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This man had three daughters. The first walked up to him and asks, 'daddy, why am i named Rose?' He replies, 'because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head.' His second daughter walks up and asks, 'daddy, why am i called Tulip?' He replies, 'because when you were born a tulip petal fell on your head.' His third daughter walks up and says, 'gjkfkfkkkfldkssfdkflksdfgkl' He says, 'what do you want Cinderblock.'