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RudyGarmisch
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Jan 6 2009 10:05PM
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Elden-JR
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damn im good at these
Nov 24 2009 1:27PM
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Bagels
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Afeld
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Nov 24 2009 1:37PM
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Allegrath.
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Funny ^^^
Nov 24 2009 2:16PM
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young_sebago
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lost hard
Nov 24 2009 2:25PM
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BlackcountryBill
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These got me so bad!
Nov 24 2009 2:27PM
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BlackcountryBill
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Nov 24 2009 2:42PM
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Kevski
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Hahahaha me too. Holy shit those were good.
Nov 24 2009 3:15PM
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Allegrath.
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Nov 24 2009 10:45PM
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Allegrath.
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Dammit ^^
Nov 24 2009 10:46PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
work?
Nov 24 2009 11:28PM
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carbon.pulse
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maybe?
Nov 24 2009 11:39PM
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carbon.pulse
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Well fuck me sideways
Nov 24 2009 11:39PM
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-dva-
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if you click on them they work. and maybe quoting too?
Nov 24 2009 11:41PM
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dmc12380
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i cant get over her face hahaha
Nov 25 2009 2:41PM
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uni-corn
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Is it a repost?

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Nov 25 2009 4:04PM
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CypressGrove
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Nov 25 2009 7:27PM
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timmi
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i can totally relate to this.
Nov 25 2009 7:42PM
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Zump.
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Nov 25 2009 8:11PM
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kzrstf
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Nov 25 2009 8:48PM
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OhMyBosh
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this has been my favorite little meme comic thing in a while. fucking hilarious.
Nov 25 2009 9:17PM
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Black.Bird
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Haha that's hilarious
Nov 25 2009 9:23PM
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Mr.McSteezy
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i lost it here xD
Nov 25 2009 9:45PM
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Squid.
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ahahaha I like the pokemon ones
Nov 25 2009 10:05PM
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Goku
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more awesomness than funny
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Nov 25 2009 11:45PM
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OhMyBosh
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Now that i think about it... it should be higher on the left than on the right, because you're going down/up a hill
Nov 25 2009 11:49PM
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erikK
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Finally finished reading this whole thing lol. 
This is hilarious, but long.

"~~~~~~~~~~~HOW 2 GET WOMENS GIDE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
introdumoduction
dis gide wil tels u how 2 get womans. dis gide is garenteed 2 work n it has helped me get many womens.

a womans mind
1rd u ned 2 no how a womans thinks.and in order 2 think like a womans u ned 2 b a womans. so i recomend u raid ur moms room n steal al her stuf n put dem on.DONT 4GET MAKEUP VRY IMPORTANT* wen u r don u shuld look lik dis: link

being da womans
now dat ur a womans u wil b able 2 tink lik 1.but wen u find out it doesnt work u go to da next part of the tutorial.

wat 2 ware
lik in my otter gide u has 2 ware rly big clothes,has tattoes, n lots of jewelry n bling bling. u wil b very PIMP after dis. i am da PIMP MASTER.word up n represent

hunting womans
dese creatures r vry rare. but wit my extreme noledge n wisdom i has found out der hiding places. womans hide in kitchens. dey can often b found cooking pancakes and or sandwitches.

omg but master PIMP MASTER fakefire can u pls tel how 2 talk 2 1?
ofcurse i can. womans talk in code. u has 2 use reverse psycocolleges. if u tel her she looks skiny she wont believes u. u has 2 tel her she looks fat.if shes skinny says omg u ned 2 go on a diet ur rly fat. but dis is wer it gets tricky evn if she is fat say it anyway. tubby lardo works very wel.i also recomend the nick name bigmac. here is a sampl convoversttion:
womans:hi
PIMP MASTER fakefire: sup bizzatch
womans:nuthin wat about u
P.M. fakefire:shut the $%^ up
womans:omg ur so cool
P.M. fakefir:DON TEL ME DINGS I ALREDY NO
womans.:omgomgogom i want u 2 has my number
fakefire: u r rly fat
womans:awww ty.

