Replying to Funny quotes

I doesnt matter if its from someone on NS, or just a random person...FIRE AWAY!
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Jakes: 'I have had shits that were more progressive than Dash Longe'
PocketRocketRipper: 'One time my dog ate a whole box of crayons, the kind with 1000 colors and a sharpener on the back, and his shits were raimbow colored for a week. I guess you could call them progressive shits.'