Replying to pirates of the caribbean

i fucking love this movie. jack sparrow is the best pirate ever!!! any1 else feel the same way?
here are some of my fav. quotes

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

[to Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch!
[attempts to slap him]
Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where's dear William?
Elizabeth: Will!
Will Turner: Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!

Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer! We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

Ragetti: This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. 'Cept they was in a horse instead o' dresses. Wooden 'orse.

Barbossa: I want 50% of ye plunder!
Jack Sparrow: 15!
Barbossa: 40!
Jack Sparrow: 25!
Barbossa: [Considering]
Jack Sparrow: And I'll buy you a hat! A really BIG one... Commodore.

Red coats: Hey! You! Get away from there! You don't have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry. It's just... it's such a pretty boat
[correcting himself]
Jack Sparrow: ship.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Barbossa:this isnt possible
Sparrow- this isnt PROBABLE
(yes i copied and pasted a lotofit, but who the fuck cares?)


so they touch there skis now?-my grandma after watching RFA