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Whore houses should be legal in ski towns....

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SICKYGNARGNAR
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I for one would be a much happier/nicer person right now.
Dec 28 2008 7:20PM
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dylansiggers
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pffff haha
Dec 28 2008 7:20PM
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MEGAZORD
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You really cant get girls on your own?  Its especially easy in a ski town.
Dec 28 2008 7:23PM
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SICKYGNARGNAR
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I've got a new lady friend, but she isn't moving to my state for another month and work/bills are stressing me out big time....
Dec 28 2008 10:37PM
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MEGAZORD
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I actually know the feeling.  Sucks dude.  Go pick up some dumbass drunk girls at a bar.
Dec 28 2008 10:43PM
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titsLOL
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I think the thread creator is pointing out the lack of hot chicks available in ski towns, not his lack of game.
Dec 28 2008 10:50PM
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MEGAZORD
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Yeah youre right.  I myself am sort of frustrated by bills and shit.  Car/health insurance is a killer.
Dec 28 2008 10:58PM
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DrippinWithSteez
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Did you just get cockblocked? I feel for you mang.
Dec 28 2008 11:12PM
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MT_Mike
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worst part about girls in ski towns is that they get run through by as many local guys as possible reallll quick. this also usually leads to girl to girl bickering and lots of bitching/trash talk about from girls to other girls because it seems like they all wanna be the 'queen' bitch of the ski town.

maybe i'm making a huge generalization, and if this is the case, i apologize. however, last season, this was my experience. not to say i didn't have fun, and i didn't find plenty of girls... but the local girls in ski towns are usually lame.

ON THE FLIP SIDE however, tourist chicks are super fun to fuck around with, lie to, hit on... haha, there is a new flock of vacationing babes every day/every weekend/every holiday.
Dec 28 2008 11:16PM
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*LiNeLover*
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WOW WOW WOW...
cant you guys find any other way to deal with your life issues
then sleep with women. come on.
I'm sorry ... but PATHETIC!!!
Jan 2 2009 3:38AM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
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^^^???^^^
Jan 2 2009 3:40AM
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jayhood
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there are other ways, but this is by far the best stress relief on the planet.  It's like you can brush your teeth with your finger, but isn't a tooth brush the best way.
Jan 2 2009 3:50AM
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grifter
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Best response. Ever. almost sig worthy +k
Jan 2 2009 5:14AM
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CFD
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Maybe this is why you can't get girls who hang around long enough to know you.
Jan 2 2009 7:25AM
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MT_Mike
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^^^ haha, you were unaware of the sarcasm in that... you can't tell me you've never found it hilarious to jump on the lift with random ppl and make up some crazy insane story about being the heir to virgin mobile or some shit and just watch gapers eat that shit up? maybe its just me, but its definitely funny shit, people will believe just about anything
Jan 2 2009 11:37AM
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EClay46
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its true, lying to gapers/tourists is pretty awesome
Jan 2 2009 11:47AM
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Willard
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get a fake id and grow a beard you could pull off 23
Jan 2 2009 12:28PM
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DirtyMick
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Facial hair is for men.
Jan 2 2009 12:38PM
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Klick_2_klaim
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umm its a ski town, most ski towns are full of tourists all the time, tourist girls.
so get to it.
Jan 2 2009 12:54PM
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grifter
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I love Europe, you can drink legally @ 16 in some countries, the rest are 18, So may girls... such little time.
Jan 2 2009 1:07PM
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grifter
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there are other places... Bars aren't the be all and end all of girl pick up joints. Buy cute puppy dog and take walks in parks, it works wonders, girls are suckers for cute puppies.
Jan 2 2009 1:37PM
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dbstar
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after living in banff for a few years i think its pretty easy to say that picking up girls in ski towns is probably one of the easiest things to do. ever.
Jan 2 2009 1:48PM
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pussymoneyweed
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happy hannakuh


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Jan 2 2009 3:49PM
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LMPJibbin
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girls that fall, gondolas, lifts, bars, surrounding towns, and just the slopes in general are perfect for finding chicks.
Jan 2 2009 5:11PM
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grifter
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Lifts are the way forwards, just work the lift cue so you get stuck next to the hottie with twin tips. Just start talking hit the park together for a few hours, then hit the bed together for a few hours. Job Done.
Jan 2 2009 5:30PM
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iheartgapers
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is reno nevada a ski town?
Jan 2 2009 5:41PM
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joeydude
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whore houses should be legal everywhere.
Jan 2 2009 6:02PM
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Canuker
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This is just another reason ( besides the skiing, obviously) that i want to live in a ski town.

Jan 2 2009 6:45PM
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CFD
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I can think of one thing that's easier to pick up in Banff. Chlamydia.
Jan 2 2009 8:46PM
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gstaff
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shits legit

+k
Jan 2 2009 10:42PM
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skiingonskis
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grow a beard, drink bud light, wear wife beaters, and watch porn on pay per view = the perfect solution to your problems.
Jan 3 2009 12:30AM
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Klick_2_klaim
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Chlamydia, such a pretty name, I think Ill name my first daughter Chlamydia.


Jan 3 2009 3:15AM
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thefrush
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Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Carson City, NV is close enough to Tahoe resorts.
Jan 3 2009 3:45AM
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SICKYGNARGNAR
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I have a beard, I drink Bud heavies, and wear cut-offs sometimes.

And who pays for porn anymore anyway?
Jan 3 2009 5:13AM
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mammothpunks
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Next time you go by there say hi to jessica for me...........JK


as the saying goes.... ugly hot and mean --- go to mammoth, be a queen

Or as CB ( in the fabulous movie BLUNT!) used to say... All the women in Mammoth are like parking spaces....the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
Jan 3 2009 6:26AM
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pompe
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"Candy's" (the classiest of them all) is a pretty well known whore house in Queenstown, NZ but it is finally closing down after countless years of serving middle-aged men after a long day on the slopes.
Jan 3 2009 10:28AM
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snowbladesforlife
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You sound like you need a good rodgering.
Jan 3 2009 11:16AM
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grifter
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


+K Laying it down like it is.
Jan 3 2009 2:27PM
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Ski_Punx
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" If you're ugly fat and mean.....move to Mammoth and you'lle be a queen." 

Jan 5 2009 4:44AM
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