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Worst drunk story ever!!!
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So it was my friend stefans b-day and we went to a bar. 80bucks later from my pocket, and hundreds of dollers later from everyones pocket but the b-day boys i was smashed off my ass. anyway i remeber getting in my friends car to go home, then i cant remeber shit. my friends told me when i got home i randomly took off my close then i watched tv with them for a while in my boxers and a shirt. then once i left the basment to go to my room i dont no what happend cuz i stil cant remeber this and they stayed in the basment.
all i know is after i left the basmentbut the next thing i remeber is being totaly naked in my parents closet in there room and my dad was knocking on the dooor. I was so smashed i didnt no what to do so i held the door shut and responded to his question of 'are u in there?' with the anser 'no'... not wanting him to see me naked i quickly went through my moms wore drobe in the closet putting on the 1st peace of clothing that would cover my balls, one of her dresses.... i opend the dooor and remeber running away i guess to my rooom, but i cant remeber what happend after i started to run out of my parents room. Anyway the next morning i wope up in a dress with puke all over my bedroom floor. At 1st i thought it was a dream but then i noticed i had a dress on. Ya i am quiting drinking now...
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not a drunk story but close...these guys in college that r friends with a friend of mine were saving up their money to go someplace cool for spring break but it turned out they didnt have quite enough money...so they spent EVERY BIT of the money on drugs, so they did all of it in one day and theyre tripping hard on just about everything they had..so they get some fast food and drive around, now they see a yard filled with lawn gnomes so they decide to steal one and they drive off with it, so the girl in the group turns around and says 'whooaa...the lawn gnome is eating the french fries' and they just like shrug it off, 5 minutes later she says 'im not joking..the fucking lawn gnome is eating the french fries'...so they pull over and all look back and it turns out it wasnt a lawn gnome..it was a 4 year old black girl...so now they forgot where they got her so they took her back to the fast food place and called 911 and left her there
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hahahahahha shiiitttt... why did u have to out do me
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hahaha that was great!!!
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
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holy shit...thats just messed up
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hahahah.. both those stories made me laugh... the second one more so tho.. lol ooh boy
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I know my limitations, I just don't know when to quit. I know when I'm addicted, but nah, I can't get enough of that shit.
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whoa, now thats just fucking insane! no way i can out do that
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yea i quit drinking afer a party i went to a few weeks ago here at school. I dont remember anything b/c i blacked out and my parents and gf found out and are both really disappointed with me(which is worse then them being mad) and i felt like shit the next 2 days and had puked all over my floor and shit it just sucked so much. and i still ahve no idea how i got home or when or even leaving the party
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hahha I creid when i read the lawn nome story
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