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Vtsnowski
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some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Dec 28 2003 10:53PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
go for it.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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Dec 28 2003 10:54PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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You want to BUY some random girls contact information? Uhh... that's really weird.





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 28 2003 10:59PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
bahahahahahahahaha!!!

how did you come across this?



'Mail order Brides from Russia

...Their contact information can be purchased from us, at $9 to $14 per lady...

...You may not always get a response from the lady. On our site, we estimate the average response rate to be around 30%...

...Our network only represents the best and the most reliable agencies on the Net...

...The best advise I can give is to write to many ladies at once (at least 10). This may sound like a sales pitch, but it is not...

...If you can't find somebody you are ready to fall in love with on our site, I urge you to check out other agencies on the Net'



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Dec 28 2003 11:22PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
how did you come across that.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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Dec 28 2003 11:36PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
mail order brides from russia? dont be stupid, girls from afghanistan are way more worth it.


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Dec 28 2003 11:37PM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
if u like work for osama maybe,im all set with hookin up with some smelly girl who's never heard of a razor blade so she cant shave and has like RPG's and AK-47's chilling in her house.





Gage:'Night Grandma'
G-ma:'Night darling'
Gage:'Fucking Whore'
*Click*
Dec 29 2003 12:06AM
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UpDawg
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Hahaha...you're not serious, are you?
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Dec 29 2003 12:15AM
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MadTrix4185
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lol, thats some funny shit man
new look zrs race bindings for sale, din 7-17, $250 US, send me a msg if u want um
Dec 29 2003 12:27AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i wonder if they try to get divorced or if it really works out.

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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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Dec 29 2003 12:30AM
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joey_fauth
Posts: 318 - Karma: 27
i think they did that on jackass or one of the other jackass-ish (is that a word) shows





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Dec 29 2003 12:32AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
they did but you have no clue if it worked out. the girl was pretty cute too.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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Dec 29 2003 12:42AM
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homocidal-grandson2021
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it was on viva-la-bam
Dec 29 2003 12:44AM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
ya i say go for it shes hot, but she says no drinkin though. for most people that could be a problem
Dec 29 2003 1:49AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
yeah i dont know about smokin though.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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Dec 29 2003 2:14AM
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Dfresh
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order her and seew hat happends, does she show up on your door step or how do these things work? if you dont like her just dont let her in... or order one for your friends, it might make an interesting christmas.

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
Dec 29 2003 2:50AM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 1,191
i think i would have to pick her up if i buy her





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Dec 29 2003 1:21PM
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Vtsnowski
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from the airport





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Dec 29 2003 1:22PM
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timber
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She's not worth the gas money.
Dec 29 2003 1:24PM
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Insomniac
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hahaha. thats great. i have no clue how that would work. its like legal prostitution, but for a really really long time. i wonder if theyd try and get a divorce and go back to russia and sell themselves again.
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Dec 29 2003 2:29PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
you can if you want. mine wont fucking shut up. she keeps on bitching about Boris or some shit. i say get a blind def and mute one if i was you.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

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Dec 29 2003 2:34PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
like $12 go for it.



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- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

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Dec 29 2003 4:29PM
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A_Custom
Posts: 212 - Karma: 10
yep...go for it man...none to loose
Dec 29 2003 6:59PM
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winterparksuks
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i would tap that ass boooyah






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Dec 29 2003 7:39PM
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lineskier610
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theyre all a bunch of gold digging sluts
Dec 29 2003 7:49PM
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Dfresh
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do it, there is nohting ot lose, im serious about it order her, it would be a funny story to tell people

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
Dec 30 2003 1:00AM
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Vtsnowski
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I might i just need to find a way to hide her





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Dec 30 2003 1:14AM
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linemaverick540
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dude arent you just ordering her contact info? like email and phone # and shit so you can talk to her?


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Dec 30 2003 9:37AM
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daddy-o
Posts: 574 - Karma: 10
do it
Dec 30 2003 11:36AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
yeah is it ordering her or just contact info?
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
CEX
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Dec 30 2003 1:47PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
do it bro that would be so bad ass. Did u get the idea from Viva La Bam?

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary


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Jan 2 2004 1:14AM
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