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Runnin' From the Ski Patrol!!!

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Dainsey
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So today we were over at Moonlight Basin and were transferring over back to Big Sky to mac on some Yeti Dogs (best food ever) on our way over, my friend Brock jumped a rope becuase he got cut off by a gaper on his way into the park. A 56 year old ski patrolmen with a haggard beard flagged him down and stopped him. "Hey you know you're not supposed to jump the rope right?" "Yeah i'm sorry i apologize i just got cut off and had too much speed" ski patrolmen says alright well i'm going to have to pull your pass for a few days...come down to the lodge. IMMEDIATELY after he says that, my friend just books it. The patrolmen tries to grab him but Brock was too fast. Going down the bunny hill, he jumped over a snowboarder that had fallen down and stiff armed a magic carpet lifty that tried tackle him. The patrolmen is trying to catch up with him and Brock is in a full tuck down the mountain. Most everyone is cheering for him (even some of the lifties) as he cruises down the mtn. We lost him. So we went back to my friends condo and on our way there we see the ski patrolmen. He asks us if we knew the kid and we said he didn't and he said have a nice day. When I walk into my condo, Brock is just chillin in there like nothin happened. Funniest thing i have everr seen. But he wears a G-Suit so the patrol will know who he is..but whatever. Kid is o.g. give him some street cred.
sparknotes:friend ran from ski patrol and got away
Jan 1 2009 2:15AM
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inactive
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cred awarded
Jan 1 2009 2:16AM
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Dainsey
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the kids newschoolers account is ****BP** give the kid credit!! lol
Jan 1 2009 2:17AM
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Scott~
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Hahahaha, in reality they cant do anything about it, I say good job~
Jan 1 2009 2:18AM
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AptosFreeskier
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They will probally ban him from the mountain. That was a stupid idea. freal
Jan 1 2009 2:28AM
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Scott~
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They dont know exactly who it was, wear a different jacket, problem solved~
Jan 1 2009 3:02AM
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Cuckoo
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All i have to say is " AH AH HA" Brock is the bomb
Jan 1 2009 3:04AM
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GratefulShred
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hahahaha i always wanted to be put in the situation where i could do that.

cred to brock the pokemon trainer.
Jan 1 2009 3:46AM
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unchyll
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had a friend that got rolled up on ski patrol smoking
i guess he booked it and they found him in the parking lot
haha
guess your friend had beter luck
Jan 1 2009 6:01AM
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[BRI]noceros
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hahaha that's great. good luck to him
Jan 1 2009 8:26AM
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line1260skier
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i have always wanted to get in a chase with patrol but i have never been stopped by one just yelled at to slow down. cool story though.
Jan 1 2009 11:10AM
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Dylan_
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hahahaha, props
Jan 1 2009 11:24AM
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pianoman
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fuck yes, that's what i'm talking about. brock the skier has some serious balls though
Jan 1 2009 11:50AM
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h_bar
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the question is, did he pull out his pokéball and sent Onyx after the patroler since he got away ?
Jan 1 2009 11:56AM
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BMB
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stiff armed the lifty, PROPS, wish i couldve been there.
Jan 1 2009 12:09PM
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mellifluous
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haha awesome.
Jan 1 2009 12:57PM
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J-Evs
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ive always wanted to get in a chase cuz i would just book it through the woods at my home mountain
Jan 1 2009 1:08PM
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Style+eeze
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haha that's tight
Jan 1 2009 1:08PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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You only have one option, tie the patroler up, tie him to a tree, set an avy off right in his path, and their you go, no one will ever know!
Jan 1 2009 1:14PM
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BigRodRiley
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haha solid gold.
Jan 1 2009 1:14PM
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ski420patrol
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I work there u made that up.

