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RudyGarmisch
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Jan 6 2009 10:05PM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 301
ahaha those were good ^^^^
Jan 8 2010 10:52AM
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THUGwife
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Jan 8 2010 1:25PM
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Elden-JR
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ha thats funny and grose at the same time

Jan 8 2010 1:58PM
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saranac_tortex
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Yo today me and my friend were in the library and got through like 25 pages of this thread while at school. We were cracking up and the librarian got pissed and came over about to kick us out. when she got to the computer I showed her some of the pictures and she even laughed. This thread is gold
Jan 8 2010 9:03PM
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Spinoza
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Jan 8 2010 9:27PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
best laugh i've had in a while
Jan 8 2010 10:58PM
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statutory_APE
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Jan 8 2010 11:13PM
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assface
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where was this? ahahah
Jan 8 2010 11:18PM
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Raptor.
Posts: 784 - Karma: 255
why are his eyes blacked out?
Jan 8 2010 11:39PM
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woogity
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prolly your moms bed room...
Jan 9 2010 12:07AM
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Sewardo
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hahahah fuckin k-rob seshhhh up in heree ehhhhh lol
Jan 9 2010 1:43AM
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emilyskis
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i loveeee this video! ha.
it makes me laugh every-time i watch it!
Jan 9 2010 2:34PM
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emilyskis
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oops oops oops, that cat massage one... embedding didnt work. ha
Jan 9 2010 2:36PM
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THUGwife
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Jan 9 2010 7:19PM
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BEARS.
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not funny at all but i wanted to share the worlds happiest elephant.

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Jan 9 2010 7:25PM
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flexpattern
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Jan 9 2010 7:54PM
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flexpattern
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Jan 9 2010 7:59PM
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Arabian.
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Jan 10 2010 3:20AM
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Mr.Panda
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Doesn't "heil" mean "hail" though?
Jan 10 2010 3:22AM
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Arabian.
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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN.

THIS ORANGE, IT WILL NOT PEEL!!!!!!
Jan 10 2010 3:43AM
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blavallee4
Posts: 360 - Karma: 93

[youtube]0g-0UEdvfYc&NR=1[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g-0UEdvfYc&NR=1

Jan 10 2010 9:01PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
LOL that was great
Jan 10 2010 9:12PM
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The_Cube
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Jan 10 2010 9:44PM
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statutory_APE
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Jan 11 2010 12:17AM
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wilksker
Posts: 188 - Karma: -16
lost
Jan 11 2010 12:38AM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
metal cover of crank that
Jan 11 2010 12:40AM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
bahahahaha, awesome
Jan 11 2010 1:11AM
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aquinn
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Jan 11 2010 9:23AM
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no_steeze
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hahaha owned
Jan 11 2010 2:50PM
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nacho.steez
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That wasnt too great. I like the one with central park.
Jan 11 2010 3:11PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Could have been invitro that was scheduled after he deployed... most likely not though.
Jan 11 2010 4:13PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
I remember seeing a "you wouldnt shit in a urinal" one of these ages ago. Anyone able to post it?
Jan 11 2010 4:15PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
surely if she got pregnant with someone elses kid whilst he was away she wouldnt come to meet him with shit painted all over her bulge and whatnot...
Jan 11 2010 4:24PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
or maybe its her dad that got back???
Jan 11 2010 4:27PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
it doesn't say anything about the kid and the pregnant woman being together, that could be any kid.
Jan 11 2010 4:34PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
lol idiot or sarcasm? the baby is in her womb, and takes 9 months to come out: pops has been away for 12 months...
Jan 11 2010 5:21PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
ok let me help you out short bus.

It says young boy reacts to his dad returning from 12 month tour. It doesn't say fetus reacts to its dad returning from 12 month tour.

Therefore the fetus's dad could have been on a 6 month tour. I am saying there is no indication that the pregnant chick is the mother to the young kid. Fucking moron.
Jan 11 2010 5:33PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
meeeow!

there is an indication that the kid and the mother are together -- namely proximity and her hand placement however there is no definitive proof

despite this i applaud you for reading the text more closely than I
Jan 11 2010 5:52PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
haha I lost.
Jan 11 2010 5:53PM
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yuck
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that emu gives turpy a run for his money...

Jan 11 2010 6:54PM
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Scrambles
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what did the penis say to the condom? "cover me, I'm going in." 
Jan 11 2010 7:00PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Tosh.0 Extreme Salvia Challenge www.comedycentral.com Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture
Jan 11 2010 9:01PM
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statutory_APE
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
Jan 11 2010 10:21PM
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the-big-lepowski
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just weird, not terribly funny other than his idiocy.  A salvia high may last for only a few minutes, but its really intense.  Like a jittery, invincible kind of rush
Jan 11 2010 10:22PM
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
haha a classic
Jan 11 2010 11:21PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
I thought it was hilarious not only because I like Tosh but because they took the time to set up 100 coconuts.
Jan 11 2010 11:40PM
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greenman
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Jan 12 2010 5:51PM
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Balto
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Jan 12 2010 5:51PM
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Elijah.
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Full of win.
Jan 12 2010 6:39PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Jan 12 2010 9:22PM
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