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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
so I found myself logged into my longtime girlfriend's gmail account and I was looking through her oldest messages for a few laughs. What I ended up finding was a link to her adultfriendfinder.com account. Luckily I established that it was a relic from before we were together, so at least it doesn't mean she's cheating. After logging in I discovered that she wasn't there for men but for women and was looking for a couple "hot, steamy nights". Now I know she's open for a female prescence in the bedroom, something I'd like to encourage... had to share it with someone. Now what the fuck should I do about this shit?
Jan 8 2009 4:15AM
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wh@t
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youre walking on thin, thin ice my friend.
Jan 8 2009 4:18AM
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skithe49th
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git yo dick wet....double though!!!!
Jan 8 2009 4:18AM
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jibbpeter
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3some with your girl and another hottie? could be nice :P

Jan 8 2009 5:12AM
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unchyll
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I always thought a 3 some would be kinda awkard i mean
how does + - - work
Jan 8 2009 5:17AM
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laxstar
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make sure u slip the idea in nice and casually then get some fun dip B
Jan 8 2009 5:17AM
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Silence
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!
Jan 8 2009 5:27AM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

One Word.

Capitalize.

Jan 8 2009 7:15AM
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hey_dude_its_me
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it depends on how old you guys are and how much you like her
Jan 8 2009 8:52AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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this man speaks the truth. be very very careful and don't ever mention that you snooped thru her emails. you'll find yourself on the corner in no time. I would also be very careful about suggesting another woman join you two. she may be offended by something like this...women are crazy like that. let her suggest a friend. or get her really drunk before you suggest anything so you can play it off the next day if necessary.

good luck. and take pics.
Jan 8 2009 10:19AM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
1. don't ever go through your girls shit.  ever.  you wouldn't want her doing that to you.

2.  if you want a three some, don't talk about it.  ever.  if she brings it up say you're down, and that's it. change the subject.  if she wants to make it happen it will, if you want to make it happen, she'll think you're looking for more, which although you might be, you don't want her thinking that.

but good luck.
Jan 8 2009 10:26AM
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Dustin.
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There you go.  Your best bet is subliminal messages via  pornographic lesbian scenes you accidentally leave playing on her computer.  Should be subtle.
Jan 8 2009 10:46AM
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Balto
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha i have no clue why but i laughed so hard at that
Jan 8 2009 11:12AM
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Elife
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she already did... so not exactly feelin the guilt
Jan 8 2009 2:12PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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yea man be fucking careful, she may have been fucking around when she made it, and for alot of girls its just a phase.

try to steer a conversation around that topic see if she is feeling it or not.
Jan 8 2009 2:14PM
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toominator
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WTF
Jan 8 2009 2:19PM
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twin-tip-hero
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just be careful on how you bring up the conversation. wait a while so she knows you did not just go into her e-mail and look it up yesterday. lay it low for a while then lay it on her. ask her for maybe your birthday gift or something like that.
Jan 8 2009 3:41PM
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vinnyT
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i agree.... someone is always going to be left out
it would still be sweet though
Jan 8 2009 3:48PM
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emopoppins
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i know i couldn't fuck two girls at once.
Jan 8 2009 4:13PM
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Chronic_
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no no no it goes like this. one girls on her hands and knees, then the other girl on her hands and knees goin down on her then your at the end poundin it haha then you leapfrog thorugh the line  untill your finished ahaha
Jan 8 2009 4:30PM
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jeremy.g
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be very, very, wary.
Jan 8 2009 4:46PM
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wh@t
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i just want you to see this again.
Jan 8 2009 4:49PM
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Thenowhereman42
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First, you need to get her a friend who's lesbian.  Then, once the lesbian gains her trust she will probably hit on her a few times.  Then its just a matter of a comfortable situation and some alcohol.

