Are lifties out to get skiers?¿?

So today started out like any other, i awoke up and went to the local mountain bogus basin. I had forgotten my poles and so did my friend Chris. The first time we got to the lift the liftie told my friend to not touch the chair in front of us. So Chris didn't say anything. We took a run and then got back onto the lift and when we went to get off the liftie told us to wait and get off earlier, so we said ok and skied away. After a mad shred sesh we decided to go to the same lift and take a couple groomers, so as we got off again the liftie told me that he was pissed and was going to take my pass, so i told him in the most politest way that there is no fucking way he is getting my pass. My friend chris told him nicely to fuck off and we skied away. But out of no where here come two 40 year olds yes 2 40 year olds came at us and called us some mean names and we had politelly asked them to leave us alone butone of them charged my good friend chris and he had assumed the position of full tuck (and for those who dont know tha advantage of a ful tuck is, it will gain more speed faster) and tried to ram him. Well chris was not gunna have any of that horse play and pushed the forty year old off and the 40 year old fell. Chris didnt wanna leave it at that so he skied towards him (25 feet) and procedeed in buttering onto the mans back and then kick him with his ski on SKI STILL ON! Then he took off his skis and went over to the old man and the old man was on all fours swing at chris' penis. So chris white washed him and punched him a couple of times and then we skied away.

The day was a tragic day for the old man who was 40 years old trying to beat a 16 year old. Well the liftie told ski patrol that we were harassing him and many others but the ski patrol believed our story and told the liftie to stfu.