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Making homeade jackass videos, suggestions?

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Kerflip
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any suggestions you would like for us to do in our videos? my friend justpicked up a digital video cam, and weve begun our own jackass videos.. give us some stunts, well work on them, and well get them up and online.. weve alklready accomplished me on a skateboard, in my skiboots, on ice thrown into a snowbank.. the fall was pretty bad.. did some squating backflips on skiboards on a 2 ft kicker.. painful because of the 2 inches of snow and ice.. give me some ideas, im nuts ill do it.
Dec 20 2003 10:45PM
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Irotate360
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taht was soooooo 2 yrs ago





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Dec 20 2003 10:47PM
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winterparksuks
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watch guatemalan persuader hahahahahaha i lvoe that movie





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Dec 20 2003 10:54PM
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Kerflip
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
whoa whoa whoa.. lol im 15 let me have my fun.. any stupid stunts you would like to see done?
Dec 20 2003 10:59PM
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CanadianSkierGirl
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noone's gonna watch it save your genetals
Dec 20 2003 11:00PM
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Kerflip
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bah you crazy kanuck.. i wont crush my nuts like them crazy dudes doin super fast spins onto rails and nutting themself.. dsaw that video earlier..


Dec 20 2003 11:01PM
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end_game
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11
2 words - street bowling


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Dec 20 2003 11:02PM
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CanadianSkierGirl
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^redneck american capitalistic cunt
Dec 20 2003 11:03PM
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end_game
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11
umm, jumping to conclusions a bit to fast?


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Dec 20 2003 11:12PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
That stuff is still fun, but part of the comedy is not having everything planned out. From my experience the stuff that made the most people laugh were the things that really were not planned. Just go into your back yard and wreck yourself. Repeat and add music. Oddly enough that stuff IS two years ago, but fun nonetheless.


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Dec 20 2003 11:15PM
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Kerflip
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Lets hear it for Canada!!!wooot..' crowds silent.. here come the crickets' yea.. stay in your own country, sometimes i wish you werent connected to us, you parasite country, do you even have your own army? lol. im not going to get into the canadian thing, and i forgot who someone was just sayin just do anything in your backyard.. yea bro it comes along that way... i have some kid stuff like that on tape allready, thanks.. and describe your version of street bowling, i have like 50 ideas spawning from that, thanks bros, GO CANaDA WOOOTTT
Dec 20 2003 11:30PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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most of the jackass stuff had professionals working with them so I wouldnt try anything more extreme than a shopping cart into bushes. But even then you could poke an eye out.

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Dec 20 2003 11:32PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
No. No will will get poked out. Trust me. It wont happen.


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Dec 20 2003 11:37PM
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Kerflip
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
believe me.. i wont do anything life threatning.. i will.. but i plan shit out first as to not get completely f'd.. ill break fingers and stuff, im fine with it.. ive broken fingers a total of 24 times.. im used to it
Dec 20 2003 11:39PM
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HandiBoard
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you will get wrecked if you make fun of canadians like at least 30% of this site are canadians
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Dec 20 2003 11:40PM
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Kerflip
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not all candians are bad.. just most of them.. but i do have 1 good thing.. God bless maple syrup.. wait.. dont some companys manufacture it in america? oh thats right, whoops.
Dec 20 2003 11:44PM
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HandiBoard
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Canadians are funy cuz they say EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH like its a real word
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Dec 20 2003 11:45PM
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end_game
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dude, dont talk shit about canadians, i am an american, but some of the coolest people i know are canadian, and i think canada is better than america for to many reasons to list. Dont get me wrong, i love america, but i am starting to hate the us government. All are freedoms are going down the drain.


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Dec 20 2003 11:50PM
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Nickskier
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no matter how extreme the stunt, home jackass videos always end up sucking
Dec 21 2003 12:11AM
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Kerflip
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what if it ended with some hot chick naked.. would it suck than?
Dec 21 2003 12:23AM
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SkeeOrDye
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yeah, for home videos, you have to make a witty funny video. ive seen some hilarious videos such as jesus vs. darwin battle. thats where youll get big props. jackass is gettn old and they always end up shitty. unless you are kayaking down a fountain in the city it wont be good or funny.
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Dec 21 2003 12:24AM
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HandiBoard
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prolly
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Dec 21 2003 12:24AM
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Lateralis
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i made one 2 years ago for my independent study for media class, it was sweet


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Dec 21 2003 12:34AM
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Freeskifro
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my only suggestion would be to grow up.



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Dec 21 2003 1:03AM
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skimack
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Go fart on some old person. That never gets old.

