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RudyGarmisch
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Jan 6 2009 10:05PM
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yuck
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i made the monocycle one!
Mar 26 2009 7:50PM
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Goku
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i kno, but he brought the anteater in
Mar 26 2009 7:55PM
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OhMyBosh
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monocycle what???




i was simply referring to people know what that painting is.
Mar 26 2009 7:59PM
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Goku
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I thut u were referring to this:

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Mar 26 2009 8:04PM
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that1guy16*
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Mar 26 2009 8:08PM
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ECGove
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solid photoshop skillz right there
Mar 26 2009 8:36PM
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Skierguy1234
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can someone explain?
Mar 26 2009 8:40PM
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Jordan
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Yeah it a famous work of art.

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I think it was during the industrial revolution period, someone correct me if I'm wrong.
Mar 26 2009 8:47PM
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Goku
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1920's i believe
Mar 26 2009 8:49PM
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Goku
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sorry to double post but....
whats she holding?

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Mar 26 2009 8:59PM
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B-runge
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A fucking golden microphone obviously
Mar 26 2009 9:00PM
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freestyler540
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FEZ, I lost so hard
Mar 26 2009 9:06PM
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FUUUCK
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FUCK YOU
Mar 26 2009 9:07PM
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Skierguy1234
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i knew that, i've seen it before, so i laughed a little when i saw the picture, but i figured there was some meaning with the ant eater or something
Mar 26 2009 9:16PM
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0123456789
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also in an episode of "that 70s show" they like zoomed out of a pic of kitty and red in a diner, into that picture
Mar 26 2009 9:51PM
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no_steeze
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by Edward Hopper
Mar 26 2009 9:54PM
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ONTerriible
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more laughs, less talking about the history of a picture
Mar 26 2009 10:03PM
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Squid.
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More ha ha, less blah blah
Mar 26 2009 10:24PM
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the.hellion.
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amazing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm
Mar 27 2009 12:33AM
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DBAKE
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haha we need more SFW porn.
Mar 27 2009 12:36AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Mar 27 2009 12:39AM
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Tinga
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bwahahaha terrible yet hilarious
Mar 27 2009 12:40AM
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uni-corn
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Oh wow.....

*shakes head*
Mar 27 2009 12:41AM
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TheClap.
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i won
im cold
Mar 27 2009 12:42AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Mar 27 2009 1:41AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Mar 27 2009 2:30AM
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squibble
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not mine,
sweet17: Hi
Bloodninja: hello
Bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
Bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
Bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
Bloodninja: Don't f**king laugh at me!
Bloodninja: This s**t is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a f**king break
Bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
Bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
Bloodninja: It's kind of embarrasing.
Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are f**king sick.
Bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
Bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
Bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
Bloodninja: Hurry up.
Bloodninja: Are you there?
Bloodninja: F**k you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
Bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A F**KING COP YOU A**HOLE!
Bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
Bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go f**k yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: F((K YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
Bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
Bloodninja: Wait a sec
Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
Bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
Bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
Bloodninja: You heard me.
Bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
Bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
Bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
Bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
Bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja: ok?
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Bloodninja: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
Bloodninja: ...still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a f**king candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: F**K YOU A**HOLE!!
Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja: ...going limp again.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Bloodninja: Say it!
Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
Mar 27 2009 2:50AM
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Ben.
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hahahahaha oh man.
Mar 27 2009 3:38AM
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ONTerriible
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Mar 27 2009 11:05AM
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Jake...
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you are all noobs go read the actual thread that was from, there is several stories that were done.
robe and wizard hat - look it up.
Mar 27 2009 11:40AM
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zylstra
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definitely!!!
Mar 27 2009 12:32PM
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hartig
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also, how about we stop quoting long ass posts.. its just mad annoying to scroll down the page for 5 minutes
Mar 27 2009 1:10PM
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ShredtillURdead
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boo boo bee boo, sssskwolling makes me ssso ssssad
Mar 27 2009 2:05PM
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proZach
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oh my fuck i had like 20 picutres and the page reloaded by itself and i lost it. fuuuuuuck
Mar 27 2009 2:06PM
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ShredtillURdead
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FFFFUUUUUCKKK

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Mar 27 2009 2:06PM
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Ender
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Mar 27 2009 3:33PM
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GratefulDead
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Mar 27 2009 4:02PM
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GratefulDead
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Mar 27 2009 4:07PM
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hartig
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good one
Mar 27 2009 4:21PM
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yuck
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Mar 27 2009 6:13PM
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Squid.
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Waiting for new page...
Mar 27 2009 6:58PM
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0123456789
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about 39 more to go.

actually 38 after my post
Mar 27 2009 7:07PM
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Squid.
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Epic thread time nao?

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stfu or gtfo if you wana whine about the political correctness
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Mar 27 2009 7:09PM
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Jwalk
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CCCCCOMBO BREAKER hahaahah awesome
Mar 28 2009 1:23AM
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RudyGarmisch
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This thread is good for about 2 posts until some dumb fuck quotes a three page post. Either distribute your images (1 per post) or FUCKING STOP QUOTING ALL THE IMAGES.
Mar 28 2009 2:16AM
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hey_dude_its_me
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Mar 28 2009 7:42AM
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Aaaron.
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.
Mar 28 2009 10:13AM
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B-runge
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IMAGES
Mar 28 2009 11:04AM
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Squid.
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Moar epic?

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Mar 28 2009 12:33PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Mar 28 2009 2:45PM
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