Replying to Frozen Lap Rocket.

seriously.  just happened to me today.  wasnt even that cold out. 

skiing down the park alls good then start to get this firey pain in my groin area.  think nothing of it just keep skiing.  Hit the chairlift and all of a sudden the pain is concentrated to the tip of my one eyed monster and just starts to kill.  I reach down there only to feel nothing.  thats right my blue-veined junket pumper went numb.  probably looked like such a tool rubbing my balls but god damn I was so scared of getting frostbite down there.

I think how it was caused is because of my baggy pant steeze.  Basically the pant line was down at the tip of my knob and my metal belt buckle I guess was touching directly on my trouser snake thus causing the cold metal to ever so slightly cool down my schlong.  So not a good feeling.

So be forewarned all you baggy pant wearing steeze gorillas, because you may get some frostbite in a place where frostbite isn't suposed to go.