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The official post the last time you shit your pants thread

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Steeze420
Posts: 346 - Karma: 31
for me, it was about 5 months ago. i was too lazy to shit before i worked out and while i was squatting, i thought i farted as i was pushing back up, but i sharted.
Jan 4 2009 11:39PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
you should have shit yourself. it would have been a good contribution to this thread.
Jan 8 2009 9:15AM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77
BAHAHAHA... i would have moved to another state after that...
Jan 8 2009 2:49PM
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anarski
Posts: 120 - Karma: 11
it wasnt me but it was funny. so one of my buddies(ill call him#1) was in the hall leading to the bathroom and my other friend(#2) said move out of the way or ill shit in your boot. So 1 says fine heres my boot, 2 then says get me something to pee in. Next thing you know 2 is squatting over a ski boot with a pringles can on his junk. The poo then made its way to a paper cup where it spent the next 2 days sitting next to someones bed. The pringles can also had some pistachios in it which obviously got covered in piss. When the kid whos bed all this shit was next to allmost ate the pistachios(he put them in his hand) someone put an end to it and they got the pistachios thrown at their face. the end
Jan 8 2009 7:39PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
Awww thats messed up
Jan 8 2009 7:45PM
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brandon_
Posts: 807 - Karma: 15
omg ahahah , I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD  on thei nternet  yuo made my day .
Jan 8 2009 7:49PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
when i was very liitle i used to wear those full pajamas. the badass ones that are one-piece and have closed legs with feet. i think their called onesies or something like that. regardless, one summer night i was peacfully tucked into my bed dreaming away. unbeknownst to me i pooped BAD while asleep. normally wouldnt have been so bad, but because out my night wear, it was not confined in my badass pjs. It didnt wake me though...i remember that it felt cool to my skin, so while i was sleeping i was rolling over and over trying to find the "cool spots" in my bed so that i could be comfortable. needless to say this only made things worse. i remember being woken in the morning by my parents in disbelief of what they were witnessing. I was COVERED almost from the neck down in poop. literally everywhere. between the toes, back of the knee, armpit, etc. It took a damn long time to clean it too, but it was so necessary.

The worst part was that i lost my badass pjs, and ive never worn them since

Jan 8 2009 8:17PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
HAHAHAAHA
Jan 8 2009 8:18PM
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3mileanin
Posts: 58 - Karma: 16
I'm pretty sure you can find a new pair of badass pjs at target, go get 'em.
Jan 8 2009 9:26PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
about 4 years ago i tried lighting a fart on fire...
i shit on my hand/lighter/stairs.
Jan 8 2009 9:34PM
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wskibum176
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if i wasnt 19 then i probably would
Jan 8 2009 9:51PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
back in the day of 8th grade me and a bunch of friends were at another friends house staying the night, well they had bbq and pepporoni pizza there from Rods, Rods has seriously the most greasyiest pizza in the states, anyways we all ate and its probably 3 in the morning by now and "alex" went to the crapper he came out with the worst look in humanity it was a "holy crap that was terrible and i dont think im done yet' look not even five minutes later he goes back to the toilet only to come out and ask the host where more toilet pappre was, the host was a sleep and is not responding to anything alex says, so he (alex) takes the hosts shirt, which is lying on the ground and half a role of paper towels from the kitchen and heads back to the crapper... 30 minutes later he comes out of the bathroom and out the door to his dad....

he said his dads car stank for the next week..... and to this day "alex" still hasnt eaten the bbq pizza.... and we never have found out what happened to the hosts shirt, and frankly i like not knowing....
Jan 8 2009 10:21PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
haha. what a dick move using the shirt.
Jan 9 2009 11:43PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
when i was really little, me, my brother and his friend mark were pissing on an ant hill that was at a public park with a bunch of baseball games going on at the time and such. Anyways, the ant hill is visible from the baseball fields. So, me being the awesome little kid i was, i decided to one-up my brother... i TRIED to shit on the ant hill, but most of it ended up in my boxers, then i had to go down to the bathroom right next to the baseball fields to clean myself up
Jan 10 2009 1:34AM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

haha, my stomach was so bad one day, like I kept farting and felt it rumbling and had diarhea.  So I'm in math class and I fart and a tiny bit of shit came out.  But the smell was unbearable, because I had to take a shit all day.  The entire room smelled terrible.  Every kid was like chocking to death on my shit.  Even the teacher smelled it and opened all the windows.  Not wanting to go to the bathroom, clean myself and take the blame, I tried to squeeze my cheeks together to stop the smell from escaping.  Either people got use to the smell or it worked because it wasn't that bad for the next 15 minutes of class.  When the bell rang I had to go all the way to the far away bathroom so no one would see me going to the bathroom.

The best part is I owned the class at that time and pulled a great act, blaming it on this fat gross indian girl behind me and everyone believed me.

Three years later, every now and then someone will remind me of the time that fat gross indian girl farted in math class.  Haha.  Graduation day I am gunna tell everyone the story including the teacher.

