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Schweitzer03
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anybody tried the 04/05 pubic enemies? how did they ride
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Dec 21 2003 6:35PM
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Skier711
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no but im gonna shoot someone cuz i just got my PEs and i cant ride them cuz my brakes arent wide enough, i have to buy new bindings.
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Dec 21 2003 6:39PM
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gambino500014
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or you could bend them to fit you stupid mutherfucker
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Dec 21 2003 6:41PM
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gambino500014
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wait..... or you could just get wider brakes... god dammit kids are fucking stupid
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Dec 21 2003 6:42PM
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B-Flip
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easy buddy ya I had the same problem with my pe's just heat of the brakes with a thorch and bend then
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Dec 21 2003 6:46PM
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gambino500014
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^ that is a smart kid, good work....
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Dec 21 2003 6:47PM
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linemaverick540
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haha i would laughed if you actually bought a whole new set of bindings



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Dec 21 2003 6:58PM
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gambino500014
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so would i, so would i.....
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Dec 21 2003 7:01PM
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Schweitzer03
Posts: 275 - Karma: 10
yeah just go to the shop and get a wider brake if ya cant figure out how to bend it

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Dec 21 2003 11:31PM
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schmies
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It is a little difficult, but let me try here. Okay, are you with me? You grab the one side of your brake with your right hand, wait! Oh shit, I forgot. Sit down and stretch on your floor for a good ten minutes. Make sure to loosen up those arms nice and good. This might be hard. Okay. Again, grab one brake with your right hand and grip firmly. Place left hand upon the other side. Pull arms apart from one another slowly. After a second or two, release. Repeat process on other ski. Voila! It is done! You now have yourself and wider pair of brakes on your skis! Rejoice in your ability to overcome the seemingly impossible! Well, that, or go buy new bindings 'cause your's don't fit right. It is up to you though. Good luck.
Dec 22 2003 11:44AM
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Jammu
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muhahahaahaaa :D:D:D:DD
Dec 22 2003 12:43PM
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Papa
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hahaha, nice schmies




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Dec 22 2003 1:04PM
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kuoppis
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hahaha
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Dec 22 2003 1:19PM
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SNOWMAN17
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....im confused



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Dec 22 2003 2:03PM
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Skier711
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ok first of all if you bend the brakes they arent as effective in stopping the ski and they will dig into the side of the ski and ruin it. secondly i cant get a new set of brakes because its not an oprion with mine. and i already broke a brake anyways.
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Dec 31 2003 8:01PM
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freeskiing04
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very well writ, schmies
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Dec 31 2003 8:09PM
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ALS_RIDER
Posts: 256 - Karma: 179
Dude your a dumb ass! who cares how effective it is as long as it stops before you lose sight of the ski!
Dec 31 2003 8:11PM
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Maximumsushi
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Dude, obviously brakes are the most important part of a binding. Wait, the whole ski. Wait, skiing.
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Dec 31 2003 8:17PM
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offtrail
Posts: 3009 - Karma: 116
fuck breaks. you only need breaks if your skis come off. snowboards don't have breaks. just don't fall. or if you suck and fall all the time just crank them to 14 or as high as they go so they don't come off. problem solved, no run away skis.

( you might blow both your knees instead, but like dude said above me breaks are the most important part of skiing fuck your knees )


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Dec 31 2003 8:26PM
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downhiller52
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take the brakes off and get telemark leashes, you could start the next big trend!!




Why do your skis curve up on both ends?
Dec 31 2003 8:27PM
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mark311
Posts: 508 - Karma: 21
how are they going to hit the ski, if they are farther away from the ski than they were before???
Dec 31 2003 8:31PM
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offtrail
Posts: 3009 - Karma: 116
^ that made me laugh


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Dec 31 2003 8:58PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
haha yeah, brakes are worthless. as long as something touches the snow (other than your base) when your bindings release you'll be fine.


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Dec 31 2003 9:01PM
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offtrail
Posts: 3009 - Karma: 116
although I did see a ski come off a kid at pc on the first jump. it then traveld like 1 or 2 hundred yards, hit the second table, went off the take off for a sexchange rail then travel another 200 yards go off the third tables lip rool over the back side of the jump and come to a stop at my feet. this is not a joke.


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Dec 31 2003 9:09PM
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rodeo7
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fuck the original question, this one is at least TWICE as much better as that one!
reminds me of zoolander..

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Dec 31 2003 10:48PM
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mackinnon
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downhill, leashes are whack, if you crash and you have leashes on, your skis will flail around and hit you while you're falling, so retarded...
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Dec 31 2003 11:44PM
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schmies
Posts: 2032 - Karma: 511
Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure your brakes will work just fine if you bend them to fit:)Or, you can buy new ones that will be hella big, or just sit your gear against the wall, don't use it and just whine how your shit doesn't work. Your choice, but personally, I'd just bend the brakes like I have done on my last four pair of skis.
Jan 2 2004 4:46PM
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