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HandiBoard
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I've been thinking of growing a mullet for a long time, what do you guys think about it, should i or shouldn't I?
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Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Dec 10 2003 8:01PM
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Ski-hobo
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Depends where you live. Live in the south or near Detroit no one will notice. Live somewhere else and people may think its ugly


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Dec 10 2003 8:05PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
i live in New england (CT)
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Dec 10 2003 8:19PM
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freeskiing04
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im working on one up in upstate ny
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Dec 10 2003 8:31PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I have an actually mullet. No joke. I'm actually kind of ashamed.





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 10 2003 8:31PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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*actual sorry I can't deal with those kind of mistakes I make.





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 10 2003 8:32PM
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linemaverick540
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my brothers friend has 'mohawk' but is too pussyish to sport it properly. it looks like a gay mulet now. what a cunt


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Dec 10 2003 9:07PM
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mommy
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flat top fades 4 lfe!@@
Dec 10 2003 9:08PM
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downhiller52
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my brother just cut his into a mullet yesterday
Dec 10 2003 9:45PM
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winterparksuks
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oh god the world need's no more mullets!





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Dec 10 2003 10:05PM
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d-loc
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has anyone seen 'The Mullets' on UPN 25? that show cracks me up... its these 2 dudes with mullets and its some comedy.


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Dec 11 2003 8:15AM
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HandiBoard
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I think i've seen that
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Dec 11 2003 8:19AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
mullets are played out....


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Dec 11 2003 10:49AM
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jumpman
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^whatever, mullets are only played out by those who sport them seriously. If you are growing one because it is fucking hilarious, it is not played out. I had one for a day with a handlebar mustache. I got so many random people to laugh at me - it was awesome.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Dec 11 2003 11:26AM
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icecreamsandwich
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there are only so many people who can pull of a mullet because they think its hilarious.....im not saying you cant though..i have no clue who you are.....so you might just be one of them. but not everyone can do it.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Dec 11 2003 11:50AM
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jumpman
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^you're right, some people just look stupid with a mullet, even if they are just trying to be funny.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Dec 11 2003 11:52AM
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aoe
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after watching dropin with jared getting the mullet we brang my friend down and paid for him to get it done. it suits him too




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Dec 11 2003 4:39PM
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Aspen23NYC
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mullets are only funny when the people sporting them actually think it's a cool haircut..those stuck in the 80's fools pimping around a 1987 firebird.



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Dec 11 2003 6:12PM
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jo-skis
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fact: a mullet in french is a 'longeuil' (spelling?)

Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
Dec 11 2003 8:59PM
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nhfreeskier
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dude it had one my sophmore year of high school and now i want to cut a mullet again but my girlfriend seas she cant date a guy with a mullet should i or shouldent i
Feb 18 2004 10:51PM
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LittleDevil720
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there used to be a cool site for mullets
mulletjoe.com...i dont know if it is still up though..it was cool it had like the 40 names for different types of mullets and stuff..pretty funny
Feb 18 2004 10:57PM
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*rkp*
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go to www.mullethunter.com
Feb 18 2004 11:22PM
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supervore
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i got a mohawk, which is so much more radical then a mullet! (see my icon)
Feb 19 2004 12:08AM
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off-axis
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That mo-hawk is weak sauce tho.


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Feb 19 2004 12:16AM
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supervore
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weak sauce? haha, well i dyed it blonde last week, to give it more appeal. chicks dig it though, so i dont care what you guys say.
Feb 19 2004 12:43AM
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johhnn
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nah mullets are he shit. i got a hat while i was in calgary that seys 'mullets rule'
'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass.
Feb 19 2004 12:47AM
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MTRipper
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iheartmullets.com



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Feb 19 2004 10:39AM
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Jasmine
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grow a mohawk. you could be like glen plake!




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Feb 19 2004 11:03AM
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Tiffy
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Mulletsgalore.com




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)
Feb 19 2004 11:08AM
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kds
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i grew my hair for 11 months , then cutt a mullet for hallaween, thought it was cool so i kept the mullet for like 4 months..... mullets r the shit!!!
Feb 19 2004 2:09PM
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skisebski
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MULLETS are fucking awesome!!




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Feb 19 2004 3:40PM
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shibby
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Feb 19 2004 5:36PM
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mark.p
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^^damn... what a fox


AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Feb 19 2004 6:06PM
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mark.p
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and definatly grow a mullet... they rock...check the icon


AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Feb 19 2004 6:07PM
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samck89
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need to get me a peice o that

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Feb 19 2004 6:11PM
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lotus
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ewwwwwwwwwww mullets are gross.
Feb 19 2004 6:17PM
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Deann
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i will be getting myself a mullet one my hair grows longer
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Feb 19 2004 7:37PM
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