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little kids getting in the way
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I was at mount snow today in their park and there are tons of little kids. I know I am not good but i try as hard as i can to stay out of other peoples way. This older man comes through the park heading for the jump with 5 kids all wearing the same exact thing behind him heading for a jump with a 3 foot lip down the path for it then the uy turns and doesent hit it and the kids all snowplow up it and roll over it or get a little bit of air mean while there is some one stright lineing if for the jump and the kids cut him off.
Then later in the day if waiting to hit a rail and the guy brings this little kid through the park. The kid is on a leash! vand the dad letts him go right up to the rail and the kid rolls right over the side of the jump that goes onto the rail. Every one in the park is like wtf is that kid doing in here?
how come people bring kids who can barly even ski into the park and let them climb up the jumps and cut people off.
Also i see snowoatders sitting on the landing of a tabeltop then a skier tells them to move and they get up go 5 feet and fall get up go 10 feet almost fall then fal again later they can even snow board and they are in the park.
this just pisses me off
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i ski the little kids like gates. get as close as you can without touching them.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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i think it's the same problem everywhere. best word to describe it: IGNORANCE.
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they arent really a problem here. but old farts are.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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That's why you carry around an automatic asault riffle and plenty of ammo while your skiing...
Kinda like in Warren Miller's 'Storm' where they are skiing with the marines and stuff...
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For us its kids going really slow, trying to ride up the jump, ruining the lip, or going backwards down it and digging in it, making a hole. O yeah, don't forget bombing the trail and hitting the jump the 'Didn't know was there' and breaking their ankle, getting ski patrol and other workers mad and causing them to take down the jump. This yeah is better. But damn we have some nasty little fuckers at our hill.
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yeah that happened at sugarloaf today, it was pretty retarded...and there were also like, 10 snowboarders just sitting around on the table top, wtf
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if the little kid is good then i have no problems its when they go straight, cut you off, and fall is when i get pissed.
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my firned hit a little snowboarder girl who did that last year. tore his shin muscle off his leg.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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^that sucks what happened to the girl did she get i trubel or anything?
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kids that loiter around the park are a pain in the ass but if they're just slow or taking their time getting down a beast pitch, then i think that's okay cause the more kids learning to rip, the better
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no my friend got screwed over. delamed his ski and broke the girls bindings. the parents went ape shit and said it was his fault. had to buy her new ones.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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this little kid got in my way today and hit a jump. fucker pulled a 9 though so i wasnt to mad. fuckers in 7th grad and hes pullin 9s. hes no tosh p but hes still kick ass
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i have noticed that. last year at keystone some kid was slowly going up a table top, so i just went to the side of him and pulled my trick. you gotta let these kids know whose boss.
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Man, I know boarders sit in the middle of the trail or under a nole or something but...on top of the table? wtf are they doing there? That's really gay. I woulda landed on them or jumped over them :)
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haha, I just got back from sugarloaf and I was thinking the same thing about the snowboarders!
They didn't really have too many little kids in the park but they had way too many big kids that couldn't ski/snowboard
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That is soooo dangerous for the kids, I dont have a problem being assertive and telling them to go stay out.
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To solve your guys snowboarder problem just do what me and my friends do. Pull straws whoever looses gos gets on a pair of crappy skis and gos over the jump and plows into the boarders hopefully breaking them. to this date we havent been hurt to bad (havent broke anything) and any boarder that got hit never sat under the jump again.
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if you really do that...thats crazy. kinda like that idea. we just give them shit.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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i hate little ppl in the park that suck. its even worse when the boarders sit on the top of a table or somethin. arrr
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I think you guys gotta chill out, say something to these stupid people but don't get pissed off.
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hhmmm that's a coincidence , both od those thigns happened to me today
first i'm straightlining for a 45, and a kid cuts me off
then it happens again.
then a snowboarder stops and stands right inthe middle of the deck on the table i'm flying at, so i decide to go right over him, stomped the piss out of a 3 right over him, it felt so good
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nuh but dude, it is annoying, its the same in the pipe.... but saying that i suck hitlers ass in pipe...
