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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
I doesnt matter if its from someone on NS, or just a random person...FIRE AWAY!
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Jakes: 'I have had shits that were more progressive than Dash Longe'
PocketRocketRipper: 'One time my dog ate a whole box of crayons, the kind with 1000 colors and a sharpener on the back, and his shits were raimbow colored for a week. I guess you could call them progressive shits.'
Dec 17 2003 6:50AM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
'is that the newschool harness look shane?'

'yea, you have to walk with your legs out like this, but it doesnt matter because you look so much cooler!'



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proud member of the KPP
and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
Dec 17 2003 10:25AM
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kds
Posts: 375 - Karma: 18
' hey eric.... is that non american kid down here'?? - red foreman
Dec 17 2003 12:09PM
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Rip
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
'if you sleep 4 hours fast, its like sleeping 8 hours' - Florida football coach Ron Zook in all his wisdom


Go bears presented by Bank One!!
Dec 17 2003 4:06PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
my ass cheeks started to quiver-from one of those shitting stories alpentalik started





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I lost control of my anus...--alpentalik

ilove the smell of napalm in the morning...snow smells good too
Dec 17 2003 4:35PM
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sickkid13
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
'its all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then its hilarious'

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HCC fo yo punk ass!

Smith, Obermeyer, and Fiji- (aint no thang)
Dec 17 2003 8:14PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
like i said in the other thread, you can only be young once but immature forever

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my words of wisdom
Dec 17 2003 8:28PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
'im a good hobo!'-my friend after making an entire lunch from stuff other people had given him
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fear makes it fun



member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do
Dec 17 2003 8:33PM
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rasser
Posts: 1703 - Karma: 12
'You have to be like this, not like that, that's gay, this is cool, you look gay when you do that, this is way cooler than that' all said in the same fuckin' phrase almost without getting a breath. I laughed my ass of when he skied the hill down like a downhillskier, but he was standing, not in crouch.
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'Fuck milk, got beer?'

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Dec 18 2003 1:10PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
''Teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test'' -President Bush
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Drop cliffs, not bombs
Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.
Dec 18 2003 1:23PM
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1080tahoegirl
Posts: 216 - Karma: 10
'i promise i won't laugh'........said by a 3 year-old who i was babysitting for who wanted to go into the bathroom with me
Dec 18 2003 6:24PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
^oh dear god^


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
Dec 19 2003 2:54PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
if shes old enough to sit at the table, shes old enough to eat!
...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise! --------------------I like to jam
Dec 19 2003 6:24PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
'im a little beer. no, drunk. im a little drunk'
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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Dec 19 2003 6:31PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
'Oh my god! That man is my exact double. HUH! That dog had a poofy tail! Here puff-puff!' - Homer
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Dec 19 2003 6:38PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
'this jump is three vinnies high' - vinny
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
Dec 19 2003 7:30PM
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CanadianSkierGirl
Posts: 75 - Karma: 10
'...ya so then i pulled down his pants down to his bare ass and yelled 'BITCH RACOON!' and raccoond his ass!' -J.D. the funniest fatass on earth
Dec 19 2003 7:49PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
tahoe girl can i come in too?
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Dec 19 2003 9:39PM
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CanadianSkierGirl
Posts: 75 - Karma: 10
hhahahahahha tahoegirl that's hilarious! and im lvin the icon!

'there's no such thing as a female leprachaun, why do u think leprachauns jack-off so much?'
-j.d.
Dec 19 2003 9:53PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
another babysitting tale:

girl: what is that alcohol called thats like maaaaarajoanica? i think thats what its called
me: ah, thats a drug, its called marajuana
girl: ohhhhhhh! thats sooo bad for you, isnt it? do you do it?
me: hahhahahhaa......no
girl: you sure?
me: oh yes
girl: ok, i mean, i dont want you doing that stuff, you know, it gives you herpes........

another one from babysitting:

boy: (with measuring tape in his hand) joanna...can i measure your head?
me: sure raymond
his sister: oh! can i measure your head too?
me: yes...
boy: (whispers into my ear) after my sisters is done, can i measure your boobs?



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Girls of NS represent
busted knees 4 LIFE
Dec 19 2003 10:03PM
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Breheny
Posts: 1262 - Karma: 436
^hahahahaha thats fukin hilarious! I hope you let that kid measure ur titties
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G_ F_CK Y_ _R S_LF
Would you like to bye a vowl?

Jakes: 'I have had shits that were more progressive than Dash Longe'
PocketRocketRipper: 'One time my dog ate a whole box of crayons, the kind with 1000 colors and a sharpener on the back, and his shits were raimbow colored for a week. I guess you could call them progressive shits.'
Dec 19 2003 10:49PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
Me: ok, raymond
boy: (runs away like theres no tomorrow and hides in his room the rest of the night)

oh well, guess he didnt have the balls



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Girls of NS represent
busted knees 4 LIFE
Dec 19 2003 10:52PM
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homocidal-grandson2021
Posts: 70 - Karma: 9
one time when i was babysitting grandma who is in a wheelchair she had to shit so i pushed her into nearby traffic
Dec 19 2003 10:54PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Can I measure them?
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Dec 20 2003 1:24AM
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Skier711
Posts: 375 - Karma: 11
'If there were no women left in the world? I'd probably have sex with a fax machine.'
- Tag Kleiner
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Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp His Ass.
Dec 20 2003 3:13PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
homo grandson ur a dumbass
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Dec 20 2003 3:19PM
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