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The official post the last time you shit your pants thread

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Steeze420
Posts: 346 - Karma: 31
for me, it was about 5 months ago. i was too lazy to shit before i worked out and while i was squatting, i thought i farted as i was pushing back up, but i sharted.
Jan 4 2009 11:39PM
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Dub_Digital
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 636
on occasion I'll shit in my pants just because I don't make it in time , but generally I just shit in my hands, and walk around untill I find a trash can to put it in....or if I can't find a trash can I just put it in my pocket
Jan 4 2009 11:42PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
the last time i can remember is about 4 or 5 years ago when i tried to capture my fart in a mcdonald's fry cup at my friends house. i pushed real hard, and sharted. i threw my boxers in the garbage can outside.
Jan 4 2009 11:55PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
i was really young, 4 i think, and i was in a computer store with my dad. and i just had to shit so bad. and i did.

*shudders*
Jan 4 2009 11:57PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
i lol'd real hard
Jan 5 2009 12:00AM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
how did i not even see that post. hahaha, someone use that as a signature so i can laugh evertyime i see it.
Jan 5 2009 12:02AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
how could you think thats funny? are you like 12 and obsessed with family guy?
Jan 5 2009 1:35AM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
hung over as fuck lean off the bed to puke ended up havin the squirts to and i shitted liquid ass when my abdomen contracted super tough from pukin. messed up the blood vessels around my eyes to. even at the time i knew it was hella funny
Jan 5 2009 1:41AM
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vincepru
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it was my dudes 21st bday at dayton and hit frat had a party for him, never been so drunk in my life. i walked out to the street to piss since the hoes had a 20 deep line for the bathroom, so i decided to go piss on the street. a cop started rolling up behind me mid piss, and i forced hard to get the rest out and i guess pooped. i didnt notice till later on when i was taking my clothes off to sleep with this girl. i told her i needed to shower real quick to cover up. showered and had a good rest of the night. :)
Jan 5 2009 2:00AM
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multi-illionaire
Posts: 99 - Karma: 15
^boobs
Jan 5 2009 2:38AM
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funk.
Posts: 2679 - Karma: 33
I was having some mad stomach aches early in the day when I was doing an avy rescue course.  So yeah we were 1200 feet up a mountain and I had a wet ass shit coming.  Working all day.  Tired as fuck.  My buddy decides to blindside tackle me off a 10 foot cliff.  I pooped a little.
Jan 5 2009 2:46AM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Yesterday, straight up. I'd been feelin sick but I didn't know I had the 'Reah. Tryed to vent some pent up gas and got a horrible little surprise. I fucking ALWAYS get sick the week of New Years, you can set your clocks and place bets.
Jan 5 2009 3:28AM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
i was chilling, watching tv with my friends 2 years ago, when i was trying to force out a fart...obviously shit came out or else i wouldn't post in this thread. its funny because my friend sometimes says, "hey, remember that time you shit your pants?"
Jan 5 2009 6:38PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3667 - Karma: 2,000
haha done


