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So me and my friends were all chillin in the backyard with a little bonfire. We were putting long sharp sticks in the fire and making flaming swords out of them (just for giggles). then my brother starts having a pretend sword fight with them. Looks like fun so I joined in. While my bro was making my friend walk backwards. I stuck my flaming wooden sword out and jabbed it in his butt and ended up stabbing him right in the bare ass cheek. How this happened, i dont know because he had jeans on. Anyway, he screams and runs into the house. In the long run he ended up having a massive burn (that looks like a brand in a cow), right on his ass.
What should I tell him to tell his parents about what happened to his ass?