Jan 10 2009 1:08PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
well i havent shit my pants since the pre-potty years, but im not gonna lie, watching JF houles slopestyle finals runs made me poop a little. just a little though
Jan 10 2009 1:10PM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
i loled so hard.

last time i shit my pants i had diarrhoea,  then i got shitfaced and both puked and shit all over the place.
Jan 10 2009 1:31PM
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chames
Posts: 2331 - Karma: -33
hahahahaha. Thats such a good story. Let us know how that goes on graduation
Jan 11 2009 1:55AM
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horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578
I just laughed so hard, that is hilarious.

sorry you had to go through that though, that's pretty "shitty"
Jan 11 2009 1:57AM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
hahaha. that indian girl must hate you.
Jan 14 2009 1:49PM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
wow i cant stop laughing that is sooo fuckin funny
Jan 14 2009 3:47PM
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wskibum176
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someone had to
Jan 15 2009 5:23PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
This wasnt that lst time i shit my pants but when I was a miny might in hockey i was at the library across from the ice rink just chillin and i just shit my pants.  So i went into the bathroom threw away my tighty brownies, and practiced with a fuckin girder strap up my ass and that ruined the shit out of the girder strap.
Jan 15 2009 7:39PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61

prolly 4th grade...

it was the middle of a baseball game and the brown bear had been hibernating for the whole game waiting to come out of the cave. i thought i could hold it and wait til the game was over, but then it hit me like a ton of bricks. "Oh no!!! im not gonna make it." so i just bee-line it to the bathroom and at this point i KNOW im gonna shit myself. theres no denying it. so im in a dead sprint and this turd just slowely starts workin its way out. im able to pinch it off and just drop one little nugget in my pants before i get to the bathroom. i rip my pants off like im in the nba and literally fire this sucker outa my butt before i even sit down. it hits the toilet water with a loud messy splash and sends shit coverd disgusting water all over my pants and ass.

at this point im simply happy i made it (almost) in time. i dig the nugget outa my pants and stuff a bunch of toilet paper in my pants and head back to the field.

Jan 15 2009 11:28PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 1,664

WHAT THE SHIT?!

Jan 15 2009 11:40PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
Update: last weekend, my friend told me he would give me $50 if i shit my pants on the gondola. We were sitting across from these two chicks. so i let out a squeaker. it smelled so bad. you should have seen the look one their faces. it was hilarious. as soon as the gondola reached the top, they ran off, nearly tripping on their own feet.
Feb 2 2009 11:22PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
last summer, bouncing on my tramp when all of a sudden it hit me
Feb 2 2009 11:27PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
last week i was really sick and i had to shit super bad. it must've been a runny one because on the way to the bathroom i let out an epic sneeze and the force of the sneeze caused me to shit a little. it smelled so bad, i threw out the boxers and pants i was wearing
Feb 2 2009 11:28PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3822 - Karma: 3,445
Done
Feb 2 2009 11:51PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
it was already done by Gonads_and_Steeze
Feb 3 2009 4:36PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Feb 3 2009 5:39PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
june 1st, 2010
Jun 1 2010 6:22PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
claim!
my last dookie in my pants was on an anchor surface tow lift, with another person right next to me...
(i was 7y old...)

and ofcourse i have the occasional skidmark; but i don't think that counts....
Jun 1 2010 6:27PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I was watching the price is right one summer in middle school and Sharted my favorite pair of shorts. I thought it was just a fart but it felt grainy so i went upstairs to change and saw that I partially shat myself. owned
Jun 1 2010 6:32PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
done
Jun 1 2010 6:35PM
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BerkeleyD
Posts: 131 - Karma: 19
I sharted my pants last summer at the beach
Jun 1 2010 6:37PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
yup swine flu ftw!
Jun 1 2010 6:39PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
for some reason i find this hilarious
Jun 1 2010 6:39PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
The fact that you were watching the price is right just makes that 20x better hahahhaha.
Jun 1 2010 6:41PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
i was at my friends house high as nuts an thought it would be a cool idea to take a dump next to the neighbors driver door of their car so when they went to get in hopefully theyd step in it
Jun 1 2010 6:44PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
I was wakeboarding and had diarrea. I guess I didn't shit my pants but I pulled my pants down and went in the water. Baaaddd day
Jun 1 2010 7:10PM
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
hahah I didnt realize that many people shit their pants....pretty sure I never have :/
Jun 1 2010 7:32PM
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garrettwiz
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one time when i was about 5 i didn't have time to make it in the house so i went in these bushes and while i was some kids walked by so i was squatting there balling my eyes out trying to back up and hide from them.

then in 8th grade i went to a boat yard after eating 5 guys. had to go but not bad. then me and my friend were running around looking for the bathroom. he ran ahead looking then i yelled to him its too late. he looked just as it was falling out. also and old couple was turning around the corner when this was happing, the old woman screamed and helped me waddle to the bathroom. by the grace of god there was s shower in there and i was wearing under armor shorts tossed my poopy boxers into the trashcan and went on home.
Jun 1 2010 8:16PM
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No_Dub
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Um... 4 yrs ago fly fishing in Montana wearing waders. It just hit me like a freight train, and as everyone knows, it's hard to stop a Train.
Jun 1 2010 8:18PM
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