafa
Posts: 232 - Karma: 15
i wouldnt doubt it
Jun 26 2009 6:47PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
holy fuck....
Jun 26 2009 6:50PM
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ValPow
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 10
Not sure if ns will find these that amusing, but here goes:

people say MJ died in the emergency ward from cardiac arrest, but he died in the kids' ward having a stroke

Michael Jackson has just been refused entry to heaven. Don’t blame it on the sunshine, don’t blame it on the moonlight, blame it on the buggery.

Whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and Micheal Jackson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in the summer.

After Michael Jacksons sudden death gary glitter has agreed to step in and cover some of his dates…. Jack aged 12, Henry aged 7 and Alfie aged 10

Micheal Jackson is not going to be cremated or buried but recycled into shopping bags so that he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

Latest reports have confirmed that it wasn’t a heart attack that killed the king of pop, it was food poisoning. When the doctor performed a post mortam on him he was found to have 10 year old nuts in his mouth.

more to come in due course if your amused
Jun 26 2009 6:54PM
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Benson23
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what the mc fuck
Jun 26 2009 7:11PM
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the420skier
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yo if he did fake his death then i'm sure tupac and biggie will take care of it once and for all
Jun 26 2009 7:25PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
what the
Jun 26 2009 7:31PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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this is fucking weird.
Jun 26 2009 7:41PM
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polka.yardSAIL
Posts: 459 - Karma: 8
you forgot kurt cobain,
he was so cool he gets counted twice.
Jun 26 2009 7:42PM
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grifftang
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stupid mods and their thread deleting : /
Jun 26 2009 8:44PM
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fhitshace10
Posts: 374 - Karma: 10

and lane Staley dude

alice in chains was fucking great

Jun 26 2009 8:52PM
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gmack24
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Not gonna happen. They confirmed Jackson was dead by putting a 6 year old under his nose and there was no response. And news is that Casper the friendly ghost was raped in the early hours of this morning.
Jun 26 2009 9:43PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
i bet the op killed him just to show us he was right
Jun 26 2009 9:50PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
What...The...Fuck?!?!?!?!
Jun 26 2009 9:56PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
uhm... what the fuck? ghosts and shit...
Jun 26 2009 10:24PM
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seine_Dudeheit
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If you wouldnt have said that, I would. The Island is probably somewhere between Kiribati and Fiji. at least thats what I think.
Jun 26 2009 10:33PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
and john lennon and john bonham
Jun 26 2009 10:34PM
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Alex_G
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^^dont forget jimi and keith moon
Jun 26 2009 11:23PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
You sir cannott tell the future
Jun 26 2009 11:28PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
epic post.
and to whoever said they were off by a month: srsly?
Jun 26 2009 11:56PM
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Silence
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Jun 27 2009 12:14AM
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jerad
Posts: 3236 - Karma: 47
holy shit?!!!!!!
Jun 27 2009 12:16AM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
shits trrrrrrrripy
Jun 27 2009 1:19AM
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Drunkenstein
Posts: 547 - Karma: 14
so what exactly was the nature of this radio show,  doctors new he had a bad heart or something? 
Jun 27 2009 1:50AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
this is from january 8th 2009
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/01/report-michael-jackson-has-six-months-to-live/
Jun 27 2009 1:52AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
epic lulz
Jun 27 2009 1:53AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
now they're saying he OD'd on drugs
Jun 27 2009 2:06AM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
a robot capable of the most advanced dance moves of our time.
Jun 27 2009 2:19AM
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Goku
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which sent him into cardiac arrest
Jun 27 2009 2:25AM
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crazyfuck
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o rly?
Jun 27 2009 2:52AM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
seriously?

yes, they can predict shit like that. there are ALL KINDS of tell-tale signs of a potential heart condition.

that aside, though, he actually died of a DRUG OVERDOSE, which caused a heart attack.
Jun 27 2009 2:58AM
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