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Fucking bloody noses

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MESKI
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so ive had my nose cauterized twice in 2 weeks (3rd time most likely next fri) and im still getting bloody noses. got one right now, they are so annoying and last forever. anyone else get them bad like me? minimum 45 mins for me. longest has been 3.5 hours which ended up me in the hospital.
Dec 31 2008 12:44AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
My bro used to get them daily.  Landed him a great nickname at school, Nosebleed.
Dec 31 2008 12:48AM
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TerraceSkier18
Posts: 120 - Karma: 11
Thats really lame dude. Is it just random nosebleeds or for a reason?
Dec 31 2008 12:49AM
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A.P.
Posts: 667 - Karma: 136
I have been getting them the last few weeks very bad, almost twice everyday.  They dont last long but are extremely annoying.  I think im going to go to the ENT here soon...
Dec 31 2008 12:52AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i get them a good amount, fucking terrible
i got paired with a super hot girl in math class and right when we started working my nose just started gushing and it was terrible, i bled all over the paper and wanted to kill myself
Dec 31 2008 12:54AM
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MESKI
Posts: 942 - Karma: 220
yah random bleeds, mostly from the dry weather. my nose is as bad as a chicks vag during the heavy flow.
Dec 31 2008 12:56AM
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TerraceSkier18
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Hahaha dude thats shitty. Well hope it gets better. I have that shit happening sometimes but not that bad.
Dec 31 2008 12:58AM
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Mac.
Posts: 953 - Karma: 24
For the past 5 years I have gotten them just about every day from mid November to early April for no reason at all.

But I haven't gotten one for about 5 days, it is truly amazing, a record for me
Dec 31 2008 1:07AM
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Boggnarly
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Yeah i had to fucking get mine cauterized, sucked so bad getting huge ass nose bleeds in class. I skipped like half a class sitting in the bathroom waiting for mine to stop.
Dec 31 2008 1:37AM
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popNfresh44
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i get them once in a while, sometimes they take a long time to stop. but they usually happen at the most inconvenient times, like when im washing my face
Dec 31 2008 1:51AM
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huge-go
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I used to get a ton. This one time in gr. 3, I fell asleep in class with my face on my hoodie. My teacher woke me up and the left side of my face was covered in blood, and the hoodie was ruined. Thank fuck that's over. Now I'll get them when I like come home from skiing, and then in the shower they'll start, pretty minor though. Maybe try like moisturizing your nose? Sounds a little gnarly, but maybe just take some vaseline, and just kind of pick your nose. Might be kind of weird, but I think it'd be worth it if they're that bad.
Dec 31 2008 2:08AM
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rockyhockey11187
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you blow?
Dec 31 2008 2:53AM
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Nicholas.
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yeah when i was young i used to get them allllll the time while i slept, ruined mad pillows. put a humidifier in my room and it helped i think.

haha got one today though, my girlfriend accidentally jacked me with her shoulder in the nose harddddddd. i didnt want to make her feel bad so i was like nah its fine but then blood started coming out and i ran to the bathroom.

Dec 31 2008 3:03AM
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bhill2.0
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this is the nerdiest thread on newschoolers to date.
Dec 31 2008 10:57AM
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ParkE
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yes bro i used to get them exactly like you. cuaterized few times still nothing. so they decided i had a broken septum. that means cuaterizing aint doing shit. they told me the surgery would be breaking my nose and it should fix it. so fuck surgery i got drunk and let my friend break my nose. fixed it by the week after
Dec 31 2008 11:02AM
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no_steeze
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yeah because nerds are more prone to nosebleeds....you sound like a fool!!
Dec 31 2008 11:07AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
shit must be potent........

or cut with ice
Dec 31 2008 11:19AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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lay off the blow
Dec 31 2008 11:36AM
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BigRodRiley
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you my son need a humidifier. its the dry air in the winter time.
Dec 31 2008 11:48AM
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Clifford996
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haha dude... my friend used to get nosebleeds during the night when he was sleeping.... we would call them massacres because i looked like someone was murdered in his bed
Dec 31 2008 12:18PM
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MESKI
Posts: 942 - Karma: 220
yah i just cant lay off the coke, its just so good... but no, i use all types of shit to moisturize my nose and whatnot and have a humidifier, doesnt help much though. and the cauterizing has helped a bit so i dont think im gunna break my nose haha.
Dec 31 2008 12:27PM
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Mac.
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 I have one at my dads house, but not my moms (which is where I am most of the time).