Jan 1 2009 4:52PM
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Skierguy1234
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i really hope another kid in a g-suit comes up to the mountain tomoro and the ski patrol guy tries to pull his pass.  that would be hilarious.
Jan 1 2009 5:02PM
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Dainsey
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i didn't make that up.
ask any gaper that rides the magic carpet
that shits for real
stfu
Jan 1 2009 6:21PM
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KarmaInitiative
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Thats sick, u shooda got it on film
Jan 1 2009 6:30PM
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Dainsey
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^ya my friend had his fx1 in hand and was turning it on and he was like FUCK FUCK it's not turning on

it wooda been epic tho
Jan 1 2009 6:38PM
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eheath
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I have a feeling that is a very exaggerated story.
Jan 1 2009 6:45PM
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Mooserz
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Sounds like some Curtis shit
Jan 1 2009 6:45PM
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Dainsey
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why so much hate?
i haven't seen one of ur posts positive
u weren't even fuckin there fuckin noob
Jan 1 2009 6:49PM
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eheath
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Not hating just saying. Im sure the story is true but the details seem exaggerated.
Jan 1 2009 6:50PM
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Static
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what is so wild about the story? maybe other people cheering him on, but otherwise I don't see anything to call shenanigan's on. It's not like he stabbed the patroler or anything, I dunno, it seems pretty plausible.
Jan 1 2009 6:57PM
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kreationkid
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hahahha soo funny dam couldnt get that on camera!
Jan 1 2009 7:04PM
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Dainsey
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ya i knw the kid was prty pissed too..we gave him lots of shit
and every detail is true...wat seems not true?
Jan 1 2009 7:10PM
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eheath
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I dunno, nevermind it haha.
Jan 1 2009 7:19PM
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Dainsey
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i'm pretty sure i saw u at moonlight yesterday...were u there?
Jan 1 2009 7:22PM
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ski93
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haha thats great i wish your friend could of got it on camera
Jan 1 2009 7:32PM
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brandon_
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NOT HATING .... but the fact that everyone was cheering him on ... ?  thjat seems kinda exagerated but the rest seems real ...
Jan 1 2009 7:35PM
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lineskier10
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one time when i was night skiing at brighton i was using my buddies pass and i went through this traverse through the woods that connected the two parks, but because it was in the woods it was closed at night, so as soon as i come out theres a ski patroller standing right there yelling STOP STOP, i just kept gong on past him and tucked and proceeded to straightline the rest of the mountain, he attempted to chase me but he was an old fucker so i blew his ass out of the water and when i made it to the bottom of the hill i just kept right on going into the parking lot, I then chilled in the parking lot for about 20 minutes and walked right back to the lift and skied for the rest of the night, it was awesome
Jan 1 2009 7:40PM
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Sean...M
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I fuck with this one ski patroller so hard at my hill. I'll always hit his ass with my pole, give him the finger, step on his bindings to pop him out, get into chases with him.

Its too bad he's my dad..
Jan 1 2009 8:37PM
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MadSteezin
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I think a re-enactment is a MUST!
Jan 1 2009 8:50PM
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Canuker
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it doesnt seem exagerated to me, like at my hill i could see that happening. Especially if you were skiing under a lift, at my hill our small park is under the lift and when ever you stomp something people usually cheer you on, which makes you feel stoked. but when you eat shit people laugh and hate.

and thats sicks, ive always wanted to do that aswell

Jan 1 2009 9:11PM
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neon1peace
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yeah he prolly shouldve just skied down to the lodge and talked to the manager cuz the patroller really didnt have a case for taking his pass away.

But it was still an awesome story +street cred
Jan 1 2009 9:37PM
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twin-tip-hero
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haha thats epic.   it would suck if the ski patroler got a hold of him.  he would of been done-zo
Jan 1 2009 10:18PM
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K2skipunk
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cuz all ski patrol peeps are ghey, they suck. I can handle my self, ill never need their help. i hate all ski patrol.

haha, jk. i love you mr patrol man steve.
Jan 1 2009 10:30PM
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eheath
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Sure wasn't.
Jan 1 2009 10:35PM
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bermbuster49
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i'm all about stiff arming lift atendee's
Jan 1 2009 11:00PM
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caucasian_chad
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This is good stuff to know because there is a power tripping security guy at my hill.  He yelled at me for stepping on the motherfucking stairs in the lodge too hard.  If he ever tries to pull my pass for some stupid shit like that, I'll just walk over to the admin offices and nicely tell them how much of a douche this guy is.
Jan 2 2009 12:03AM
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