In my experience Jeagermiester is the most effiecient alcohol to get a bi-curious girl to hook up with a lesbian.  Just don't let them get too close, dating two girls at the same time is challenging.  Lots of fun, but very challenging.
Jan 8 2009 4:51PM
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wh@t
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i love NS.
Jan 8 2009 4:52PM
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freeze_pooter
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need an update.
any luck?
pics?
Jan 9 2009 4:04AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Pee in her butt. And her friend's butt. At the same time! Woooaaahhh!
Jan 9 2009 4:31AM
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urbanjib
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hahahahhahahahah
this is da shit
Jan 9 2009 8:39AM
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Mr_Papageorgio
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maybe she and her friends did it as a joke one night they had a little too much wine who knows
Jan 9 2009 10:34AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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use your imagination.
Jan 9 2009 11:39AM
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urbanjib
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video! make one
Jan 9 2009 12:13PM
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AmyLikes2Planks
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seems like you got yourself in a bit of a pickle,

i would say just be really straight forward and ask her.
Jan 9 2009 1:08PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
girlfriend
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girlfriend's best friend who I've hooked up with before and would thus be the target 3rd member of our threesome
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Jan 9 2009 1:21PM
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RICK_ROSS
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but your coming close to a island of pure gold
Jan 9 2009 1:22PM
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shibby
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Wow dude, she's primo. I wouldn't fuck around with her because it could turn ugly quick and she seems like a keeper.
Jan 9 2009 1:42PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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this thread is about to pop off, both of those girls are cute man.
Jan 9 2009 1:44PM
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lloyd_christmas
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wow. go.
Jan 9 2009 3:03PM
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KravtZ
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hot dam that is some bid if i may say so myself but i woudnt go messin that up shes real nice and not like you can come across a girl like that any day
Jan 9 2009 3:10PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Why were you going through her shit.  Imagine if she did that shit to you.  You'd probably have none of that shit and get pissed.  I know I would.  If you have a good relationship with her like you should, I'm sure you could just ask to bring one more vagina into the bedroom, or kitchen, or wherever you're gonna plow these hoes.
Jan 9 2009 3:14PM
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Alex_G
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you won't do it, fucking pussy...
Jan 9 2009 3:15PM
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bout_it
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do it for fellow NSers.
Jan 9 2009 3:50PM
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BEARS.
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all systems are go for launch?
Jan 9 2009 3:54PM
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bout_it
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that's what I was thinking. Both of these chicks are bangin.
Jan 9 2009 3:57PM
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Elife
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like i said previously. she's already gone through all my shit... it's not that big a deal. We're really open with all our shit and have been together for like 2 years so don't judge stuff you know nothing about.
Jan 9 2009 4:37PM
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doritos
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Woah... is the second girl named Alison Eroh by any chance? She looks EXACTLY like her...
Jan 9 2009 5:48PM
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freeze_pooter
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you gotta lock that down
Jan 9 2009 5:59PM
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TheStamos
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WTF    are you f'ing serious ?
Jan 9 2009 6:29PM
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TheStamos
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What are all you guys 11 years old, your the foreman put the other chick to work !
Jan 9 2009 6:30PM
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Dan.
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I won't go into specifics, but no, nobody is ever left out if you know what to do. and its glorious
Jan 9 2009 6:37PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
nah, it's paulina. That pic was on vancouver's list of the hot 99 (done by some radio station) so you or others might have seen it before
Jan 9 2009 6:43PM
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Moonlight
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haa so your girl is obviuosly hott and the other is on a top 99 hot list and your asking us if you should ask for a threesome?

Come on now lol.

Jan 9 2009 6:47PM
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Elife
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alright.... progress report time.

so.... I've talked to my girlfriend about her interest in women and the rabbit hole goes deeper than I thought. I just kinda brought it up over the course of a normal (albeit somewhat sexual) conversation (didn't mention that I saw the adultfriendfinder account) and she told me that she made some lesbo maneuvers with another girl in highschool (oh snap) and does still fantasize about it and even watches lesbian porn. I express joy and openess to all these comments. We moved on from there and I straight asked her about having threesome and she gave me a giggly no and said she didn't want to have to share me. I asked "What if you were the one being shared?" She just giggled and gave me a maybe/no/idk kind of response and kissed me and we more or less dropped the subject.

Here's where I stand:
1. My girlfriend is a hetero leaning bisexual (BOOYAH)
2. I've heard her say that she thinks paulina is hot (that would be the second girl for those not following closely)
3. My gf is potentially open to being shared between me and another girl
4. I'd say 70% chance that paulina is down for these actions because we've hooked up before and she's a bit on the promiscuous/bisexual side of life.

I am on the verge of something amazing, please God grant me the strength of mind and body to pull this off.
Jan 9 2009 6:57PM
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