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Dec 21 2003 1:30AM
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freeskiBC
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Hey Kerflip, why the fuck are you bitchin' and talking shit about Canadians for?? On what are you basing your fukin' opinions on...thats right, fukin stupidity. How about for your next stunt you go Fuck Yourself.
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Dec 21 2003 1:56AM
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.scott.
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pitch in with some of your friends, and pay a dude to ring the doorbell of the hottest chica in your school wearing and man thong and dancing like some kind of flaming idiot. we did that at my school and then showed it on the daily video bulletin. it was classic.
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Dec 21 2003 2:21AM
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Kerflip
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ok, so now we have canadians.. and according to this kids avatar..hippes.. on this thread.

i just have one question for you canadian hippes... whats in your pipe.. eyy?
Dec 21 2003 10:16AM
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clrumivier4life
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My friend have been working on a vid for probably 2 years now. If you wanna see the promo im me at clrumivier4life (aim) It's totally sick.
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Dec 21 2003 10:35AM
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sherLocke
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first of all dont call it a jackas video. second you cant plan anything. when me and my friends are hangin we just keep the film rolling. thats the only way to be funny, spontanaiety(man i think i just crucified that word). whatever just have fun. and stop the american canadian bitching.


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Dec 21 2003 1:04PM
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Kerflip
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
by no means did i mean to steal the name of jackass.. but i wanted you guys to understand what i meant
Dec 21 2003 1:08PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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who are u calling a hippie? if you are saying it because of the zeppelin icon i fucking hate your ignorant ass. if not, i still dont like your ignorant ass. most canadians are cool as fuck. also their government is a shit load better than ours. its just those fucks up there i hate. they think all americans are 'capitalstic cunts'. they piss me off just as much as anyone else who stereotypes me.
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Dec 21 2003 8:38PM
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TheWorst
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well i was sorta savin this one for my own video but i was thinkin about buying a whole bunch of bubble wrap and just jumping off stuff and running into eachother at full speed
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Dec 21 2003 9:27PM
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auski
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I filmed my friend air off our rugby clubhouse on a skateboard and land about 2 metres away from the board and break his arm.

hahahaha it was the funniest shit but i guess you had to be there
Dec 21 2003 9:29PM
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Infantz16
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shoot yourself in the foot with a paintball gun.

drink a gallon of milk in an hour.

swim in a kiddie pool of pudding.




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Dec 21 2003 9:35PM
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ECfreeski3
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pure genius^^


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Dec 21 2003 9:47PM
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TheWorst
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all those things that u mentioned are all too easy and not hardcore, right before im playin paintball i alwayz shoot myself in the foot to get my self pumped up
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Dec 21 2003 9:48PM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
hey you should break the camera that would be cool?
Dec 21 2003 10:10PM
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bum72287
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
this may sound crazy, but trust me, it works. alright, heres what you do:

1) drink alot of alcohal
2)get a giant hamster costume
3)steal a school bus (a real one, not the one the special kids take to school)
4)make the drunk kid wear the hamster suit and run down the street
5)make another kid (preferably on acid) chase the hamster kid with the bus
6)make the hamster boy run until he passes out, then run him over
7)back up, run him over again
8)repeat step 7

make sure there is one sober kid to film, it may sound dangerous, but whats more important, your meaningless lives, or the laughter of everyone who gets to watch it?
Dec 21 2003 10:17PM
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Naturalbornskier
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^worst idea ever





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Dec 21 2003 11:57PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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last year i slammed goose shit in my friends face. the best was his reactions and how pissed he was.
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 22 2003 12:05AM
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Kerflip
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
Hahaha.. and yea shooting youself in the foot with paintball.. who hasent done that bro.. i play tourny paintball ,that shit dont hurt lol

But.. play a few games of g string duals, damn thatd be fun considering i have the only gun around where i live that will break 21 balls per second mauhahaha
Dec 22 2003 12:11AM
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Kerflip
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
oh yea and by the way i shot a tweety with like 6 thumb tacs through it at my friend.. they stuck into his side.. yea you guys might want to watch that just to see his reaction hahahahaha
Dec 22 2003 12:12AM
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DrPepper
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i would watch that...

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Dec 22 2003 1:31AM
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Kerflip
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no problems, ill chug the tobasco and do the lines, and how about i squirt it in my friends eyes instead of drip it into my own.. itl e funnier that way dont you agree?
Dec 22 2003 2:23AM
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DrPepper
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no, it would be funnier if you both did it.

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Dec 22 2003 2:42AM
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cj
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fuck a man in the ass.

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Dec 22 2003 4:38AM
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hexum
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take a laxative, then when you have to shit, get a huge enema and walk up to a cop, drop your pants and squirt shit water all over them. Film that and maybe you will be famous... and in jail

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Dec 22 2003 9:43AM
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BrodyLeven
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kill yourself.
aaahhh hahahhahahahahahahahas


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Dec 22 2003 10:49AM
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gottarun
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this recipe requires
1 one school mascot uniform
1 one shopping cartfrom your local grocery store
a few peices of plywood (enough to make a good size jump
1 one crowd high school hallway
1 one good strong friend that can push you around 10 mph
ok so what your going to do is build the jump so you can get it in the doors of your school very easly and a lunch time you climb in to the mascot suit and the cart andgo forit
good luck!!
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Dec 22 2003 9:39PM
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gottarun
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that or you could reinact senes from the Princes Bride that is the most kick ass movie ever made ever
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Dec 22 2003 9:43PM
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