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RudyGarmisch
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Jan 6 2009 10:05PM
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Spierred
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Jun 20 2009 12:25AM
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SKETCHY_D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoaW2oEsU

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Spierred
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Jun 20 2009 3:04AM
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Spierred
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Jun 20 2009 3:10AM
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Spierred
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Jun 20 2009 3:11AM
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Spierred
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Spierred
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Jun 20 2009 3:14AM
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Spierred
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Jun 20 2009 3:17AM
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Spierred
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Jun 20 2009 3:27AM
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gmack24
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**Joke**

A chinaman goes to see the eye doctor, after the exam the doctor says, "i know why you're having trouble." Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor says, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a rincoln continental."
Jun 20 2009 3:30AM
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SKETCHY_D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoaW2oEsU hopefuly it works this time
Jun 20 2009 11:41AM
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SKETCHY_D
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fuck me
Jun 20 2009 11:42AM
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geet
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here you go
Jun 20 2009 11:49AM
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geet
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woops. wait here
Jun 20 2009 11:50AM
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Spierred
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Jun 21 2009 3:59AM
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Jun 21 2009 6:52PM
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hue.
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hahah exacly like spicoly from fast times
Jun 21 2009 9:09PM
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SKETCHY_D
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thank you
Jun 21 2009 9:12PM
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neon1peace
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lol pick up lines vid "Jail Bait"
Jun 22 2009 1:07AM
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I_Am_Mod
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CRab people, crab people...
look like crabs, talk like people....



Jun 22 2009 8:50AM
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I_Am_Mod
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let me embed that for myself....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8
Jun 22 2009 8:50AM
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I_Am_Mod
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third time....


Jun 22 2009 8:51AM
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GratefulDead
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TOO LATE


Jun 22 2009 8:52AM
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GratefulDead
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Jun 22 2009 8:53AM
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GratefulDead
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Post Whore!!

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Jun 22 2009 8:54AM
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TZA.
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Jun 22 2009 9:07AM
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kzrstf
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Jun 22 2009 10:10AM
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kzrstf
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Jun 22 2009 10:29AM
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I_Am_Mod
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Keyboard cat
Jun 22 2009 10:53AM
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SirFryanator
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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

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A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.

"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter.

"I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making love," says the electrician.

"Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution's going to be a real surprise."

The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put novocaine in the massage oil!"
Jun 22 2009 11:00AM
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-dva-
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/465157/
Jun 22 2009 11:19AM
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-dva-
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/465157/
Jun 22 2009 11:20AM
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Panchuk
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Jun 22 2009 3:23PM
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Smiley_Gngstr
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Jun 23 2009 10:04PM
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daringharry
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Jun 24 2009 9:38AM
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get_toasted
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Jun 24 2009 3:07PM
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triebby
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bahahahahahaha that is one of the funniest things ive seen in a while
Jun 24 2009 7:05PM
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Joshua.
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i seriously cannot believe you posted that. im sitting here laughing my ass off and then some dickhead has to remind me of when my aunt was killed by terrorists. i honestly hope something terrible happens to you, you piece of SHIT
Jun 25 2009 2:53AM
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I_Am_Mod
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^^ chill man, he didn't mean it to be offensive
Jun 25 2009 4:25AM
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carbon.pulse
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We've been through this.
Jun 25 2009 4:32AM
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Drunkenstein
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Jun 25 2009 4:47AM
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Drunkenstein
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try this once more

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Jun 25 2009 4:51AM
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Drunkenstein
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Jun 25 2009 4:52AM
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carbon.pulse
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Jun 25 2009 5:33AM
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Please realise this is just a joke
Jun 25 2009 9:16AM
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geet
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here you go:


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Jun 25 2009 10:03AM
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geet
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woah jk? fuck me right
Jun 25 2009 10:03AM
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Ryan*
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Jun 25 2009 11:07AM
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Ryan*
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Sorry to double post, but they're both equally great:

Jun 25 2009 11:09AM
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Thibs101
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Dude! u just made me lose da game! Fcuk and i totaly forgot about it!
Jun 25 2009 1:14PM
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