Plus it is very rare that I get them while I sleep, I tend to get them during the day a hell of a lot more, especially in school.
Dec 31 2008 1:35PM
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notomatoplz
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get tested for anemia?
Dec 31 2008 1:44PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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i call them nose period,
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+vibes man
Dec 31 2008 3:18PM
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MESKI
Posts: 942 - Karma: 220
yah so i just had one that lasted 2 hours. good thing there were good movies on to watch.
Dec 31 2008 4:05PM
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cool.
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i used t get them allll the time, i put a humidifier in my room now i dont get them anymore
Dec 31 2008 6:48PM
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JOP178
Posts: 111 - Karma: 10
I would check the Nosbleed Section in the Hillop Hoods cult.
Dec 31 2008 6:52PM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
witty. although it's a heck of a song

Hope you Nasal period works out, have you tried sticking a tampon up there?
Dec 31 2008 6:56PM
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MadSteezin
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My old man once told me that taking a vitamin will stop nose bleeds so go google it. Its either vitamin E, A, C, or D. haha thats prolly like every vitamin out there but its one of those, i think.
Jan 1 2009 12:27AM
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Hannah.
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my bro used to get them daily
he had his tonsils out and that helped
Jan 1 2009 12:42AM
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Mac.
Posts: 953 - Karma: 24
I want to get ti cauterized but my doctor is holding it off for some reason.
Jan 1 2009 12:13PM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
According to wikipedia; topically applied Cocaine can stop nosebleeds, sounds like a plan to me.....
Jan 1 2009 12:21PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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i feel your pain bro...i tried to get mine cauterized but when they tried to find the vein that was causing the problem they never found it so basically they said there is nothing they could do
Jan 1 2009 4:34PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
bull shit man its most likely your septum
Jan 2 2009 11:50AM
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quixotic
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When I was younger I got them all the time. Like 3 or 4 a week. I haven't had one start up out of no where in a long time though. Woo!
Jan 2 2009 12:34PM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
Finally. Someone who took my advice and topically applied Cocaine.
Jan 2 2009 2:31PM
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Peach.
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my dads friend gets them like crazy his wife is a nurse and says what they do at the hospital is cut a tampon in half and stick it up there man i laughed so hard when i heard that until I realized she was serious.
Jan 2 2009 2:46PM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
half a tampon: Super absorbent and the perfect fit, what more do you want ?!!
Jan 2 2009 2:55PM
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MESKI
Posts: 942 - Karma: 220
yah, when they pack it they use tampons for your nose.... just got my nose cauterized for the 3rd time in 5 weeks, lets hope it worked... my nose dr. said i could also go under and they do a deeper cauterization, so if this doesnt work thats what i gotta do... suckkks
Jan 2 2009 3:08PM
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urmainman
Posts: 118 - Karma: 10
yeah dude i got a real bad one yesterday for about 5 hours yesterday when i got my nose broken. I wrote about it in the why you should be careful off the hill thread on ski grabber.
Jan 3 2009 11:47PM
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i.ski.troll.
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i got one yesterday but thats cause i over shot on an unnaty 5 and smashed me face(broken nose, and minor concussion)  but if the weather is really dry then i get them really bad
Jan 4 2009 12:24AM
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Corben
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hookers n blow, hookers n blow
Jan 4 2009 12:29AM
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laxstar
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when i was in mexico for spring break me and my buddies walk down to the bar to start drinking for the night and of course as soon as i start taking a couple drinks my nose explodes with blood and everyone there just stared at me everyone deff thought i was blowing a lil coke
Jan 4 2009 2:35AM
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Elijah.
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Only time I've had a nosebleed was when I was playing pickup basketball and a guys shoulder just destroyed my nose.
Jan 4 2009 2:47AM
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BikeMlatt69
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i get them probably twice or three times a week, my friends make so much fun of me cause when they barely smack my nose, it bleeds
Jan 4 2009 11:31AM
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