and if you were wondering, yeah i like family guy.
Jan 5 2009 6:43PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
last year i got really sick and my shit was like liquid so every time i sort of farted a little shit water would just kinda fall out, it was disgusting and a miserable few days
Jan 5 2009 6:44PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
This one time in ninth grade I shit my pants during weight lifting. We were doing squat presses, and I wanted to strengthen my legs for the upcoming ski season, so I used heavier weights. About halfway through the workout, I ripped a MEAN shart. It was so wet and juicy that it sounded like it came from under water. Anyway, the hockey jock next to me said "Did you just fucking shit your pants?" I replied "No..." then slowly made my way to the door, with my butt cheeks rubbing tablespoons of ass molasses between their steamy counterparts.
Jan 5 2009 6:48PM
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chames
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Hahahahaha. Thank you for making my day.
Jan 5 2009 6:50PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
I must have been around 6 or 7, we were playing either rec t-ball or baseball in first grade and i was sitting on the bench waiting to bat. I kind of had to go to the bathroom, so i farted, but what do you know, i shat myself. I was really nonchalant about (especially since 6 year olds aren't exactly rocket scientists) and went and talked to my mom and told her i pooped my pants. Luckily, there was another pair of sweatpants in the car to change into, so i went and did that. I came back to the bench and told my team that I now had my lucky pair of pants and we would win the game. Nobody ever had a clue, and we probably won the game because I was a badass t-ball player
Jan 5 2009 6:54PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I don't think I have ever laughed harder online ever.
Jan 5 2009 7:01PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
jesus!
Jan 5 2009 7:04PM
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
for whatever reason i read that as "rectle ball"
Jan 5 2009 7:04PM
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WhiteBurd
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 98
your name says it all
Jan 5 2009 7:06PM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
your signature is the funniest thing i have ever read, i actually laughed out loud
Jan 5 2009 7:10PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
In sophomore year, we were doing sprints at lacrosse practice, and in my intense running, I snuck a little one past the goalie. It was in compression shorts too, so I had to pull them to the side so it could tumble out.
Jan 5 2009 7:29PM
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Skier.for.life
Posts: 373 - Karma: 64
when i was like 5 i was playing tennis at some health club and then i just shit all over the tennis court.
Jan 5 2009 7:33PM
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BikeMlatt69
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 60
i was running cross country and in the first 200 meters i sharted, fuck it sucked cause it would rub against my leg and stuff. god it was nasty
Jan 5 2009 9:20PM
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Dub_Digital
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 636
hahaha nice
Jan 5 2009 10:23PM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
last time i shit my pants was in like 4th grade i was having a snowball fight with my friends at his house and i sharted and played it cool and i had to walk back for like 2 kilometres with shit in my pants. i was wearing snowpants so i didnt wanna take anything off.

is it just me but when im really really baked, i mean like really baked. like you feel the chill down your spine and u just feel amazing. anyways sometimes i feel so good that it seems like im about shit my pants.
Jan 5 2009 10:28PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i actually just cried. i'm laughing sooooooo hard right now. +k

you actually just put me in such a good mood
Jan 5 2009 11:01PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
once my friend shat on someones lawn and his mom had to go pick it up
Jan 5 2009 11:07PM
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mokeefe257
Posts: 405 - Karma: 10
i didnt shit my pants but one time in first grade i peed my pants in front of the whole class..embarrasing shit
Jan 5 2009 11:08PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
sometimes i shit in my socks when im too lazy too make it in the bathroom and throw them in the corner. i suggest using tall socks because then the shit doesn't slip out and you can use the calf part to wipe.
Jan 5 2009 11:12PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
wow, i need to take a shit now after reading this thread.

and +k to the OP, this is a legendary thread
Jan 5 2009 11:18PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

hahahah that was hilarious for some reason, i guess i can just picture that happening

anyways i was at my neighbors 7 years back or so and hot to shit, and i was too shy to ask her to use the bathroom so i get on my bike and race home trying to beat the clock and of course i didnt. i was pulling up onto my driveway threw my bike down and tried to run but my sandal fell off and i stubbed my toe and then ka-pow. all hell breaks loose and my older brother is on the couch watching tv wathing this unfold as i run inside and go to the bathroom i wipe off the green liquid running down my leg and sit down and explode a second time as i come out i have to bandage my toe and avoid my brother and go upstairs as i pass him he just stares "did you just shit everywhere" i respond "huh what, no just stubbed my toe" as i walk away he spots some liquid shit still on my ankle and a piece of toilet paper hanging from my bathing suit.

