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"Michael Jackson has 6 months left!"

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cannabisshane
Posts: 178 - Karma: 20
 I heard on the radio that MJ has six months to live. I wonder what he going to do in those six months to live?
Jan 11 2009 1:48PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
hide your kids!!
Jan 11 2009 1:54PM
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Evan.Frazee
Posts: 2285 - Karma: -33
Kidnap an entire day care center.
Jan 11 2009 1:58PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
6 month trip to thailand.
Jan 11 2009 2:00PM
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Smcelligott
Posts: 391 - Karma: 2,139
im pretty sure hes not going to die hes supose to produce another album soon and it probably takes more then six months
Jan 11 2009 2:02PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
that was almost right
Jun 25 2009 8:09PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
well they were off by a couple days.
Jun 25 2009 8:12PM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
Hahaha great bump
Jun 25 2009 8:12PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
holy shit, awesome timing...
Jun 25 2009 8:14PM
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KellyK
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 715
thats fucking wierd....
Jun 25 2009 8:14PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
I guess he was warned in advance then eh? holy shit thats creepy as fuck. Doctors must be getting good at guessing
Jun 25 2009 8:24PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
very
Jun 25 2009 8:29PM
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daringharry
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 12
Oh my gawd....
Jun 25 2009 8:30PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
see all my post are not worthless on ns
Jun 25 2009 8:35PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
what...
... the

.... fuck???
Jun 25 2009 8:36PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
haha this is funny
Jun 25 2009 8:36PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

holy crap

Jun 25 2009 8:38PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
holy 6 months to live batman
Jun 25 2009 8:48PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
oh shit im fucking creeped out now
Jun 25 2009 8:54PM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52

x2 that was so wierd

Jun 25 2009 8:57PM
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jibbinc
Posts: 804 - Karma: 33
thats freaky shit dude.
Jun 25 2009 8:58PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
i cant believe it..this is kinda creepy now
Jun 25 2009 9:00PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
haha i was like wtf then i was like lawls to the wallz
Jun 25 2009 9:01PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
i just lollllled
Jun 25 2009 9:08PM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
ismichaeljacksonalive.com
Jun 25 2009 9:14PM
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ajax
Posts: 2852 - Karma: 1,245
woah, woah
Jun 25 2009 9:46PM
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fezz
Posts: 542 - Karma: 28
that's crazy, i guess his doctors knew what was up
Jun 25 2009 9:49PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
zomg
Jun 25 2009 9:52PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40

dear radio station,

when am i gunna die??

sincerly,

cam sessions

Jun 25 2009 9:56PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
this one was.
Jun 25 2009 9:59PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
wow impressive
Jun 25 2009 10:08PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
you know what i heard... the Michael Jackson that died today was the fake one... the real black one is in hiding somewhere just waiting to make it triumphant return...
Jun 25 2009 10:11PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
i thought michael died of cardiac arrest. can they predict that shit?
Jun 25 2009 10:12PM
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MattMcGinnis
Posts: 2396 - Karma: 73
haha i love the logic behind this post
Jun 25 2009 10:15PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
No, that's why this thread is so fucking weird haha
Jun 25 2009 10:15PM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
weird
Jun 25 2009 10:18PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60

HOLY HEART ATTACK BATMAN!

lolerz

Jun 26 2009 12:20AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
what the fuck!!!?
Jun 26 2009 12:23AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Holy shit, that's fucking weird
Jun 26 2009 12:24AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
How could you ever guess this.  Holy shit.  That is so weird.
Jun 26 2009 12:24AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
The doctor that guessed that should try the lottery.
Jun 26 2009 12:27AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
Sorry for double post, but I wonder if this is a hint that it WAS set up.  Maybe he had this planned, it got leaked, but never became a big thing.  Maybe he had the doctors turn him black again, and he changed his name?  Jokes.  This is really leading me to think this was setup. 
Jun 26 2009 12:28AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
what were Michael Jackson's last words?

"i need to be treated at children's hospital"


lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol
Jun 26 2009 12:28AM
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skithebert
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 16
and it was the day before his supposed "this is it" farewell tour


woahhh.  perhaps it was a suicide?
Jun 26 2009 12:31AM
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pscull03
Posts: 440 - Karma: 47
does anyone know what the doctors really believed would happen to MJ after six months?
Jun 26 2009 12:32AM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
what the fuck. that is weird
Jun 26 2009 12:34AM
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Nihiriju
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 27
$20 bucks says he comes back as some sort of robot this time!
Jun 26 2009 1:09AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
I'm freakin out man
Jun 26 2009 1:11AM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
what the hell
Jun 26 2009 1:20AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
bahahahaha
Jun 26 2009 1:23AM
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TYRRELL
Posts: 188 - Karma: 22
dude, your alive!!!!!!!
Jun 26 2009 1:25AM
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