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strangest loveline call...

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winterparksuks
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probaly the guy who said he had sex in prison and got pregnant. that was priceless
well let's hear em





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Dec 15 2003 1:08PM
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d-loc
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^ haha classical. i dont watch love line anymore, used to on mtv like 7 years ago but theirs only soo much you can take. so i have since not watched/listened forever


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Dec 15 2003 1:10PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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its all about the guy experimenting in the bathroom with the plunger stuck to the floor... get a little anal pleasure sliding the pole... then he slipped... sodomized by a plunger.
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Dec 15 2003 2:02PM
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winterparksuks
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holy shit i never heard that haha





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Dec 15 2003 3:48PM
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cobalt
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i liked the episode when bill nye was on, and adam kept ranting about nail clippers and crows and ny ekept saying you're a dick.

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Dec 15 2003 4:01PM
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TheWorst
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what the hell is love line?!?! sounds pretty funny tho


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Dec 15 2003 4:26PM
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ECfreeski3
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it's where people call in with sex questions and an old lady answers them


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Dec 15 2003 4:31PM
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winterparksuks
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^actually adam corolla(man show) and dr.drew. answer them





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Dec 15 2003 4:59PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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the old lady show is Talk Sex with Sue Johansen. She is also on the Sunday Night Sex show which is pretty much the same. Theyre on oxygen.

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Dec 15 2003 5:16PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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the funniest one for me was when a guy phoned and asked them not to laugh, and of course they said they werent going to. so he said that he was a 'herbasexual'. apparently he got turned on by holes and knots in trees. what a dirt bag

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Dec 15 2003 5:26PM
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Ski-hobo
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^ how could you not laugh at that.


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Dec 15 2003 7:56PM
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that was me da...i mean...oh shit!







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Dec 15 2003 8:36PM
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winterparksuks
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herbasexual? hahahahahaha





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Dec 15 2003 8:43PM
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cams
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sunday night sex with sue!! shit that's the best shit ever!!


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Dec 15 2003 8:54PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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haha, i remembered that show, she was funny cause she was always so blunt, but i dont like to hear about old people having sex, sure they do it, i dont care, just i dont wanna hear bout it

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
Dec 16 2003 12:22AM
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therealjerk
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they aren't making new episodes with Corrolla and Dr. Drew are they?

oh, and the best ever is the guy who called in and said he masturbate with raw ground beef and peanut butter. and of course, adam eventually asked the big question 'Chunky or Creamy?' good fucking times


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i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420
Dec 16 2003 2:18AM
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huckmynuts
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old ass forum


The shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
Feb 10 2004 9:45AM
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doghoy
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^idiot
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Feb 10 2004 10:01AM
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feezy
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I listen religiously.
Here goes the greatest call ever: Dude calls in and tells Drew and Adam about some crappy story, somehow aludes to the fact he had been to the cemetary at 2 in the morning. They asked why and he said to get a skull. They pressed on and he said he broke into one of those body vaults and tore a rotting head off of some old woman. They continulally asked him why he needed a real skull, his reply? For his fish tank. They asked him how he got the skin off and he said he boiled it for a couple of days. They asked him again, why do you need a REAL skull, and he said it was for his fish tank.
For two weeks they talked about him and called him back, and they finally found out that he had used a crowbar to hack her haed off and was only interested in a real skull because a fake skull was... fake.
Best call ever.
Anything with David Allen Gere is freakin hilarious. And the plunger dude was hanging onto the curtains in his bathtub and the curtains ripped so he fell with all of his weight on the plunger. He had to go the ER and Drew said it happens alot.


Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

Feb 10 2004 12:18PM
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winterparksuks
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^ i remember that call
d a g is i s great








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Feb 10 2004 2:46PM
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SUpilot
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heard it on the radio show....so this chick calls in and starts talking about how much he loves having sex with her boyfriend. she then exclaimed how much she likes the feel of him coming in her. after stating that her question asked if it was bad to make her boyfriend urinate up inside her immediately after he comes. she had been doing it for a few months.
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Feb 10 2004 3:31PM
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Insomniac
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whwhwhwhat?

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Feb 10 2004 3:59PM
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Jackpot
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girls.. *shakes head*

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Feb 10 2004 4:24PM
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