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10 funny golf sayings

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k2yeags
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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.




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Dec 10 2003 10:46PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
seen it and not funny
Dec 10 2003 10:53PM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
this aint no golf site, so why don't you grab the shaft of your putter like so, and give it a nice smooth forward stroke and try to get it in the hole
Dec 10 2003 10:56PM
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Mykel
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we had to watch this video in high school golf called Ben Crenshaw's art of putting, I believe, and if you substituted fuck for putt and fucking for putting and penis for putter...it was so hilarious, we'd be sitting there laughing our asses of and the new players and our coach were clueless to the hysteria.


Ha. Ha.
Dec 10 2003 11:06PM
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d-loc
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yeah really i didnt even get a smile on my face from reading that pointless garbage.


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Dec 11 2003 7:48AM
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Lord_Piot
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Did you mis-spell peace 'piece'?
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Dec 11 2003 8:46AM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
i'm pretty sure he did
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Dec 11 2003 8:50AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
well i liked it.

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Dec 11 2003 2:59PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
not too funny, or dirty for that matter


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Dec 11 2003 4:20PM
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shibby
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meh its not funny now but if you were golfing and somedude said that well i would probably laugh



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Dec 11 2003 5:12PM
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