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i usually just jump over the dumbasses who decide they're gonna stop. the best thing is the little kids who just go over the lip, then STOP at the base of the landing. that's REAL smart, kid.
last week my buddy dylan was setting up to hit this one jump after a boarder. but the boarder sucks and just goes over the lip of the jump and catches an edge. he's trying to get up for a good 10 seconds but can't (like i said, he sucks and had no business in the park). so dylan says 'fuck it' and yells to the kid to stay right where he's at. busts a 3 right over the kid. probably shit his pants.
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just go man... just go
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alright heres what you gotta do.. you get as much speed as you can get up real close and start screaming like theres something chasing you and they FREAK out and fall but you gotta look back and watch it happen its funny.
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you should do that ^ and then have your friends follow behind and throw stuff at them and hit them with stuff...
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hahah mt snow has the biggest little kids problem EVER i was there last weekend and big groups of these little kids would wedge up and down the tables and i'd have 2 wait bcause the small concience i have wouldn't let me kill a little kid just 2 hit 1 of the smooth 70 ft tables 5 minutes faster
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k man if you want them to stop just tell them nicely that the park skiiers and snowboarders are tryin to go off the jumps and rails and explain to them what it does when they snowplow over the lip and stuff, just ask them nicely to not come in the park
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^ true, definetly.
everyone was a little kid at one point, yah it sucks when they get in the way, but is it worth getting all worked up over? think about how much you looked up to the older kids when you were young, and how bummed you would be if you went to hang out where they were and they all just yelled at you. No one ever just started out being an awsome skier, chill out, help the kids out if you can, instead of just complaining
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yea this guy knows what im talkin bout.... if i see a little kid goin over the side of a jump on a rail i ask them nicely not to later but if i see a grown man doing that i say GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PARK U COCK SUCKER!!!!!!
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on saturday at sunday river a kid was hitting teh jump and some kid was on the deck and decided to go righton teh landing when teh kid was aout to hit it ....nothing anyone could do but just look away and he landed right onteh kid.....u no that kid wont be goin in teh park naymore....it was 50 foot table too
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i'm kinda a fan of those park passes...don't they have them out west where you can't get in the park without one...i was at Loon today, totally thought it'd be a good idea to keep all the joeys out...
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i cant wait untill mt snow get the kiddie park up im going to go in there and hit the jumps in there haha
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i bet u there will still be old guys in retro suits still cuttin u off on rails
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i think every mountain should have a kiddie park
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My mountain has a little kiddie park. best part is there's like never any kids in that park. they all fuckin invade the main park and pizza through rollin over jumps. The stupidest part is, our park has a park specific lift. The lift only takes you up and through the park. There are no other trails off the lift, just leads to the fuckin park. And we still get little kids and whack asians in full body neon suits crowdin up the place. Its fucking frustrating.
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If a kid is in your way just nail em with your pole. It's even more exciting when you pull an invert or whatever and when you come around there's suddenly 2 or 3 little douches sitting at the bottom of the jump for no reason at all. It makes me want to mule kick their asses. Why the fuck are they sitting down there!? Mother fuckers.
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I use kids-who-try-to-ski like if they are slalom piste gates.
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its usually just the snowboarders and i do everything i cant to hit them.
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the kiddie park...we have one of those. thats where i learned rails switch.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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our kiddie park just has rollers and bank turns. its where those little shits should be. fuckin little helmetron squad
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yea those little bitches fuxing up our stuff
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do you guys have rules about building kickers at your mountains?
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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i hate it when you take a jump then you look down at the landing and there is some little kid sitting donw right there. then you hit them and that little kids parents yell at you. people are dumb
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yeah yesterday i was in mid air on a big table, and suddenly this like 30 yr old on a SB sideslips slowly onto the landing, i had to throw my tails out literally the second i landed, and my skis still hit him
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did you freak out at the guy?
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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^^ the best is when shit like that happens and then they think its yer fault
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if its little kids with their parents, talk to the parents politely, they pretty much always understand and keep them away from then on
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the worst thing is when little kids or old farts think they can hit a 20 foot table by going at 0.5 mph. They case the topping and fall, and then they stay there for like 5 minutes.
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why would you post the same thing twice ^^?!?!
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