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gravteck
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Ok, so my buddy Nick had Sterbenz as a coach at COC 2 years ago and stayed in touch with him. This year he wrote a check to Sterbenz to buy a pair of 4frnts. These were the only pair sold in the midwest, and maybe east of the rockies. So early on in the season they got stolen. Nick filed a stolen item report that included the ski model, and bindings and where a sticker had been placed on the ski. He also contacted the patrols of all the surrounding ski areas here in Indiana and Ohio.

So, tonight we were skiing a late night ski, and one of our friends spots 2 kids with the skis. They go up and take them and contact the staff and the sherrif on duty. The kids also had a pair of boots that had been reported stolen w/in 15 minutes of Nick's skis. So these kids go into a staff room in the lodge and are being questioned. They said they had gotten them at getboards.com... supposedly I heard that getboards never got any to sell because 4frnt had sold them all themselves. Anyway the skis have the same binding and sticker residue where Nick's sticker had been. So the cop calls the kids mom, and she says she bought them for him... who knows if the cop was smart enough to even ask the name of the ski. Nick said he could produce the receipt, and could get the serial number from Sterbenz by tomorrow. However, even though they had stolen the boots and that kid got his boots back, the cop just took the kids information and because the mom vouched for him, he got to leave with the skis. All we needed was the stupid serial number... which was unfortunate that we didn't have it yet.

So thank you law enforcement for not taking the kid in for having stolen boots, or even retaining the skis for 24 hrs, or just something. Some of our friends went up to the kids as they were leaving in the parking lot, and were shovin them around a bit. After they left, the cop even told us that he believed they were Nick's skis, but he couldn't do anything. God... you think they could have asked the mom even what color the skis were. Oh well. We'll get the serial number tomorrow, call the sherrif, get a subpoena for the kids to produce the skis, and so forth. Anyway... that is the rant of the evening.
Dec 27 2003 2:49AM
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gravteck
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If you go to the 4frnt website, there is even a blurb sterbenz put up when he found out Nick's skis had been stolen.
Dec 27 2003 2:50AM
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Papa
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shitty deal, people who steal skis, that's just wrong completely




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Dec 27 2003 2:54AM
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SmoothBourquein
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Yeah that just goes to show that indiana law enforcement officials are nothing but a bunch of cock sucking, inbread, red neck hill jacks that fuck there sisters and have banjo dueling contests. Why do you think bert reynolds killed all those goddamn fuckers dammit!!!!

oh yeah im the one that got my skis stolen if you couldnt tell by the nonsencecle rant.


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Dec 27 2003 3:08AM
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aoe
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what a fucking douche bag. stealing someones skis should come with a death penalty.




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Dec 27 2003 3:09AM
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RandomHero21
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Lay off the banjo dueling contests.

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Dec 27 2003 3:41AM
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Melvs
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you'll get them back man... those kids are highly fucked.
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Dec 27 2003 7:59AM
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Maximumsushi
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If you see the kid again, just take them using force. I would never suggest this, but I think you would be in the right. If you are absolutely sure, the kid needs to learn a lesson. He'll probably be smart enough to realise that if he goes to the cops afterwards, he will get in trouble for theft.
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Dec 27 2003 9:28AM
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gravteck
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Just to clarify, I have learned today that 4frnt did not sell all the skis themselves, and they weren't the only skis sold east of the rockies either. But anyway. Sterbenz got a hold of nick last night or this morning and gave him the serial number and indeed it's the same. So he's going down to our hill shortly to talk w/ our owner who we're employed with, and hopefully he'll take matters to the police then.
Dec 27 2003 10:22AM
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west
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Thats sick the serial numbers matched, hope shit works out for you guys.




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Dec 27 2003 1:39PM
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master_hucker
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bummer... hope he gets them back



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Dec 27 2003 1:51PM
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GrippinGs
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man those kids are bitches. i'm so pissed i left
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Dec 27 2003 2:38PM
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C.Royce
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make him buy you brand new ones...

that’s pretty stupid that the mom stood up for him
how old were the kids?
Dec 27 2003 3:04PM
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Ghost
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that is bullshit, right there. keep us posted.

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Dec 27 2003 3:54PM
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gravteck
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As of this afternoon, a message has been left with the old fart of a sheriff who collected the informatoin last night. So hopefully the guy is on duty again soon and takes some kind of prompt action. Nick said that theft of over 400 dollars in Indiana is a felony, so this isn't shit the cops should just take lightly.
Dec 27 2003 4:51PM
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What_A_Wookie
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serial number matched you got him, hes gonna be fucked if they charge with a felony
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Dec 27 2003 5:01PM
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SmoothBourquein
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I'd imagine he would have ditched my skis by now, but the cops have his info so either way im gonna send him to federal 'pound me in the ass' prison. So he should have alot of fun with that.


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Dec 27 2003 5:12PM
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Melvs
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I've put markings on mine that are pretty easy to idenitfy, and I always make sure I keep an eye on my skis.
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Dec 27 2003 5:19PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I always just throw my skis in the boot room or just like the locker rooms for racing and shit, which has never been a problem although two seasons ago someone stole about 9,000$ of equip. from the boot room, which is an employees only place, so it's hard to trust anyone. But personally when I'm at another resort I just lock mine and keep them in sight... I once lost a pair of skis by just putting them on seperate racks, people in the lodges wait for people to do that shit.





