The Conditions of Failure
Under the Conditions of Failure it is stated how and why this thread will fail.
Thread ID 431408, also known as "If you laugh, you lose," will fail if;
1. text posts on any given page exceeds pictures;
2. number of lolz is exceeded by douchebaggery;
a. the people of Newschoolers define
"douchebaggery," in this sense
as the uneeded and unwanted
opinion on the state of the thread;
b. concerning the state of the thread,
the thread creator himself is the
sole individual responsible for
State of Thread addresses; he
and only he may analyze the
state of the thread;
3. e-brawls are carried out within the borders of
431408;
a. if you have a problem, utilize the
personal message feature,
also known as "pm";
4. do not be a fucking retard;
a. being a fucking retard, for the
intent of Thread 431408, includes,
but is not limited to;
1a. posting
obvious reposts;
2a. posting things that are
blatantly not lol worthy;
3a. contributing to any of
the afore mentioned
topics.