Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

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Insane

e-mail my mom showed me

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a
Deserted street with your wife
And
Two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
Comes
Around the corner, locks eyes with you,
Screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
Knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds
Before he reaches you and your family. What
Do
You do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's
Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does
The man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
Would inspire
Him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
Think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
And knock
The knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
This situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
Of message
Does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
Happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
He be
Content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
On, could my
Family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
Paint and weed day and
Make this a happier, healthier street that
Would
Discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to
Debate this with
Some friends for a few days and try to come to a
Consensus.

.. .................................................. ..........

Republican's
Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
The
Winchester
Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next
One?'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'

Dec 30 2008 3:29PM

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Tinga

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Crazy Fool

it's kinda funny but it seems a little biased.

Dec 30 2008 3:35PM

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Style+eeze

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No Life

agreed. but democrat for sure

Dec 30 2008 3:39PM

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skibikeclambake

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semi red neck

Dec 30 2008 3:51PM

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Shredneck

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Redneck fo sho

Dec 30 2008 4:33PM

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smuggsVT

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its supposed to be biased, its a joke

Dec 30 2008 4:46PM

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TheClap.

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@th1337

bhahahahaha

Dec 30 2008 4:49PM

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Bob_Gnarley

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Insane

redneck fo sho.

being redneck is fun though you get to drive ATVs and shoot guns in public. People don't give a shit either, if you are in the right area.

Dec 30 2008 5:10PM

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h_bar

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Insane

my neck is obviously as red as the stripes in the american flag.

Dec 30 2008 5:14PM

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NC-skier

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Ridiculous

redneck of course

Dec 30 2008 6:43PM

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MangoSteeze

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Ridiculous

redneck all the way

Dec 30 2008 7:06PM

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inactive

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No Life

your a fucking european shut up.

i kid

Dec 30 2008 7:08PM

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twix_182

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Crazy Fool

id aim the gun at him to hopefully get him to stop and if he proceeded id just shoot him in the foot. not gonna kill him, but i dont want a random dude no matter who he is coming at me with a knife.
i dunno which one that would go under.

Dec 30 2008 7:15PM

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Snowcase

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Crazy Fool

Or the independent:

You would react based on the situation without prior commitment to either side with only your best interests in mind.

Dec 30 2008 7:46PM

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coolhandluke

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i doubt many people on this website even own kimber 1911s, let alone carry 8+1 45s. shit weighs a fucking ton.

Dec 30 2008 8:07PM

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skiminnesota

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Crazy Fool

im on the fence for this one....... or not.

BANG!

wouldnt matter what religion he was though, if i have the means to successfully protect my family from certain harm i will take said action.

although, who knows, maybe if we sat down had a nice cup of coffee and had a discussion with the man maybe i could stop him... hahahahahahaha

Dec 30 2008 10:01PM

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Bepo

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Crazy Fool

well providing that you're an expert shot, my answer was to shoot the knife out of his hand

Dec 30 2008 10:10PM

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49566738265

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Newb

Good answer, but what happens when he keeps coming? If he doesn't care about the gun the first time I doubt he's going to stop.

Dec 30 2008 10:20PM

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coolhandluke

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the 45 ACP was designed to stop crazy philippinos in an all-out death charge. it is one of the best combat handgun rounds due to its incredible stopping power.

even if you're wearing a vest, two 230grains in the chest will feel like super-juiced up barry bonds and sammy sosa took swings at your chest with their bats. that would be slow you down long enough for two better-placed rounds in your head. and then the third step would be two more in the pelvic region to dismantle your mobility if you are still approaching for some reason. thanks.

Dec 30 2008 10:27PM

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sykonaut

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Loner

I would shoot him in the shoulder..then proceed to shove the knife he had into his shoulder and let him sit on the ground and bleed out.

Dec 30 2008 10:28PM

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Dobies.

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Insane

conservative Republican

Dec 30 2008 10:40PM

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mokeefe257

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Ridiculous

hahahah nice email

Dec 30 2008 10:47PM

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Shpadoinkle

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Crazy Fool

I'm a redneck.

...

Yeaup.

Dec 30 2008 10:47PM

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idontactuallyski

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republican

Dec 30 2008 11:06PM

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skithesprings

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Crazy Fool

how do you plan on shooting a running man in the foot? even an expert would have a pretty damn hard time doing that.

i would try to reason with the man, of course by reason i mean shoot in the face / center mass

Dec 30 2008 11:21PM

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twix_182

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Crazy Fool

well by foot i mean down there. pretty much anything below knee. expert aimer should have a ny sort of a problem with that. and expert aimers know how to shoot at moving objects anyways. and plus its not running sideways and is riunning head on means u dont have to worry about leading nearly as much.

Dec 31 2008 12:46AM

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