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Fireworks Hurt Stories

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infedel_one
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So on New Years we shot off a bunch of Exalibur fireworks which are really powerful and totally fuckin awesome when ur smashed...we used up like 30 out of the 48 that we bought...jump to today

We decided we would shoot off the rest of the exalibur's since the kid who bought them was going back home to Mass. the next day...we get down to the last 3 fireworks and decide to shoot them off at the same time all tied together so they would suposedly go off at the same time...didnt work out

The first firework that went up was awesome...buttt it knocked over the other two tubes...

This i didnt know so i continued to stand about 10 ft. away...the next one blows off with a huge bang out of the tube and about a milisecond later it fuckin tanks it into my ankle...luckily i was wearing some nifty timberlands i picked up for new years...party dont ask...it hit right below my ankle bone which is a good thing...but it fuckin hurt like a bitch...i fell to the ground into the fetal position cause it hadnt exploded, and it exploded right behind me

I got up and started to hobble sprint to the house cause i new the other one had fallen over too...that one shot in the other direction thankfully...so anyone else got any firework accident stories??

Jan 2 2009 9:17PM
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Aaaron.
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i heard a story about a kid who got dared to light off a bottle rocket in his mouth.  he didn't get money for it.  it was just a stupid dare.  the idiot bit down on the stem as it ignited.  it blew out all but 6 off his teeth right out of his mouth.

Jan 2 2009 9:24PM
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Calb3rt
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i used to have a black lab who hated fireworks and would run up to the tubes and bark at them inches away while they were going off. we set up one of those multi-shot fountains that explode too, it was beefy and it was the grand finale. well we lit it and as soon as it started going off my dog ran over and picked it up and started shaking it vigorously and it was shooting in every direction and i almost took one in the face. it burned all the hair off his throat and chest. it finally stopped shooting and my dog was very pleased with himself so we threw the whole thing in the fire because it was spent, or so we thought. turns out my dog shook it so hard that it stopped and when we threw it in the fire it started back up and everyone started scrambling again...

another time i was having a roman candle battle and i chased down one of my friends little brothers and shot him in the back of the head, the firework got stuck behind his ear and kinda fused his ear to his head.
Jan 2 2009 9:27PM
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908
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i was at my friends house one night and after much alcohol IN the hot tub (terrible idea,i blacked out almost instantly) and my friend had a blowtorch in his garage. i thought it would be a fantastic idea to light off these shitty ass fireworks with a blowtorch. i lit a few successfully and then somehow i burnt my hand with the blowtorch. im not really sure how it happened cause i was fucking retarded but it hurt like a bitch and i woke up with a few big ass blisters on my thumb
Jan 2 2009 9:37PM
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Peach.
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I was screwing around last summer and had a firecracker go off in my hand i still have numbness in my thumb
Jan 2 2009 9:49PM
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kylemiller
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i haven't really had any, but one time my friend put a bottle rocket in his butt, long story it didn't come out till the very last minute.. and came right buy my face and blew up...bad idea
Jan 2 2009 10:12PM
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Aaaron.
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uh...
no homo?
Jan 2 2009 10:13PM
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jeremy.g
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i was at my uncles for the 4th one year, with my cousin. we shot a rocket out of pvc pipe over the length and a guy in his boat was going to get hit by it but he jumped into the lake. it was epic, and my dad was pissed when the guy came over and flipped.
Jan 3 2009 12:40AM
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Moonlight
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Batting Practice with bottle rockets and goggles

Actually hit one

Jan 3 2009 12:43AM
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Skibumsmith
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OK so this past 4th. We get some big fireworks. And we're settin them up in the dark so we can't really see. Normally you put the firework in the tube so it shoots straight up. Fuck that. My friend lights in on the ground. After a few seconds nothing happens and then all of the sudden huge explosion. I'm like shit shit fire the shit and I hit the deck. no one got hurt ahhhh motherland!
Jan 3 2009 12:54AM
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HenniferLopez
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I heard about some kids a couple years ago in Whitefish, MT who tried to blow up a cement mailbox with a sparkler bomb. one of the kids was too close when it went off and it like blew up his pelvis or something. apparently the kid almost bled to death. can anyone from wf vouch for this?
Jan 3 2009 12:57AM
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Canuker
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people are dumb...
Jan 3 2009 1:33AM
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Jordan
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aye sir. Hopefully natural selection takes care of them fast...
Jan 3 2009 1:43AM
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cclan
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Jan 3 2009 2:32AM
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TheGrudge
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probably getting hated on for this, but its the best I've got...

When we were younger, like 8-10 we used to run around with those sparkling "fireworks" sticks they put on cakes and what not... so were all out in the backyard when my sister slips, her hand goes into her jacket and flames up
I was the hero of the day for pulling it off her and jumping on it lol
Jan 3 2009 5:24AM
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h_bar
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i loled
Jan 3 2009 8:50AM
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miralas
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right before i left for basic training a friend brought over a box of artillery shells. we were throwin them under cars(cuz for some reason that makes them extra obnoxious , idk wtf i was thinkin) and when i threw my last one it went off early and blew most of the skin off the right part of my right hand, with second degree burns covering the majority of it. next day, i jumped on the plane to texas. got me out of so much trouble!


morale of the story: blow the skin off ur hand right before basic training, its worth it.
Jan 3 2009 9:59AM
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DANETRON
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hahahah funny shit.
Jan 3 2009 3:25PM
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PopsicleStand
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gory fireworks pictures

Jan 3 2009 5:14PM
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cclan
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way to ruin the fun for every one
Jan 3 2009 5:22PM
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Peach.
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that website is seriously fucked up
Jan 3 2009 5:32PM
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OAK_TREE
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when i was about 12 we had a bunch of these firecrackers that had strings on each end. you pull the two strings apart and the firework goes bang. well the firecracker was really close to one end so i thought i would pull it towards the center. bad idea, as it went off in my hand and made my ear ring for about 30 mins. didn't do any lasting damage but it was scary for the time. never have i touched one again.
Jan 3 2009 5:45PM
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BigJew
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When I was like... 10 my brought some firecrackers back from somewhere and I decided to play with one on our deck. I didn't want to hold it so without thinking I put it on our glass patio table and lit it. It shattered the table and scared the balls off of me.
Jan 3 2009 6:43PM
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Elg
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I went night skiing on new years eve, and we brought some fireworks with us to the hill. we shot some roman candles from the parking lot, and then some guys gave us lots of fire crackers.
We decided to throw them off the lift, but one of them fell apart (this was one of those where like 10 fire crackers are wrapped together) so we decided to light them one at the time. The guy sitting next to us asked us if we were lighting a joint, and if course we said yes! Then he asked if he could have some, so we gave him one assuming he would notice what it was.
Off course he didn't and after lighting it we knocked it out of his hand and the fire cracker went off before it hit the ground.

It turend out the guy was really drunk, and he would probably have tried to smoke the thing if we didn't stop him..
Jan 3 2009 7:10PM
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infedel_one
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fireworks are awesome goin off the lift cause they fuckin bang and echo so loud therr...we shot morars off the lift once...it was soooooo sik
Jan 3 2009 7:30PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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A mortar blew up in the tube last year and the plastic base of the tube exploded and a piece hit my girlfriend in the face and eye.  Had to drive to the ER at like 1:30.
Jan 3 2009 7:35PM
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m.brus
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there is this farmer up the road and we put firecrackers in his mailbox. Haha
Jan 3 2009 7:50PM
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