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White men cant jump

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AppSkier
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Im sick today and im sitting at home, watching this on comedy central. its pretty good.


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Dec 18 2003 8:23AM
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dpoiii
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ya except its hard to believe woody harrelson is a good player


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Dec 18 2003 10:08AM
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h3ofilms
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i watched that this morning when i woke up. Good movie, i dunno why i never got it on dvd

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Dec 18 2003 11:30AM
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Lateralis
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why is it hard to believe he is actually a good player?? is kevin costner really good at golf???? yes indeed he is


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Dec 18 2003 1:23PM
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jono
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speaking of kevin costner, he lived 4 houses down from me awhile ago. now he hates my town, because everyone was being friendly and he was fucking jackass. true story.
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Dec 18 2003 2:52PM
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Pipe_Munky
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that was a killer movie!




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Dec 18 2003 3:04PM
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master_hucker
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haha i saw that movie on espn classic a few days ago



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Dec 18 2003 3:23PM
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dpoiii
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well i could picture kevin costner being good at golf becuase hes white, basketball is a different type of sport..sorry lateralis if i was wrong in your mind..


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Dec 18 2003 6:22PM
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dilla_says_go
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how cool would it be if the whole movie was about some dude who literally couldnt jump. then at the end he jumped and when he landed his fat friend exploded.
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Dec 18 2003 8:51PM
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jarossamdb7
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good movie

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Dec 18 2003 9:02PM
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Lateralis
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dpoii, thats just because of stereotypes, everyone assumes that black people are better at basketball and white people are better at hockey and etc... but if its in you and you have the gift then it dont matter what color you are or what size


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Dec 18 2003 11:42PM
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doghoy
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^ hands down, i can agree to that
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Dec 19 2003 8:50AM
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bigair_clockboy
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White men can't jump...is one of the best movies in the history of movie making...Watch it
Dec 19 2003 10:04AM
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Concord
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I love that movie it is so funny

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Dec 19 2003 12:17PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Its a classic. You can see some areola in one of the shots of Woody's girlfriend. I think you can anyway.

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Dec 19 2003 3:23PM
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vtpublicenemy3
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thats a funny movie
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Dec 19 2003 5:57PM
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dpoiii
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my bad lateralis, it was kinda a joke i know what u mean though, i was expecting the less serious version of u haha


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Dec 20 2003 1:04AM
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Lateralis
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ive been heading in the seriousness lately, i dont know why,


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Dec 20 2003 10:20AM
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LineBoarder
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speaking of woody allen..... natural born killers was on a little while ago, kind of off subject of white man can't jump... but this movie is crazy, everytime i watch it its like i see something i didnt see before





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Dec 20 2003 2:51PM
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