One of my more memorable childhood happenings

Jan 5 2009 11:18PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i shat on my neighbors lawn, they're huge assholes and they're obsessed with how their lawn looks so my friend and i went out at 2 am and took shits in their lawn
Jan 5 2009 11:19PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
The world needs more thinkers like you. +k
Jan 5 2009 11:21PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3667 - Karma: 2,000
my friend's brother took a shit on this kids doorstep in the middle of winter. it froze to the door mat, and the kid had to clean it up.
Jan 5 2009 11:29PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
one time i was walking to my friends house and the first thing i saw when i got there was my other friend squatting by a tree in broad daylight, taking a shit.
Jan 6 2009 7:36PM
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3mileanin
Posts: 58 - Karma: 16
I didn't realize that people shit in their pants this often... haha
Jan 6 2009 7:50PM
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COOMER
Posts: 18 - Karma: 11

I was upperdecking some asshole's bowl recently and missed.  Right in to the dangling pants.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=UPPERDECKER 

Jan 6 2009 8:02PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
this was quite embarrassing,
7th grade
i get to school and feel so bad, i had diaria in the morning, but still go to school. every half hour i go to the bathroom and shit my brains out, sounds like someones just dumping buckets of water in to the toilet, and it burned, i get to band class, and feel like absolute shit, i run out the door, and just puke everywhere, everyone was watching me, and of course i hadnt shit yet, so i shit like a gallon of stinky steamy diaria, i hear the whole band die off, and everyone is just staring, i run out, i make it too a corner, and am holding onto it because im about to pass out becasue im so light headed. i shit again, and puke again, make it to the bathroom, after a teacher got help, i get into the nurses with my disgusting diaria filled pants, and my mom is at work so my grandma has to come pick me up, so im sitting in the nurses office and half the kids leave it smells so bad, and the nurses had their shirts over there noses, and of course when my grandma came it was in between classes so all the kids were walking by and seeing/ smelling me, work school expierence of my life....
Jan 6 2009 8:04PM
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COOMER
Posts: 18 - Karma: 11

I was upperdecking some asshole's bowl recently and missed.  Right in to the dangling pants.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=UPPERDECKER 

Jan 6 2009 8:04PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,400
This thread has made me laugh so hard
Jan 6 2009 8:35PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

At a party where they run out of beer one might like to leave an "upperdecker" to show their disapproval.

haha that was the sentence after the first definition

Jan 6 2009 8:37PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
i pooped my pants 10 years ago in 2nd grade when the teacher wouldn't call on me when i raised my hand to go to the bathroom
Jan 6 2009 8:39PM
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billysexcrime
Posts: 31 - Karma: 10
HAHAHA I cant even imagine that happening...that would realllllly ruin your day, possibly even your life.
Jan 6 2009 9:28PM
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pounds.
Posts: 837 - Karma: 55
i shit my pants while i was sleeping in like pre-school and thats about it, but one time my friends brother had the funniest shit. I was like still in pre- school and we were all sliding down a swingset slide into one of those kiddie pools. So i was chillin in the kiddie pool and all of a sudden my friends bro sits at the top of the slide and drops a HUGE turd onto it. It slid right down and like launched off the end of the slide and splashed right near me..

I also heard about a kid in my school who shit his pants during class and in between classes he went into the bathroom and wiped it on the walls...idk if its true though
Jan 6 2009 9:35PM
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staffpro
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mine was about 10 years ago whe ni was 8 years old i went camping i thought there was a bear outside the tent and i needed to go take a shit but i was scared so i held it in went to sleep woke up in the middle of the night i had to take a shit even more.... still thought there was a bear outside and at one point i couldnt hold it in and released it in my sleeping bag LOLOLOLOL
Jan 6 2009 9:39PM
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pounds.
Posts: 837 - Karma: 55
oh and the slide shitters brother would just randomly shit his pants and you would see it dripping down his leg but he wouldnt say anything
Jan 6 2009 9:45PM
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IGotScrilla
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I shit my pants yesterday i was throwing up and i just shat myself
Jan 6 2009 9:50PM
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jason...
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I always +K people that make me laugh and I just about shit myself I was laughing so hard at this.
Jan 6 2009 9:51PM
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