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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard!!

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.KYLE.
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Haha 
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Why would I not be surprised.....


Jan 5 2009 10:06PM
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c-j-s
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virtualy undestructable unless droped or hit lol
Jan 6 2009 11:39AM
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triebby
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Jan 6 2009 12:01PM
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t-roy
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haha, i want the next generation with no screen, hard drive or click wheel
Jan 6 2009 12:34PM
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AmyLikes2Planks
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hhahaa

"practically unbreakable unless dropped or hit"
Jan 6 2009 2:39PM
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summersover
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ahaha its 4 ounces lighter!!!!
yes this was written on a mac
Jan 6 2009 3:22PM
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Microcosm
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hahaha, "I like that it tells you it was written on a mac, that way people know you have one."
Jan 6 2009 4:36PM
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IGotScrilla
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hahahaha "the macbook wheel is unbreakable unless hit or dropped" haha
Jan 6 2009 4:41PM
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Phill.
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NO WAY DAWG!!!!!

and i meant the news ticker on the bottom was funny, not that thats the only reason that gave it away... i didnt even watch all of it.....
Jan 6 2009 4:44PM
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mpaone4392
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what a giant piece of crap, that would take three days to type an essay
Jan 6 2009 4:50PM
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b-kul
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my estimate of kids on ns getting into college just went from 55% to 23%.
Jan 6 2009 4:51PM
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titsLOL
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hahaha I'm stoked the onion called out mac for making useless stuff. suckers.
Jan 6 2009 5:11PM
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statuswhitegirl
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NOOB
Jan 6 2009 5:28PM
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KarmaInitiative
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thats so funny
Jan 6 2009 5:35PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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i thought it was real at first haha
Jan 6 2009 5:43PM
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RICK_ROSS
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to the first 5 or so repliers, your fucking retarted
Jan 6 2009 6:54PM
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DirtyMick
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Jan 6 2009 7:28PM
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k-rob
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Jan 6 2009 7:31PM
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k-rob
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fuck i forgot embedding was fucked up...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811646
Jan 6 2009 7:32PM
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shagalabagala
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Jesus, this thing is absolutely retarded.  what the fuck were they thinking?!?

nothing can do away with a keyboard!  The reporter even says, "everything you need is only a few hundred clicks away." 
Jan 6 2009 8:01PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
gotta love the average ns'er..
funny shit, really legit video.. the onion really took some time to make this seem real..
Jan 6 2009 8:59PM
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carbon.pulse
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Jan 6 2009 9:02PM
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AwR
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the ONION!
Jan 6 2009 9:59PM
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Snowgoner
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wow some people are really retarded this is obviously a joke
i laughed when the apple user was like, "I'll buy anything from apple as long as it's new and shiny.
but the scary thing about that is thats what most people do
Jan 7 2009 10:56AM
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ch@se
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So when is Oakley releasing the Osama Pro Models?
Jan 7 2009 2:13PM
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freestyler540
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This is the most impracticle computer ever. Its so easy, you got to be an idiot to think its a revolution.
Jan 7 2009 4:07PM
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MIDWEST.
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hahaha thats awesome people actually thought this was real at first... i realized it was fake right when i saw the onion logo.. i like mac a lot.. but that was hilarious
Jan 7 2009 5:27PM
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.KYLE.
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Umm... Can we get a sarcasm meter here......
Jan 7 2009 7:31PM
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cashdebt
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HAHAAHA. "virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit"
Jan 7 2009 7:55PM
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doublexl
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the amount of people that think this is real is staggering.

the onion is fucking hilarious.
Jan 7 2009 8:00PM
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bout_it
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haha I love this.
the onion is so funny and they always make their stories look legit. so funny.
Jan 7 2009 8:11PM
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GOODER
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i will buy anything if its shiny and made by apple
Jan 7 2009 8:43PM
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Elijah.
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Jan 7 2009 11:13PM
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AmyLikes2Planks
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nothing gets past you huh eagle eye?
Jan 9 2009 5:04PM
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VT_scratch
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hahaah seriously
Jan 9 2009 5:10PM
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Dan.
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I didn't know there were so many full fledged  idiots on newschoolers.
Jan 9 2009 7:09PM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
Sad fact
Jan 9 2009 8:09PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
REALLY?!?

(Weekend Update vid here)

"I'll buy anything that's shiny and made by Apple" haha reminds me of some people on here
Jan 10 2009 12:07AM
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ECski
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NO WAY!! THAT SHITS TOTALLY REAL BRO!!!!!
Jan 10 2009 12:36AM
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49566738265
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I don't understand....are you incapable of using an iPod?  They are pretty much idiot proof.  My 65 year old  I-can't-use-computers-Grandma has no problem with it.
Jan 10 2009 1:20AM
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Kikindawg
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Thats just weird.

How could you draw on it?
Jan 10 2009 4:59AM
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BigJim
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i still cant believe how slow some people are on ns!!
Jan 10 2009 8:48AM
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shagalabagala
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Ummmm hello!!

Am I the only sane one on this site?!?
This product is the dumbest thing ever. Nobody can combine the ipod and a computer. NOBODY. Even typing this little reply would take half an hour!!!!!1!!11!!


Sometimes I think I'm the only one on NS with a brain...
Jan 10 2009 12:50PM
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Ben.
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lolz
Jan 10 2009 12:51PM
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CassieM
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haha seriously
Jan 10 2009 4:37PM
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freestyler540
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best response ever
Jan 10 2009 5:12PM
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k-rob
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oh no, i just mean that apple has done some pretty pointless and useless things just for the sake of being flashy.
Jan 10 2009 5:32PM
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debrickshaw
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for the love of god half of these people are retarded of COURSE its a parody, the onion is a parody news show, they make FAKE FUNNY news reports... http://www.theonion.com/content/index god damn i hate stupid people
Jan 10 2009 5:57PM
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lotsoffun
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they did such a good job with it, i swore it was real.
Jan 10 2009 5:59PM
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pDails
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aaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
Jan 12 2009 10:57PM
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