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Dec 27 2003 5:29PM
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SkiSundownJibber
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You should find him before the cops and sodomize him with a rental ski pole. I hate ski thiefs passionately.



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Dec 27 2003 5:31PM
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g-man
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keep us updated on what happened to those fuckers that stole your skis
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Dec 27 2003 5:53PM
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Astomp
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i wouldve just stole them back. but thats crazy i would be freakin out if i was that kid.
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Dec 27 2003 5:55PM
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Astomp
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i wouldve just stole them back. but thats crazy i would be freakin out if i was that kid.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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Dec 27 2003 5:55PM
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ECfreeski3
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holy shit, you showed a lot of self control not beating the piss out of them...if someone took my skis i would defintely stab them with the ski.
what's even worse is that the mom stood up for him, that's sad
sorry man, i hope it all works out
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Dec 27 2003 5:55PM
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freeskiing04
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man id like to see them charged with a felony!
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Dec 27 2003 6:09PM
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Astomp
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i just want to know the end of the story. its super super crazy.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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Dec 27 2003 6:11PM
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skisebski
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^^ ya me too, god if i were i would of given the kids a piece of my mind and my fist.




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Dec 27 2003 6:31PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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dude thats so fucked...keep usposted on the end of teh story...its riveting.
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Dec 27 2003 6:46PM
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UpDawg
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My lord. I would have killed that motherfucker, plain and simple. Congrats on being able to hold yourself back, I would have broken his fucking neck. Good luck with that, keep us posted!
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Dec 27 2003 8:29PM
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Dfc505
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fuck the police as my man cube woulda said why would u let the kid go without making a bigger deal out of it
Dec 27 2003 9:39PM
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'...gonna send him to federal 'pound me in the ass' prison'


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Dec 27 2003 10:45PM
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3ski6guy0
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i think i am gonna get a lock for this season. i dont want my brand new 4frnts stolen. im not buying another pair of skis for hte season
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Dec 27 2003 10:50PM
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green
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what a dumbass. i would have ebayed them shits instead of riding them at the hill where i had stolen them
Dec 27 2003 11:44PM
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ski thiefs suck ass.
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Dec 27 2003 11:45PM
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gravteck
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We've been watching ebay everyday to make sure noone was trying to sell them out of our area.
Dec 27 2003 11:46PM
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FreshCoast
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I would have smashed his windshield in, crushed his door panels, slashed the tires and keyed what ever was left of his car. Then when he goes back to lodge to report it, get the skis and when he comes back out beat the shit out of him hardcore. This fucker needs an ass beating and a felony.
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Dec 28 2003 12:11AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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thats so fucking stupid. i fucking hate kids like that. i hope them and their mom goes to fucking prison. cause his mom will too.
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Dec 28 2003 12:23AM
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J.D.
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So you don't have them back yet? Didn't you say you hav e the serial and it matches? Cause they should be fucked. Royally. Does your hill have a policy of banning ski thiefs? Several of mine do... best revenge you can get aside from sodomizing the guys with a ski pole is making sure they never ski again. And post their names on here just on the off chance that someone gets the oppotunity to rip their genitals out through their throats.
Dec 28 2003 12:42AM
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gravteck
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The kid who stole them wrote his name on the ski right under the binding lol. His name is Ryan Eversol (not sure if that's the correct spelling) I believe.
Dec 28 2003 1:00AM
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wuestinator
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wow guys, to think that me and mack are like heros... i retrieved two stolen pairs of skis last night (sorta 2). sorry nick, i should have just grabbed them and ran to the volvo, but mack was drunk and yelling shit and the kids noticed us. its too bad the stupid fuck made up 5 stories just to me and 3 to the cop... but the cop was an old retard anyways. vigilante justice next times boys, next time...
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Dec 28 2003 1:01AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i say we post his name on the home page, and if anyone ever meets him, beat his ass.
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Dec 28 2003 1:03AM
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J.D.
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hehe... you should post al his info. Imagine if he were to suddenly receive a hail of hate mail, death threats and letter bombs from thousands of NS members... I'd send my share. Ski thieves are a festering wound in the ass of humanity.
Dec 28 2003 1:06AM
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Astomp
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make him ski board the rest of his life in 3 feet of powder in some flat area. so he cant really ski. i bet that would suck.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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Dec 28 2003 1:51PM
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freeskiing04
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yea, u bet
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Dec 28 2003 2:10PM
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Mike-O
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I'm pretty happy that I have the only Armadas in Finland (at the moment) so they'll be easily spotted if stolen(knock on wood)..
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Dec 28 2003 5:06PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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i have PEs with s810ti's on them, so since they are a pretty common ski i got myself a lock



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Dec 28 2003 6:42PM
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five0
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i have PE's too with rossi scratch bindings...im gonna go make a mark or something...i dunno if my skis even have serial numbers on em
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Dec 28 2003 7:26PM
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gravteck
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All skis should have serial numbers on them.
Dec 28 2003 7:27PM
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Astomp
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so whats going on right now with the skis?
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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Dec 28 2003 7:35PM
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gravteck
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It's gonna take a while before there's a good update I think. I don't even think the sheriff has gotten back with Nick yet. Whenever some action gets taken I'll be sure to bring this post back, or even make a new one, so just stay tuned, I hope stuff happens as soon as possible.
Dec 28 2003 7:38PM
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