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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
me and my friend are super bored and we want like super deep shit to ponder. like stoner shit that you can argue for hours. like random deep theorys and such, please help, +karma
Dec 31 2008 2:17AM
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
when a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make any noise?
Dec 31 2008 2:19AM
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namechange
Posts: 272 - Karma: 131
yeah it does. dont you watch family guy?
Dec 31 2008 2:21AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
did jesus smoke weed?
Dec 31 2008 2:25AM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
when you pop your zits do you stop squeezing at the first sign of blood or do you like to bleed a little? when you fuck girls in the back do you like to rub your finger in her butt a little before you stick it in her mouth? as a kid when you used to give girls hugs did you make it a point to press your little dick into wherever your pelvis makes it up to just for that little extra "oomph"? do you take a little toilet paper off the roll to protect your hands from bathroom germs when you lift the seat at a public urinal?

after you've answered these questions, ask yourself, why, and am i the only one who did it?
Dec 31 2008 2:26AM
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
touché
Dec 31 2008 2:34AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Does the world outside that closed door really exist?

Does the world go black when you close your eyes?

If everything in the entire universe is made up of the exact same stuff does distance really even have a meaning?

How many government conspiracies are actually true?

There is a normal, 4 walled house and every wall faces south.  What color is the bear that walks by?
Dec 31 2008 2:41AM
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aurora.
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 104
are fractals the basis for the universe (is math the basis of the universe)?

what would happen if thoughts had a physical manifestation in a parallel universe? what would that world look like? how would thoughts actually manifest themselves physically?

think about how everything is connected and every action has a ramification. if you said one word differently what would change? if you decided to do one thing differently how would that change the whole world? think about all the people in your life like a giant pinball game....meeting one person lead you to meet another person and so on and so forth...how could that path change?

go to a crowded area and just people watch. there's so much to learn.

read a physics textbook
Dec 31 2008 3:41AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
or you could watch a movie and have a beer................................................
Dec 31 2008 3:45AM
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KJL.
Posts: 307 - Karma: 11

are there colors we can't see, try and imagine what they would look like.                                      

Dec 31 2008 3:49AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60

yes

no

yes, it does.

maybe like one or two. max.

fuck you?

Dec 31 2008 3:53AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60

yes

no

yes, it does.

maybe like one or two. max.

fuck you?

Dec 31 2008 3:55AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60

yes

no

yes, it does.

maybe like one or two. max.

fuck you?

Dec 31 2008 4:01AM
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