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Merry Christmas everyone

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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
well it's that time of year again and i just wanted to wish everyone a merry christmas and a happy new year!

damn im pretty sloshed right now!




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Dec 25 2003 5:39PM
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oman42089
Posts: 774 - Karma: 11
thanks man, you too!




Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
Tired of livin' in your one-horse town
Like to find a little hole in the ground
For a while

So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
It's just like some pornographic magazine
And you smile

Captain jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push and you'll be smilin'

Dec 25 2003 5:52PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
merry jesus day!
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 25 2003 5:53PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
merry xmas rob


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 25 2003 8:38PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
merry xmas. hope everyone's was great



When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt
Dec 25 2003 10:17PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
happy holidays everyone





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 25 2003 10:36PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
don't forget kwanza!
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If male strippers were paid as much female ones, I'd be a rich man
Dec 26 2003 1:05AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i like your sig


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Dec 26 2003 1:31AM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
yep meery christmas and all of that









Drop Cliffs not Bombs
Dec 26 2003 3:41PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
ditto skierdudeguy, alpentalik is some kind of wise man/ass
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If male strippers were paid as much female ones, I'd be a rich man
Dec 26 2003 6:49PM
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philipc
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may everyone have a peeeeceful kwismas!
Dec 24 2009 11:44PM
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