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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
ok. so I'm in a weird situation right now. my friend decides she wants a booty call NOW. I'm with her..so I'm like...uhh..what the hell am I suppose to do?! she's like...call around and find someone to chill with til I'm done. so I make a couple phone calls. everyone is busy. so she drags my ass to this kids house and I'm downstairs in some random kids room with my macbook, waiting for my "friend" to come back when she's done with this kid...fml.


WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO DO RIGHT NOW?!


[no need for spark notes. that shits short enough to read.]
16 years ago
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: -1
wank your penis?
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Let Slandis the luv muffin soothe her satisfy her lady parts.
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60

1. slap your friend hard, in the face.

2. tell her to stop being such a whore.

3. dip

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha wow!
umm go mess with this kids stuff, like rearrange his kitchen stuff move all the spoons and all the plates and all the bowls around so he has to undo it then also take and hide potatos around his house, cause they dont rot they just are weird as hell when you find them without reason
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
nailed it(no pun intented)
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Goglines
Posts: 429 - Karma: 303
wooow that is super super retarded. im sorry. why couldnt you just stay where you were and have her peace out?
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
Its kind of a long story. I was in the car with her when this crazy idea struck. I can't go home because I'm staying at my grandparents with this friend and they will wonder why she didn't come home with me. ugh this better not take much longer..
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
I don't have a penis.
16 years ago
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
so you say....
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Walk in on them and ask where the bathroom is!
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First.Aid
Posts: 556 - Karma: 10
1. Go in the room they are
2. ???
3. Profit!
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
in soviet russia, booty calls you?
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 67
everything but dipping. dipping is gross
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
steal shit for sure. snoop through their bathroom. music collection.
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
What's wrong with just having the threesome to kill the time?
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
it was already suggested. she said she's gonna be selfish and take him all for herself


oh and in regards for stealing..there's a hookah sitting in front of me right now that's looking tempting. but the owner of it isn't even here so that wouldn't be fair to him. I'm gonna steal something real fast if they don't finish soon.
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Goglines
Posts: 429 - Karma: 303
that's so dumb. bros before hos goes for chicks too. i'd be pissed.
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DBAKE
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 340
Make moaning noises really loudly.
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 679
re-arrange asolutely everything, put stuff upside down etc...

look up pranks on youtube or searchbar the word "prank" or something i've seen several threads of people playing pranks on their roomates and shit.
16 years ago
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 482
Dip is slang for leave. Dipset outta here. let's dip.
16 years ago
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
pretty sure he was kidding
16 years ago
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Bloc_chain
Posts: 26051 - Karma: 4,447
3-some? sounds like the only thing to do
16 years ago
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Evan.Frazee
Posts: 2285 - Karma: -33
full tilts
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
yea like in forrest gump.


pics of said friend.
16 years ago
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
1. Join in
2. Take pictures
3. Post pictures in this thread
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
16 years ago
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
haha best idea, also check to see if he has any good movies.
16 years ago
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Happy.
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 9
hahahaha YES
16 years ago
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
Search youtube, I can spend for fucking ever on there...
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
watch the nstv ep 2 and try all the different cheeses featured in the interviews
16 years ago
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freestyler540
Posts: 13190 - Karma: 19,885
Welcome NSspace, were you post your life story so that nobody wants to read.
16 years ago
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
this gave me a chuckle
16 years ago
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
drop your pants and start doing construction on your own situation as theyre on there way down...when they get down there ask if you can have another 20min cause your not done yet.

rob shit.
16 years ago
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Dylan_
Posts: 9828 - Karma: 1,408
prove it
16 years ago
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treebeard
Posts: 3747 - Karma: 3,006
and 416 said full tilt isnt a real response. thats the most legit solution in this entire thread
16 years ago
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
1. slide shit under the door to the room they are in.
2. scream "FIRE" as loud as you can.
3. if they have a pet, let them in the room they're doing the dirty in.
I could go on if you'd like...
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