wat 2 do next
omg PIMP MASTER fakefire wat do i do next? now dat u has a woman u can take her on a d8 or keep her as ur slave.if u want 2 go on a d8 u can take her 2 da movies or sumtin.or eat her if u get hungry.or u can do wat my dad does 2 my mom and play naked wrestling or play pillow fite w/ a baseball bat.w/e u want

conclusion
u will get many womens w/ dis gide. if i u didnt u can capture her and put her in a cage until she comes 2 her senses.
copyrite PIMP MASTER fakefire 1924-2007
hopefuly dis wil get stiky"
Nov 26 2009 12:08AM
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watch the whole thing i guess, but if crushed for time may i suggest. Epic LOLZ
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Nov 26 2009 12:29AM
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TheButterHashira
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haha, the wartortle to lapras one is really funny.
Nov 26 2009 12:38AM
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cornholio
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Nov 26 2009 12:04PM
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.jesus.
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i just  fucking lost so hard im laughing and crying at the same time hilarious
Nov 26 2009 1:07PM
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no_steeze
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bahahaha the penetration part was teh epic lulz
Nov 26 2009 1:39PM
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Twinjibber77
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peopleofwalmart.com
Nov 26 2009 10:31PM
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mmmmPOW*
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oh dear god... peopleorwalmart.com makes me ashamed to have ever stepped foot in there... wtf is wrong with people???

but it makes me laugh.
Nov 27 2009 12:29AM
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Bamski
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Nov 27 2009 1:50AM
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Elijah.
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Asian commercials are BEYOND weird.
Nov 27 2009 2:00AM
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spidey
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Nov 27 2009 2:10AM
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Elijah.
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The origins of 'stare-dad'.
Nov 27 2009 2:43AM
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Elijah.
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Nov 27 2009 2:48AM
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uni-corn
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PNG's don't work.
Nov 27 2009 9:50AM
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poh_money
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Nov 27 2009 5:36PM
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poh_money
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help please
Nov 27 2009 5:36PM
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daringharry8
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no bitch
Nov 27 2009 5:49PM
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SEABURN
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you suck at the internet
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Nov 27 2009 7:10PM
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Peter.
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Nov 27 2009 11:03PM
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LadySaGa
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this is an actual video of conman2800
Nov 27 2009 11:53PM
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spidey
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Ask A Disney Princess
 What Is Chlamydia?

[IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiasw.jpg[/IMG]Snow White: Chlamydia is a lot like swallowing a poisoned apple transformed through magic by a witch. Except, instead of a poisoned apple, it’s more like bacteria living on dirty dwarf cock.


[IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiacind.jpg[/IMG]Cinderella: The Chlamydia bacteria can grow in the throat, vagina, penis, or absolutely anywhere on that whore “Sleeps-Around Beauty.” Oh, I’m sorry. I mean, Aurora.


[IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiapoc.jpg[/IMG]Pocahontas: Chlamydia is the only thing I still have from John Smith.


What Are The Symptoms? [IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiajas.jpg[/IMG]Jasmine: I noticed an increased difficulty riding a camel. I remember the pain and swelling. I was so embarrassed I told people I had sand in my crotch.



[IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiabel.jpg[/IMG]Belle: The symptoms are subtle so they can be hard to detect. For me, it was a searing vaginal pain when being mounted by an enormous beast, but in a different, bad way.


[IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydialm.jpg[/IMG]Ariel: My Chlamydia makes Prince Eric have sex with men. At least, he says that’s why.


How Do You Get It? [IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiasw.jpg[/IMG]Snow White: I’m not a scientist so I can only guess, but I think the smart money is on doing the rusty trombone with Happy.


[IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiajas.jpg[/IMG]Jasmine: Chlamydia was invented by Jews.


[IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydialm.jpg[/IMG]Ariel: I got it playing a game I like to call “Finding Nemo.”


How Do You Treat It? [IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiacind.jpg[/IMG]Cinderella: Bag the pumpkin coach and use that wish for a clean snatch. Then just hoof it home from the ball.


[IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydialm.jpg[/IMG]Ariel: Ask your dad to zap you some new legs.



[IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiasw.jpg[/IMG]Snow White: Doc insisted the only cure was a strict two week regimen of dwarf “back door.”


What Are The Effects If Left Untreated? [IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiacind.jpg[/IMG]Cinderella: No one will be friends with you except maybe that tramp, Aurora.


[IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiapoc.jpg[/IMG]Pocahontas: Your movie will be only a mild success, your people will be slaughtered in the millions, and Disney will be forced to hire dark-skinned Latinas to portray you at their amusement parks.


[IMG]yankeepotroast.org/images/chlamydiabel.jpg[/IMG] Belle: Your man will lose most of his hair and shrink dramatically in size, leaving you perpetually dissatisfied.
Nov 27 2009 11:54PM
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JTL
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hahahahahahahhahahaha
Nov 27 2009 11:59PM
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1337
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HAHHHAHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats fucking awesome
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